Joe Francis tries to recruit Brittny Gastineau (Where is this man’s medal?!)

The Superficial / August 21, 2008

Joe Francis continued his holy quest of everything good and righteous and nipplely by approaching model/reality star Brittny Gastineau last night outside of Crown Bar. I think I speak for all of us when I say “This man should be our president.” Not only would I campaign for Joe Francis, but I’d even consider putting on pants and going out to vote. Maybe. If there’s an Ice Road Truckers marathon on that day, I’m not making any promises. It’s trucks on ice, people!

EDIT: And, no, the irony that Brittny is standing on a street corner is not lost on me. Classy!