Joe Francis attacks pregnant women now. Of course.

The Superficial / May 25, 2010

Joe Francis is attacking women again. This time around it’s employees who were texting the media about the “bad things” he does with his company, according to RadarOnline:

After reading what was written on the phone Joe allegedly became furious. “Joe came back and physically attacked the female employee and another employee in the accounting department who was visibly pregnant,” the source said.
The police report states that it was a civil dispute with allegations of Francis “pushing” female employees who intended to distribute negative press material about Francis.
“Joe fired all involved employees even if they only viewed the attack,” the source continued. “The Santa Monica police were called and took statements.”

Because his sandy vagina demands constant frivolous lawsuits, Joe is attempting to sue anyone who runs this story even if you have absolutely zero connection to the website it’s on. It’s almost genius if you don’t think about it for more than a second. Via The Evil Beet:

In my inbox this afternoon: a threatening letter from one of Joe Francis’s crack team of legal eagles paralegals, threatening to sue me if I don’t remove a post … from Which I don’t own. If you’re going to tell me that you “take this matter very seriously,” maybe pay your legal team enough to get their links right as they send out a slew of baseless threats.

At this point, I’m going to assume the “bad things” Joe Francis is doing with his company involve financially backing Tila Tequila, so I can see how one might throw a pregnant whistle-blower out the window then try and sue the entire Internet to cover it up. Shit, I’d probably shoot a baby then sue the moon until its glowy ass keeps its mouth shut. I understand business.

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