Joe Francis attacks pregnant women now. Of course.

May 25th, 2010 // 63 Comments

Joe Francis is attacking women again. This time around it’s employees who were texting the media about the “bad things” he does with his company, according to RadarOnline:

After reading what was written on the phone Joe allegedly became furious. “Joe came back and physically attacked the female employee and another employee in the accounting department who was visibly pregnant,” the source said.
The police report states that it was a civil dispute with allegations of Francis “pushing” female employees who intended to distribute negative press material about Francis.
“Joe fired all involved employees even if they only viewed the attack,” the source continued. “The Santa Monica police were called and took statements.”

Because his sandy vagina demands constant frivolous lawsuits, Joe is attempting to sue anyone who runs this story even if you have absolutely zero connection to the website it’s on. It’s almost genius if you don’t think about it for more than a second. Via The Evil Beet:

In my inbox this afternoon: a threatening letter from one of Joe Francis’s crack team of legal eagles paralegals, threatening to sue me if I don’t remove a post … from Celebrifi.com. Which I don’t own. If you’re going to tell me that you “take this matter very seriously,” maybe pay your legal team enough to get their links right as they send out a slew of baseless threats.

At this point, I’m going to assume the “bad things” Joe Francis is doing with his company involve financially backing Tila Tequila, so I can see how one might throw a pregnant whistle-blower out the window then try and sue the entire Internet to cover it up. Shit, I’d probably shoot a baby then sue the moon until its glowy ass keeps its mouth shut. I understand business.

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  1. The eyes tell the story

    Jimmy Fury’s right about the “coke nose” although I suspect his white powdery ring and booger ball around the nostril is more likely heroin that any stimulant. His pupils are way to tiny for a dude who’s gacked up. Coke and meth cause big, giant pupils, even in daytime light.
    Either way, he should find a friend who can tell him to clean the drug boogers off his nostril before his close-ups.

  2. $$$$$

    Dear 50 sense,
    It’s all about the God chosen money aint it asshole? Some of us work our asses off only to realize that no matter what we do, we remain in debt. Debt, money, bankers. Ahhhhh what a system! Keep the people financial slaves in the country that they have built.
    As to the woman beater, he needs to be beaten by a heavyweight boxer from Palestine.

  3. 52 Cards in a deck but you are short one

    #52 – Po’ white trash boy – It’s only about the G-d chosen money are far as the antisemites feel. I don’t hear Jews I know talking to other Jews about the money any more or less than I hear rich non-Jews talking about their money. Fact: most people with money like to flaunt it. The world’s wealthiest men are not Jews. Money is always a sore point to those who don’t have it. You remain in debt because of your insistance that you live above your means, in order to not appear as poor as you are, to others. You are ashamed of your “means” and want to appear better than the other guy. That is why you keep buying shit you don’t need and cannot afford. You need to get to country with less affluence than the USA and see how the real financially downtrodden live. Maybe go see the poor villages in Mexico’s Yucatan peninsula…far from Cancun and the resort towns. You will come to see just how much you actually do have with your salary and stop feeling so compelled to want more, more, more. I suspect you a person of near borders.
    I am a person of limited financial means but surpisingly I own my own reliable car and my own modest home. I have no debt and so I never need to hate any group of people because of my bad financial desicions. I realize the vast wealth that do have in comparison to most of the world.

  4. pdxfacehole

    Douche has A LOT of teeth. Jesus.

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  7. 53 needs major rhinoplasty

    Poor non white ethnically confused and jealous bitch! Heh heh all that you really have is your ugly face and greed. Not to mention your venomous lies.
    The whole global economic system is in turmoil and all the people in the world find themselves in debt.
    To whom is the great United States indebted to, cunt?

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  10. Poor non white ethnically confused and jealous bitch! Heh heh all that you really have is your ugly face and greed. Not to mention your venomous lies.
    The whole global economic system is in turmoil and all the people in the world find themselves in debt.
    To whom is the great United States indebted to, cunt?

  11. lee
    Commented on this photo:

    He is really a piece of t*rD

  12. lee
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this the guy Christina Mclarty dated then married? Wow. Now she’s dating David Arquette they say.

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