Joe Francis serving time, going nuts

April 24th, 2007 // 71 Comments
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Joe Francis plead guilty to criminal contempt yesterday and will be fined $5,010 and serve 35 days in jail, minus time served. Additionally, he’s reportedly going crazy and breaking down because his ward-mate – a convicted cop killer – keeps taunting him and shouting: “Girls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!”

Last week, said Dyer, Francis missed the medication cart and “went into a full-blown anxiety attack.”

I almost feel sorry for this guy. And by almost I mean not at all. He could be an orphan who got sick trying to help the homeless, and right when my heart was about to break I’d see a picture of his face and scream: “Give him the chair!” Then people would explain to me he isn’t set to be executed and I’d pause, put my finger to my mouth, and reply: “Gas chamber?”

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  1. NicotineEyePatch

    I am so happy to see all of these comments tearing this motherfucker a new asshole, God knows he better get it worked in for the assplowings he’s going to get. How many girls gone wild do you think had absentee daddies who were locked down? Hey, Joe, you know why you like them so tight? Good, then you’ll understand what’s about to happen to you.

    “Francis is a bad name to have in jail”
    LOL

  2. Francis is the gayest name I know…dumbass should of changed it before he went to jail…

  3. crazyotto

    if all those drunk girls fathers would wait in line to punch this turd in the mouth it would be 1000 miles long

  4. Im gonna agree with notthe mother or whatever um being on GGW and claiming rape is like going to the inner city with an expensive car leaving keys in and door open and being suprised it got stolen. They actively seek the party and even if he buys them drinks did he hold their nose and make them drink it.

  5. greeneyedcat

    good. i hate that mofo.

  6. Voodoofoxx

    Another day in jail crying his little eyes out! You gotta love it people. This moron is such a loser! As a Bay County resident I can say that Joey boy is in jail by himself, not in the cell with Robert Bailey. He spent yet another day in the courtroom crying! Take another look at the Panama City News Herald for pics of cry baby hiding his face. =)

  7. love seeing celebs make fools of themselves

    FAGS GONE WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. He looks like a big doofess that lost his puppy….dude, your not God just coz u film pussy…enjoy the lockup, no pussy there. Oh yea, u sure did miss out on alot of pussy last weekend at the prom, too bad…

  9. So sad for your old jail ass…have fun. summer in Florida, hell yea…too bad for u,,,wouldn’t wanna be ya….

  10. surprised that u weren’t in Florida last month being arrested at Flagler Beach on perverted justice on dateline nbc,,that’s about your style..it was so funny..watching them squirm and trying to run out the door…

  11. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    54–So carjackers shouldn’t be held responsible for stealing cars because some dumb guy left his hot ride there? A crime was committed. Period. You are a stupid cunt. I hope you get raped at a party and then come back and tell everyone how you feel about the law.

  12. BigT200

    dear Jesus,

    Please make sure Joe Francis is ass raped and has to suck cock while in jail.
    Oh and bless mom, dad, and baby sis

    Amen

  13. If this is true, couldn’t've happened to a nice douchebag.

  14. Why do u think he broke the law? He wanted raped in jail and wanted to be their sex slave….

  15. DulceBellum

    Wow NotTheMomma, you write like an extremely educated and intelligent person. Thank you for proving my point for me… and for making yourself look like a completely misogynistic asshole.

  16. MyNameIsIndefinite

    For those who have nothing better to say about Joe Francis hear this. Joe Francis is the poster boy for Capitalistic America. Sure Joe Frances made millions off of exploiting drunken girls willing to trade 15 mins of fame for a silly little shirt. But the most important thing about this fellow is he had a vision, an entrepreneurial spirit and willingness to risk it all. Some of the wealthiest individuals, quintessential risk takers, made their mark by exploiting others. Bill Gates for instance exploited Steve Jobs by stealing his ideas and is now the richest man in America. Big oil exploits you every day by increasing gas prices and passing on the tab while recording record breaking profits. The Iraq war was billed as a disarmament case while oil was slipped under the rug. At least with Joe Francis

  17. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    All that and he’s STILL going to jail! AHAHAHAHAHA

  18. 61
    I ll go to a party but i wont drink a shitload first and go into a room with some random guy that is not a party GGW is a buissness mechanism known world wide furthermore im not saying the car thief should not be punished im just saying the person is a dumass you turned by analogy to be irrelevant. Those girls knew what they were getting into. THem ( the ones that bitch and lie rape)that Duke girl the Kobe girl and a line of whores before and after them nned to be sterilized.
    What about Britney Paris LLindsey i thought they “deserved’ it. At least they have a price for certain things a fucking t-shirt please

  19. THIS BASTARD DOES NOTHING BUT EXPLOIT CHILDREN AND WOMEN…..HE IS A LOSER AND I’M SURE HE’S HAVING FUN IN JAIL…………

  20. What about lethal injection?

  21. e g

    Joe francis is innocent.

    GGW = Greatest videos ever.

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