Joe Francis: ‘Samantha Ronson has a bigger penis than I do’

September 18th, 2008 // 33 Comments

Joe Francis stopped by E!’s Hollywood Party Girl where he went off on Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with Samantha Ronson. He claims Sam is a jealous control freak and also has a gigantic penis. How else would she snare Lindsay? Considering the source of this claim is the genius who invented Girls Gone Wild, I believe it. Joe then went on to state what we all know is true: Lindsay is not a lesbian:

“Lindsay’s straight. I think Sam has taken ownership of Lindsay. I think if Sam were to let Lindsay go even that much; Lindsay would revert back to being straight.”

I think if Sam and Lindsay’s relationship ended in murder-suicide, I’d order a pizza. Too real? You’re right. Better make it Mexican.

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  1. Dave

    chicks with dicks first

  2. HankTheDwarf

    THIS FUCK LOOKS LIKE A BEAVER

  3. The Bisexual

    I definitely don’t think that’s the case! Maybe Lilo just wants some puss now and again. Can anyone blame her?

  4. Lola

    SHOULDN’T THIS CHILD-MOLESTING PIECE OF GORILLA SHIT STILL BE IN JAIL???
    SEE IT’S BECAUSE OF MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE THIS WHY I FEEL THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS FUCKED UP…. YES ALLOW PEOPLE TO TALK AND SPEAK THEIR MINDS FREELY…. BUT ONLY OF IT’S SOMETHING WORTH LISTENING TO AND NOT SOME RAMBLING RETARDED BULLSHIT LIKE THE SHIT THIS BITCH IS TALKING ABOUT

  5. havoc

    All three of them need a bullet behind the ear….

    This douchebag especially.

  6. lloyd johnson

    I hae joe francis because he is scum. I worship the man because he made bazillions of dollars getting chicks to show their tits.

  7. Randal

    Joe! Damn, haven’t been around here enough times, it’s good to see you stopping in for an interview.

    You’ve done an excellent job with Girls Gone Wild, considering what a household name it’s become. Any plans for a family TV show?

    Randal

  8. Ted from LA

    He’s going do a remake of sorts. Leave it in the Beaver.

  9. Vol

    Obama is an Oreo…and ain’t no cookie can be my President!!

  10. Sarah

    Seriously, why does he keep referring to her as Samantha ROSNAN? Makes you wonder if he even knows either of them? Another hanger on who feels it necessary to ride the coattails of vapid twenty-somethings. Can you hear me Spencer Pratt?

  11. So Joe has a penis as big as a clitoris? No wonder he gets no action, ‘cept in the pokey. Get it? Pokey? Jail? Oh nevermind… I need more ice for my Jack & Coke…

  12. Joe Francis

    Randal,

    Thanks for the love and support of Girls Gone Wild. You’re an avid fan and I’ve received ALL your letters and emails.
    As far as a family TV show, I highly doubt it since alot of respectable actors and actresses, refuse to have anything to do with me because of my background and how I’ve made my money. But that hasn’t stopped you and you’ve been behind me 100% through the hard times.
    Since you’ve mentioned a show, I was thinking about a “reality” show. Maybe we could use your family as the stars. Of course they would all have to perform on each other, prance around naked most of the time and you’re more than welcome to join since you’ll be the “star” of the show.
    Let me know what you think and get back to me. You know where to reach me. Always good to hear from you Randy

    Your buddy,
    Joe F

  13. norton

    Joe Francis is the epitomie of douche-bag.

  14. BigFootsDick

    I want to cut off her head and fuck the wound.

  15. Plobes

    Why is this asshat admitting he has a small peen?

  16. Is anyone surprised that Samantha Ronson has a wenis? What would be surprising is if Rough Daddy had one. Then I would be shocked!!

  17. PLobes

    and Vol, cookies are sweet and delicious juat like Barack Obama

    COOKIE FOR PREZ!

    McCain is a stale Nutter Butter from 1922

  18. bar room hero

    What a tool, does he seem kinda fruity to anybody else???

  19. Alli

    He is the modern day Larry Flint, get over it. Someday they will make a movie about him if they haven’t already.

  20. Jimbo, a wenis is a part of your arm…

    Lola, hatin the capslock, but totally aggreeing with what you are saying!!

  21. I <3 Sam

    THIS KID IS SUCH A FUCKING DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I WOULD punch him if I saw him for real!

    Samantha rocks.

  22. his cellmate thinks he's sexy

    In other words Joe admits to not having a penis. Samantha could have a 1 inch pecker and, as he admitted, it would be bigger than his inchworm. This guy found his 15 minutes and made some cash at the same time. Probably had sex with his cellmate too.

    As for his 15 minutes….tick tick tick tick tick

  23. nysro

    Joe Frances is a great man, that provides a great service to the world… barely legal girls going wild… what more can you ask for?

  24. ssssssay waaaaaat

    lol Joe’s a douche.

  25. I can’t see it, anyone else got a link to it elsewhere?

  26. wtf

    this fucking douche bag should die. He beats women, raped a girl, and gets away with it. Everytime I see his smug face I want to break my computer. fucker.

  27. A baseball-stick can be of alot of help with horny “DIE-HARD” lesbians!!

  28. Mel

    I LOVE JOE HE REALLY SAYS IT HOW IT IS!!

  29. lucycharms

    Honestly…. Joe Francis a source for valid information????!!!!!!

    Scum bag, jail bait, roofie giving, get naked & I’ll humilate you for life so I can make a quick buck on all the frat guys or close ins that are yanking their dicks into their socks douche bag…

    Can we never show his face or name on this site again? He is so vile & so useless… I’d rather hear about pathetic Paris Hilton over him.

    I’d punch him in the face too if I saw him.

    He has no right to comment on anyone.

    You know what if Ms. Lohan is happy, healthy & drug free she can date, marry anyone she wants.

    He’s just upset that she has cleaned up & has a true friend watching out for her so he can’t manipulate her. Maybe Samantha is just looking out for her. Remember about a year ago she was outta control Britney Spears style. She needs alittle control. Everyone out there wants her to fail. They want her to go outta control so they can make money off her stories.

    If she flies straight she can really become an amazing actress.

    Joe Francis is a cockroach

  30. lucycharms

    PS. & by “flying straight” I mean no drugs or alcohol.

  31. s0fa

    Joe Francis should NOT be getting any publicity on this site (or any other media outlet for that matter). He’s a pervert and a scumbag and anything that comes out of his mouth is toxic and is nothing worth listening to. He just wants attention, thats all he does and its pathetic. Just look at his smug attitude that he’s always had and u know that he doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone but himself and what people can give him. He’s the epitome of sleeze, and its this type of people that always end up alone and desperate. I know this all sounds harsh, but he is a terrible influence on our youth, guys and girls. There may be a throng of sluts out there for him to put on film but he’s created a culture that has accepted this behavior as entertainment and it is sick.

  32. jason

    Please make him go away. This is the lowest you have stooped in a long time, posting this shit on your site, his comments are positively homophobic and vengeful As a man I feel ashamed belonging to the same gender as this idiot. He makes men everywhere seem unenlightened and neandertallike. I wish Lilo all the best she seems like she is much happier and whatever she and Sam has people should just let them live their life.

  33. Shredder

    Umm, didnt he get filmed sticking a dildo up his ass about a year ago? Maybe Joe F knows a thing or 2 about cocks people. And he’s spent time in jail. This beard called “Girls Gone Wild” is such a sad attempt to prove he’s a macho guy when all he wants is to play tummy sticks all night. Maybe Samantha should throw him a bone, ZING!

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