TMZ has learned Joe Francis is hosting Lamar’s swan song to bachelorhood tomorrow at Les Deux nightclub in Hollywood. It will be a formal affair … with stripper poles and “midgets.”
Here’s the good news — Khloe’s brother Rob will be there to keep an eye on Lamar … unless he’s distracted by the midgets and stripper poles.
Of course, I’m sure it’ll be a classy, fun-filled event complete with such classic bachelor party games as:
“Slap That Bitch”
“Pull That Bitch’s Hair”
“Pull That Bitch’s Hair while Slapping That Bitch and Frenching a Midget”
“Underage Titty Hunt.”
“Bitch Slap: Now with More Hair Pulling!”
And, finally, a Joe Francis favorite: “Quick, Help Me Hide Inside My Own Vagina, Brody Jenner’s Trying to Punch Me Again.” You kids have fun.