Joe Jackson will be reportedly forced out of his home per the custody arrangement agreed to by his wife Katherine and Debbie Rowe the biological mother of Michael Jr. and Paris, according to Showbiz 411:
When the custody deal for Michael Jackson’s kids is filed tomorrow in Los Angeles Family Court, it will spell the end of Joseph Jackson living at the family’s home.
Part of the deal made by Debbie Rowe, the mother of the two eldest children, is that Joseph is gone for good from the Hayvenhurst Avenue, Encino, compound that he bought in the 1970s.
Rowe–as noted before–will allow Katherine Jackson to be the official guardian of the children for the time being. It was Rowe who suggested that a psychologist be involved in her meetings with the kids, Prince–whom she calls Michael–and Paris, while she gets to know them.
As for Joe Jackson, Rowe’s lawyers made his absence from the children a non-negotiable part of the custody arrangement. There will be no more talk of Joe the manager trotting out his grandkids as “the Jackson Three” or anything else like that.
I’m in full support of this move. Mostly because “The Jackson Three” is a terrible name. I know Joe’s old, but couldn’t he come up with something more original? Something catchy like “The MJ Vanilla Babies”; “Jesus Juice & Kids”; “Unmolested Funk.” And I’m not even trying. You worked with Berry Gordy, man. C’mon.
Que | August 3, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Que dang.
Joe Muthaf*ckin Jackson | August 3, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I’m Joe Jackson, bitches. Ask me if I give a f*ck.
Joe | August 3, 2009 at 4:31 pm
He’s not a woman; he’s not under 25, and he’s not wearing a bikini.
DO NOT WANT
Joe "Pimp Hand" Jackson | August 3, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Bitch, i will CUT you.
Zee | August 3, 2009 at 4:34 pm
I don’t blame her. She probably knows that Joe had Micheal castrated as a child to maintain his perfect voice. Castrating boys before puberty was common by the church in old days to keep a young boys voice from changing…. but NOT in modern days!!! that’s just sick.
Alby Damn | August 3, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Am i the only one who wants to see “Supernanny: The Joe Jackson Edition”??
Sweeps? Anyone?
well | August 3, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Hm, turns out Debbie Rowe came through despite everyone saying she was evil.
Nanotyrannus | August 3, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Oh Zee, don’t be silly. If he had no nuts he couldn’t be the father of that dude from somewhere else. Omar, or something.
How relieved must Katherine Jackson be just now? She’s probably already packed his Depends and Alzheimer’s meds by now. Or maybe not. Shitting your pants and forgetting where you parked your pancakes can be pretty humiliating…
PeterPumpkin | August 3, 2009 at 4:48 pm
hmmmm MJ being castrated actually explains alot, his ‘never growing up’ obsession, cause he never hormonally went through puberty, his self esteem issues blahblah
TJ | August 3, 2009 at 4:58 pm
How will anyone know rather Joe is living in the house are not. Seems a waste of time. The other Joe Jackson wannebe’s are still around. That whole family will take what little money they can’t get their hands on from those kids.
Quinn | August 3, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Vanilla babies LOL Joe needs to be kept as far away from any kids as possible, or any human beings for that matter. He’s an aggressive f%$#er and needs to be shot. I heard those castration rumors in the 80′s and then again when he was acquitted for molestation after his dreaded genitalia exam. ((shiverrr))
Humpinfrog | August 3, 2009 at 5:02 pm
He can still do “drive by beatings” though, right? I mean, Jesus (oops), quit trying to hold a brother down!
Newcastle | August 3, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Haha, karma’s a bitch if your name is Joe Jackson.
Tom K | August 3, 2009 at 5:34 pm
I don’t care what anyone says. Joe Jackson is a hilarious old black man!!!!
More Britney please and don't spare the MILF boobs | August 3, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Britney! Britney! Britney! More Britney!
Oh, and fuck Joe Jackson.
Britney! Britney! Britney! More Britney!
ROUGH Daddy | August 3, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Womb renter up
Old Pimp down
Urbanspaceman | August 3, 2009 at 6:32 pm
And another thing: those children are no more “his grandkids” than they are mine.
Darth | August 3, 2009 at 6:33 pm
He looks like a harmless old man!? What are his kids whining about!?
Nero | August 3, 2009 at 6:38 pm
All old people look harmless .Another trick of Nature.
casualencounters.com/blog | August 3, 2009 at 7:22 pm
We need somebody to tell that fool that gold chains on someone his age look ridiculous.
the only opinion that matters | August 3, 2009 at 7:57 pm
I have to say, I’m kind of impressed by Debbie Rowe. She obviously has the kids best interests at heart making sure that mean old (silly looking) bastard isn’t living with the kids. Darth, he isn’t harmless, Michael was barely dead and he was talking about kid Prince into the business. He is a mean sleazy old man and should be kept about from those kids and his poor wife was probably happy to agree to him permanently moving out.
smadgie | August 3, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Joe Jackson is a bottom feeding, limp dick, disgrace. He needs his saggy dried up nut sacs hooked up to some sort of shocking device. He doesn’t deserve to breath the same air as the rest of humanity. I hope he gets every vile thing he’s done to his family back on his shriveled ass 10 fold. Maybe now we won’t see him in the news anymore.
abby | August 3, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Ha! Great commentary.
Max Planck | August 4, 2009 at 9:21 am
Hey…he has Megan Fox’s hat!
Veronica | August 4, 2009 at 9:56 am
Unmolested Funk — beautiful!
Narcissus | August 4, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Unmolested Funk – priceless. Almost spit my drink out reading that.
kelly | August 5, 2009 at 12:22 pm
I thought he lived in Vegas! – shortsinglesdating.com
FACE | August 5, 2009 at 12:54 pm
As big an a hole as Jackson is, it is a shame that some low class fat ugly trailer trash white bitch can dictate anything to him. SHe lucke dup on a meal ticket that would not have even been there if it were not for Joe.
robert | August 5, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Joe Jackson scares me… I’m not sure who would have been a worse babysitter, him or Michael.
cookiepuss | August 9, 2009 at 11:20 pm
@7 – well they only said she was evil because she doesn’t look like Megan Fox, so…
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Jackson is as big as a one hole, it’s a shame that some low-fat white trailer trash bitch ugly category can direct him to something. He was a meal ticket that is not there, which if it were not for the lucke dup.