Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis got punched in the head Saturday night at Cameo in Miami after he was hitting on a group of Brazilian models and a jealous boyfriend took offense. After the assault, he was escorted from the scene by security. No word on what happened to the guy that initiated the violence, but I’m assuming they gave him a Medal of Valor. Or a meatball sandwich. Either way, score!
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Jimbo | April 3, 2007 at 7:49 am
First but who care.
AreYouSerious?!?! | April 3, 2007 at 7:54 am
I thought he was gay?!? Are we sure the guy didn’t punch him for hitting on him?!? That would be more believable…
MissDior17 | April 3, 2007 at 7:54 am
Ahahaha. Good for that guy.
HerpesHilton | April 3, 2007 at 7:55 am
Now if only someone who smack Paris around…and not in a good way.
aimatcha | April 3, 2007 at 7:57 am
Bravo. That guy is a sleezy creep. He needed his face punched to the back of his head.
ph7 | April 3, 2007 at 7:57 am
Hit on hot chicks, risk an occassional punch.
Hey, gonna be a playa, got a take a punch every now and then. Bring on da bitches!
Jedi Kevin | April 3, 2007 at 8:19 am
When do I get my chance to hit him?
sympathee | April 3, 2007 at 8:20 am
Oh well, i’m sure he can bribe some college chicks to rub their breasts on his bruise.
mmmBitch | April 3, 2007 at 8:33 am
I think he’s kind of cute. I know that’s really bad. I like the Italian look. I bet he’s pretty decent in bed too.
I hate myself for that. Damn me!
djskins | April 3, 2007 at 8:38 am
That guy is a fucking dooshbag
If I ever see him I am gonna poop on his head
djskins | April 3, 2007 at 8:39 am
He is almost as lame as Jimmy Kimmel
Why do we have to look at that toady jimmy kimmel when we come here now?
EvilPotato | April 3, 2007 at 8:42 am
@9
Considering the fact that he rapes barely-legal girls just to get laid, I’m assuming he’s horrible in bed.
About fucking time somebody punched that cunt.
Fifth Stooge | April 3, 2007 at 8:42 am
This guy is nothing but a fag faggity fag fag.
Fifth Stooge | April 3, 2007 at 8:45 am
Is that the Superficial’s own punching bag Lindsay Lohan hanging all over him like a cheap freckled suit?
lambman | April 3, 2007 at 8:56 am
wait, somebody unfamous punched somebody unfamous? stop the presses
anothershityear | April 3, 2007 at 8:57 am
can someone with the expertise to Photoshop out that guy whoever-the-fuck-he-is out of this topic’s picture then post a link to the new image?
she looks really good in that pic, damn
rare to see her with bedroom eyes, she’s always so hopped up on meth
also, who the fuck is “Joe Francis”?
it’s that guy who does commentaries for those Mixed Martial Arts fights, right?
anothershityear | April 3, 2007 at 9:00 am
#11 i have to respectfully disagree
no one, NO ONE,
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
on the face of this Glad Green Earth
is even remotely as lame
as Jimmy Kimmel
BarbadoSlim | April 3, 2007 at 9:05 am
No idea who this shiteater is supposed to be but from just looking at him I get they urge to punch him on the head ’til he stops moving, and then some more. In fact, Why isn’t someone doing that right now?
Populist | April 3, 2007 at 9:27 am
From the hundreds of parents of drunken, airheaded college girls this guy has gotten to flash their tits, to the thousands of customers GGW ripped off with illegal credit card charges, there are legions who’d like to head punch Joe Francis. Personally, I’d recommend the cock punch, though. Then you’d get to see him double over, hit the ground, and go into the fetal position.
leewame | April 3, 2007 at 9:28 am
@15: Comedy gold.
On a different note, why the heck is someone as hot and awesome as Sarah Silverman dating the lamest thing on the face of this Glad Green Earth?
iamsosmrt | April 3, 2007 at 9:29 am
Awesome. This was bound to happen and it’s only the begining, this guy will be dead in a few years mark my words. Where are all the crazy dad’s with shot guns? It’s overcompensating, fat douche hunting season get on it.
I have learnt a lot about guys over the years of being pestered none stop.
UNO: The homophobic ones have a lot to hide, mainly a few too many hardons in the locker room in highschool. “That Jimmy he was such a great basketball player and when he was changing and took his shorts off you felt funny and excited.” Say that to a guy and the look of truth on a his face is so awesome. Too bad it’s a double standard cause my locker room stories aren’t embarassing at all. I love me.
