Officials said today that Joe Pesci won’t be charged for punching a fan who photographed him in a shopping center parking lot because there wasn’t really any chance he would be convicted.
“The investigating officer was unable to determine who the primary aggressor was and there are no independent witnesses to the incident,” Richstone wrote in response to a Boca Raton police warrant request.
If a fight breaks out between Joe Pesci and anybody else, it’s usually a safe bet to assume the “primary aggressor” was Joe Pesci. This is the guy that stabbed a man to death with a pen in Casino for crap’s sake. And just because I can’t tell the difference between fiction and reality doesn’t mean he didn’t actually stab a guy to death with a pen. How is he not in jail? That’s crazy.
mrs.t | February 23, 2006 at 2:38 pm
rhymes with ‘tiny tim complex’.
Blz | February 23, 2006 at 2:40 pm
What’s a “chopping mall”?
lysistrata11 | February 23, 2006 at 2:41 pm
How has no one just lost it and killed this little guy already? Can someone go ahead and take care of that for me?
Blz | February 23, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Excuse me…”chopping center”
mrs.t | February 23, 2006 at 2:41 pm
i think a ‘chopping mall’ is the same as a ‘chopping center’.
Duh.
celticshel | February 23, 2006 at 2:43 pm
A chopping center?
Anywhere Joe Pesci hangs out.
Shaun | February 23, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Joe Pesci is a leather face and will always be a leather face. One day he’ll get his beats and cry like preschooler.
Or did you forget, celebs buy their way out of trouble?
Shaun | February 23, 2006 at 2:51 pm
Typo* like a preschooler
metroville | February 23, 2006 at 2:54 pm
That was Goodfellas in which he stabbed a man to death with a pen, not Casino.
LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 2:58 pm
God, are we still on THIS???? (rolls eyes and sighs)
LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 3:02 pm
#2 and #6,
A “chopping mall” and “chopping center” is where my Dominican mother goes to buy things. She used to wear an ehsmall, but now she wears an estra large.
Chee likes to buy choos and yackets. But if chee don’t have enough cach, chee pays with a cretit car.
Xanthia | February 23, 2006 at 3:19 pm
LaydeeBug:
ROTFLMAO!!!
LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Hey, I had to play the latin Card, no?
Roxie | February 23, 2006 at 3:35 pm
LOLx100! is the chopping mall near the ethpwethway? besitos!
ESQ | February 23, 2006 at 3:52 pm
Looks like Pesci did not get fucked at the drive thru this time..ha, ha, ha, who is the fuckee now!
LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 4:23 pm
No Roxie, it’s the ess-press-guay!
Roxie are you my cousin in Texas?
honey | February 23, 2006 at 4:33 pm
LaydeeBug- feckin funny- more more please
LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Sorry guys, it comes and goes. Like my psychic abilities or my menses. (Ewwwwww, I know!)
BarbadoSlim | February 23, 2006 at 4:48 pm
who the hell is stoopid enough to start shit with joe pesci in the first place?
you think I’m funny? like a clown? …
LaydeeBug | February 23, 2006 at 5:12 pm
No, it’s just that I’m yout-ful.
God I started to hate Joe Pesci after Goodfellas and Casino because he was typecasting himself. I mean how many times can you watch the same character? (Ex: Robert Deniro, and I like Deniro, but c’MON!)
Lynette Carrington | February 23, 2006 at 5:44 pm
uhkay, uhkay, uhkay, uhkay, UHKAY!
Anybody that has seen anything starring Joe Pesci should KNOW better than to mess with Joe Pesci.
I’m quite certain the offending fan will probably wake up one morning humping a horse head or will soon be in dire need of knee-cap surgery.
Zanna | February 23, 2006 at 5:56 pm
LadeeBug you crack me up!! Dios mio,mi padre es Cubano and when we were kids we watched “Shitty Shitty Bang Bang”!
Praz | February 23, 2006 at 6:18 pm
#20 Thank you!
And how is this guy still kicking ass, what is he like 70?
derekd | February 23, 2006 at 10:26 pm
I love Pesci’s work but I think thats bullshit that he’s not at least being charged.
derekd | February 23, 2006 at 10:27 pm
I love Pesci’s work but I think thats bullshit that he’s not at least being charged. If it were me I woulda been executed already.
mamacita | February 23, 2006 at 10:50 pm
Here’s a classic
Did you say you’re a fast cook?!!! Are we to believe that boiling water magically soaks into a grit faster on your stove? Do the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove?!
gogoboots | February 23, 2006 at 11:36 pm
Pesci’s always been nuts, that’s nothing new…actually, of course celebrities can punch people and kick their ass, they are ABOVE THE LAW!
LaydeeBug | February 24, 2006 at 12:12 pm
#22, “Que pasa U.S.A?” (mmmmm Steven Bauer)
LaydeeBug | February 24, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Oh mamacita, that is my favorite line….
Cratylus | February 24, 2006 at 2:32 pm
“You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he’s a good actor. Okay. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn’t fuck around. Doesn’t fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with. For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit.”–George Carlin
pinkraindrop6 | February 24, 2006 at 8:20 pm
waitt i remember this guy!!! was he in home alone? he was one of the burgulars, right?
Pez_D_Spencer | February 26, 2006 at 1:41 am
#9 The pen was Casino (DeNiro was standing there not doing anything) had it been in Goodfellas, DeNiro’s character would have been in on the beating.