Joe Francis throwing Lamar Odom’s bachelor party

Jesus. The bad ideas just keep coming in with this wedding. Apparently Joe Francis is hosting Lamar Odom’s bachelor party Thursday night. TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned Joe Francis is hosting Lamar’s swan song to bachelorhood tomorrow at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood. It will be a formal affair … with stripper poles and “midgets.”
Here’s the good news — Khloe’s brother Rob will be there to keep an eye on Lamar … unless he’s distracted by the midgets and stripper poles.

Of course, I’m sure it’ll be a classy, fun-filled event complete with such classic bachelor party games as:

“Slap That Bitch”
“Pull That Bitch’s Hair”
“Pull That Bitch’s Hair while Slapping That Bitch and Frenching a Midget”
“Tax Evasion”
“Underage Titty Hunt.”
“Bitch Slap: Now with More Hair Pulling!”

And, finally, a Joe Francis favorite: “Quick, Help Me Hide Inside My Own Vagina, Brody Jenner’s Trying to Punch Me Again.” You kids have fun.