Everybody’s favorite douche bag, Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis, was arrested today at a Florida airport on a warrant for criminal comtempt of court. He was supposed to turn himself in after a judge ordered his arrest for changing the terms of a 2003 lawsuit settlement, but Francis missed the deadline and was picked up at the airport.
Nice mugshot, dude. This looks like it was taken on the set of Charles in Charge. If you zoomed out you’d see he was wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt and holding a My Little Pony lunch box.
JungleRed | April 10, 2007 at 11:19 am
Joe Francis, meet Ben Dover.
veggi | April 10, 2007 at 11:19 am
haha dumbass!!
woodhorse | April 10, 2007 at 11:21 am
is this the Decade of Dufus?
N@ughty | April 10, 2007 at 11:21 am
it wasn’t my little pony, it was Barbie
At-Law | April 10, 2007 at 11:21 am
I know now there is a god. I am having a great day at work, just listening to my new Zune and then I find out the world’s slimiest greaseball is arrested.
Free Mandela!!!
N@ughty | April 10, 2007 at 11:22 am
@5 free mandela?
onecritic | April 10, 2007 at 11:23 am
In addition to the bad nose job, looks like he has had lip injections and ZOOM whitening on his teeth. And God knows what other procedures. He is the consummate douchebag. The standard to which all other douchebags must aspire….
veggi | April 10, 2007 at 11:25 am
How dare you taint My Little Pony like that!
and I’m with you #1. I hope he has Guys Gone Wild on his ass. Horray! I’m celebrating. Who wants a Bloody Mary?
N@ughty | April 10, 2007 at 11:26 am
#8 I DO!!!
veggi | April 10, 2007 at 11:35 am
I heard he was dating Dakota Fanning.
NicotineEyePatch | April 10, 2007 at 11:36 am
This fucking jackoff needs to be stopped. If he was just a regular guy, they’d comb through his legal history and personal records to see how they could keep him in jail. Sadly I’m picturing a bunch of cops high-fiving him as they read the charges and say “niiiiiccce!” as he counts fifties to hand out to them.
While he’s in custody, everyone he’s ever wronged needs to help make the charges stick so he will truly be fucked in a very uncomfortable place.
JungleRed | April 10, 2007 at 11:38 am
This is too funny. He got arrested in Panama City. It’s not like Miami, it’s like Deliverence down there in the Panhandle. It’s not a good place for a Jew from LA or his cornhole. All those inbred rednecks are smacking their lips.
Spindoc | April 10, 2007 at 11:42 am
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Bad Nose Job and he needs to stop waxing his eyebrows…he looks like Joan Crawford.
veggi | April 10, 2007 at 11:44 am
Is that the guy from Goonies?
calicojack | April 10, 2007 at 11:47 am
hahahaha! i cant wait for the first time someone tells him to bend over and shut the fuck up
veggi | April 10, 2007 at 11:52 am
Joe blows, literally.
wedgeone | April 10, 2007 at 11:58 am
Who fucking grins like that in a police mug shot?? Maybe he’s anticipating that he’ll have a porn career in “Inmates Goin’ Wild … Cornhole Style!”
What possesses any chick to show a goofball like Joe their tits, anyway? How gullible are these ex-cheerleaders? How drunk did Joe get them?
PaisleyMoon | April 10, 2007 at 11:59 am
He looks like Alfred E Newman.
p911gt10c | April 10, 2007 at 11:59 am
once can only hope some convict knocks out his 4 front teeth, that way he can’t bite down when Pitbull is makin him his bitch.
whitegold | April 10, 2007 at 12:01 pm
What excellent news. As everyone else has already pointed out, he truly is the ultimate douchebag! I hope the legal system recognizes his status as the ultimate douchebag and throws the book at him and finds any excuse they can to lock him up for as long as they can. No more Joe in the media = a happier world for all!
and #8 – “guys gone wild on his ass”…that’s just too fuckin nasty haha!!! But if anyone deserves it, he does…
LivewireT | April 10, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Joe Frances… without Pantses is in the slammer!!!
Him and his Chicklet teeth…what a molester
Rachelraquel | April 10, 2007 at 12:14 pm
wow. this guy is going to have fun in prison.
And please leave the My Little Ponies out of this. I cringe to think of this guy having anything to do with Firefly!
combustion8 | April 10, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Oh come on Samanta!!!
Oh come on Mona!!!
omietkly | April 10, 2007 at 12:33 pm
he looks so puffy!! from years and years of hard drug abuse. What a man to look up to eh?