TWO:(that was the extent of what I learnt in spanish class, the nerds just did my homework for me)
NO GUY who has to try this hard that to prove that he is straight is ever actually straight. I have seen it time and time again and if they hadn’t met me and been turned straight by the sight of me they’d still be gay and trying to hide it.
The moral is JOE FRANCIS IS A FAT GAY BALDING TURD. MORE PUNCHING PLEASE!!!
P.S. Real gay guys are great, homophobic gay alpha male assholes are natures garbage.
benbadman | April 3, 2007 at 9:33 am
As far as hot porn movies go, GGW is terrible–it’s the Barney of porn. Props to the guy for building an empire out of what most of us good looking people take for granted, hot t&a. If you’re ever watching cable after 4 A.M., GGW ads take over about half the decent cable channels. Old Joe knows how to peddle his boring $10 softcore.
If you ever see this guy on a talk show or being interviewed, he’s a total chump but he basically capitalized on a bankable idea that was just *too-obvious* for the rest of us.
Jillia | April 3, 2007 at 9:33 am
#9: Italian?! Not very good with the ethnic calls, are we? He’s pretty Jewish. I must say, as an Italian, I’m a little offended to be grouped with this slime for even a second. I know Italians can be pervs, but c’mon!
Truthseeker013 | April 3, 2007 at 9:38 am
For the first time in my life, I regret that serious violence wasn’t committed.
hotredhead | April 3, 2007 at 9:39 am
poor guy, i understand him. brazilian girls r too hot… even when u r gay.
anothershityear | April 3, 2007 at 9:40 am
#20 love’s a strange and unpredictable thing
also, just food-for-thought, who was Sarah dating before him?
lame publicity is better than none at all
Jillia | April 3, 2007 at 9:41 am
And btw, i hate it when ppl say stuff like, “Props to the guy for capitalizing on (insert something totally meaningless here).” It’s worthless peice of shits like this who sell their soul for fortune and contribute to the ever-growing trash that is being piled on the world that make it such a shitty place sometimes. Thank you that is all.
leewame | April 3, 2007 at 9:44 am
@26: She was probably dating Batman or a dinosaur, since she’s super-rad.
anothershityear | April 3, 2007 at 9:49 am
#22 total agreement
with the many things i am ashamed of in this shitty life, i can proudly state that i never purchased a GirlsGoneWild anything
saw two of them one time though, long story — the commercials are a million times more exciting than the actual vids
the videos really are like what bleeding-heart asswipes say they are, barely functional twenty-somethings (<
any 30-seconds of a Taylor Raine DVD, now that’s a different fuckin’ story, but back to shitty real-life for now
Peter Coffin | April 3, 2007 at 9:56 am
I think Lohan is following paparazzi around.
UNWASHEDMASSES | April 3, 2007 at 10:12 am
What kind of punch was it? Probably a Donkey Punch, Francis being the cocktoker that he is.
Courtney | April 3, 2007 at 10:15 am
Worlds. Biggest. Douchebag.
Nice job, jealous bf!
DrunkBlogger | April 3, 2007 at 10:36 am
#1…I care. I care. Hillary Clinton sucks.
CarnieWilson | April 3, 2007 at 10:49 am
#30 Yes she does,she follows them in a winnebago. I don’t see how this guy could’ve been threatened, how does he even know who Joe Francis is?
Clarah | April 3, 2007 at 10:53 am
But who is the boyfriend? Who’s the brazilian model?
Penis de Milo | April 3, 2007 at 11:13 am
Sarah dates him because you can’t be selective when you’re dragging around the World’s Hairiest Pussy.
anothershityear | April 3, 2007 at 11:38 am
#34 what are the odds the Brazilian guy was just talking crap with no intent to do anything, then the other guy said smug and arrogant “Do you know who the fuck I am??! Joey Morgan!!” And then the Brazilian guy remarked “That fuckin’ Fear Factor douchebag host!??” and proceeded to punch him square in the face
anothershityear | April 3, 2007 at 11:48 am
#35
the boyfriend is the guy James Farmer whoever-the-fuck-that-is paid $1000 to fake-punch him so he (Jimmy Franco) would end up in celeb-news on April 3rd, 2007
it seems any Brazilian woman 18-25 years old over 5-foot-7 qualifies to be referred to as a “model”
what the hell is the history of that gene-pool, to end up with such an incredibly high ratio of hotties??
s0fa | April 3, 2007 at 12:52 pm
THANK YOU to the person who punched Joe Francis.
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 1:18 pm
You mean Joe Rogan?
ambrosia | April 3, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Dude this site is called superficial for a reason. You say the girls deserve to be ragged on they willingly put them self their even though i say thats their job.
JOe sells videos of girls who willingly appear in his videos seek him out go to his parties knowing what it entails. he is not a slime bag. The girls get a shirt and/or hat if they are lucky they buy there own drinks. hes fiine
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 2:42 pm
#41 You’re insane!!! He’s like a pedophile, all these hot young innocent girls going on vacation for spring break and all he does is force feed them hard liquor and roofies and follow them around with a friggin camera egging them on to make out and show their privates on film. He’s a rat bastard, is he single???
I gotta quit drinkin
Cardinal Ximenez | April 3, 2007 at 3:01 pm
They should have bent him over and gave him a Vulcan Taint Punch.
B.Dippy | April 3, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Joe Francis is certainly gay, he’s dated Brandon Davis, that’s the only famous gay I know he’d been linked to- but I really thought that was pretty old news? I read it in a magazine when I was in Australia which was like over a year ago now. The article was more about Brandon tho cos Joe Francis isn’t really known there and Brandon had been going out with Mischa Barton before and was friends with Paris Hilton so that’s the only reason he was prolly known either.
freakspeely | April 3, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Anyone who associates Joe Francis with sexy…well, let’s just say someone with boundary issues taught you what sexy was long before you were supposed to know, right?
Hollywoodchick | April 3, 2007 at 8:32 pm
I had the unfortunate experience of going to college with this freak. He was a tool then, and has grown into an even bigger douche bag.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 3, 2007 at 8:52 pm
I can’t wait for this douche to get date raped on film. He’s a puke.
drowningfool | April 3, 2007 at 10:03 pm
So let me get this straight…a guy creates a dvd series exploiting underage drunk chicks and now he is a multi-millionaire that gets to bang all the hot celebrities? What’s that? Life’s not fair? Got it.
Zooni | April 5, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Pretty friggin sad. Be a douche bag, prey on drunk girls get rich and get accepted by the celebs. Yep I’ll stand in that line to drop him. I make a video series caller “dropping losers gone wild”. Slow motion camera action of my fist hitting his face and the expression of fear and facial contortions as it lands. I’ll put the back ground music to “I’m a loser baby”
Nunya Bisniss | May 14, 2008 at 2:45 am
Good. I think he needs to get smacked down. He thinks he’s some kind of God. Nothing reminds us that we are mortal better than a good smackdown. He may be a multi-millionaire but he still bleeds like the rest of us.
Is he a slimeball? I am the father of a 16 year old girl. She’s popular at her school, good looking, a candidate for this asshole’s vids once she is over 18. If she flashes her tits on camera in 2 years, I will blame her for poor judgement. I cannot blame him unless he uses it on camera for profit without her consent. He checks ID. He makes the girls sign a release. He would not be in business anymore if he didn’t have these protections. I know he has been found guilty or has settled on a few cases but please…. this guy films hundreds of thousands of girls every year. Mistakes were made, but for the most part we as a society allow this kind of thing and in fact, his net worth attests to it, we THRIVE on it, demand it even.
He exists because the young girls allow him to, and the people that buy his product allow him to. If there was no market for his videos he would be broke like the rest of us. Sadly, we can not blame him for the very demand that makes him who he is. He is simply capitalizing on something none of us fathers want to admit – that our daughters have a mind of their own, sex sells, and people like Joe Francis will always be there to capitalize on it. I don’t like it, but I can’t say it’s illegal, can I?
Believe me I do not want to sound like I am on this guy’s side, I am not, but that is my own personal feeling. It has nothing to do with blame or legality. The bottom line is that there is obviously a huge market for this type of thing, and as long as we as a society are willing to pay for it, people like him will exist. He is pure capitalist. Unfortunately, morals are subjective in this global society. One can no longer be judged legally on moral values.
Personally, I am glad he got socked. I personally do not approve of him or what he does but I cannot deny that he wouln’t exist without the support of his obviously ample market. If you don’t like him or what he does, discourage people frmo buying porn, and good luck. Porn has been around since 40,000 B.C. It isn’t going away. It’s as much a part of humanity as the need to eat and breathe. Sad but true. We are no better than any other member of the animal kingdom. Basic life requires food, drink, and reproduction (sex).