HollyJ | April 10, 2007 at 12:34 pm
smarmy Italians suck infected donkey foreskin
DrPhowstus | April 10, 2007 at 12:34 pm
He reminds me of a character on Wallace and Grommit.
Jimbo | April 10, 2007 at 12:42 pm
You tell them Holly J!!!
Other than I am hoping he gets gang raped in prison, is there any reason to comment on the butt munch?
I would rather arugue with Holly J about Uma boob size
Dr.Oz | April 10, 2007 at 12:47 pm
The fact that this guy is smiling in his mugshot makes me wonder; was Joe Francis born this big of a douchebag or is it something he has had to work at over the years, you know, really practice and hone into the fine specimen of douchebaggery we see before us?
HollyJ | April 10, 2007 at 12:48 pm
****pulling out AMA real-boob statistical charts and photos of Uma from puberty to present****
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 10, 2007 at 12:58 pm
23–AWESOME!! ahahahaha
What a great newspiece to read today! Couldn’t have happened to a nicer prick. I hope his fellow prisoners stuff his ass like a T-giving turkey.
Superevil | April 10, 2007 at 1:04 pm
I hope he gets shanked, either by a makeshift knife or a big black cock, i’d be happy with either one.
lambman | April 10, 2007 at 1:06 pm
What’s with this site lately? Post after post on people who aren’t even celebrities. Kim Kardashian, Joe Francis, Charlotte Church, Jason from Laguna Beach.
and then the commentary is inane crap like:
“Nice mugshot, dude. This looks like it was taken on the set of Charles in Charge. If you zoomed out you’d see he was wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt and holding a My Little Pony lunch box.”
I mean seriously, did ANYBODY find that “joke” funny?
HollyJ | April 10, 2007 at 1:08 pm
28 “hone into the fine specimen of douchebaggery” LOL!!
31 I vote for a maddened tribe of angry cocks
NoSHIT? | April 10, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Who cares about that ugly scum? I bet all he does is sit in his sofa, watching TV and farting all day long. DIE!
burningsensation | April 10, 2007 at 1:16 pm
He looks like Zach Braff’s mongoloid brother, Stevie.
jrzmommy♠ | April 10, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Jesus Christ….he looks like an whiny little fucking turd. good gravy. what a fucking geek.
Madrid Marriott | April 10, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Lest we forget, Joe’s fudge has been packed before. (And there’s video to prove it). He’s an old hand, so to speak.
Joe C | April 10, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Yes, Madrid is right…that video’s out there somehwere.
This is funnier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpmWqPUpFUY
Lobo | April 10, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I wondered what ever happened to Ralph Macchio.
eXtasyStef | April 10, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Picked up at the airport, eh? Not that he was trying to dodge his court appearance or anything. I wonder if they sent Dog after him. What a start to the new season.
sleepingdog | April 10, 2007 at 2:19 pm
I saw PrettyBaby on one of his shows.That is a secret she does NOT want anyone to know.
DrunkBlogger | April 10, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Golden shower.
sympathee | April 10, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
ambrosia | April 10, 2007 at 4:01 pm
they were not forced just mad it got recorded and their dads saw it at 3am i think joes hot his personaliy more than his face
DMM | April 10, 2007 at 4:52 pm
God, I’m glad this Dickbag is finally getting what he deserves. He’s so far from being even remotely attractive but thinks he’s the shit because drunk dumb college sluts will do him and let him tape them. Here’s a tip…Drunk dumb college sluts will do anyone.
That comment about it looking like Charles in charge, that’s damn funny.
Madrid Marriott | April 10, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Let we forget… Not only has there already been heavy traffic through his steampipe alley, but he once physically assaulted a female newspaper reporter.
So classy.
BarbadoSlim | April 10, 2007 at 5:34 pm
If everything is as it should be, he should be on his fourth or fifth deeep and meaningful relationship by now. By deep and meaningful I mean large men are sticking their hard tatooed penises in his butt.
Truthseeker013 | April 10, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Where’s the party? And what’s the address of the jail he’s in, so i can e-mail it o all the fathers of all the daughters he degraded? And who’s bringing the camcorder to record his disembowelment?
Saera | April 10, 2007 at 7:41 pm
i actually have a feeling that he likes being arrested. he’s smiling the the picture.s
HeatherLee | April 10, 2007 at 8:17 pm
I have no pity for this asshole.
The guy’s been charged with sexual assault and rape even before this arrest. I hope he fucking rots.