Joe Francis doesn’t pay taxes

April 12th, 2007 // 42 Comments
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Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis was arrested Tuesday in Florida for contempt of court, and now he’s been indicted on charges of tax evasion. He allegedly deducted more than $20 million in false business expenses and used offshore bank accounts to conceal income. He could face up to 10 years in prison and fines of $500,000.

Now here’s a man that’s lead a life to be proud of. When I’m mentoring children at the local elementary school I always tell them to use Joe Francis as a role model. And then when they ask about Abraham Lincoln or Jesus I slap in the face and violently shake them as I scream “Girls Gone Wild!” Although for some reason the school asked me never to return. I suspect it’s because I’m too good looking.

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  1. speedyplastic

    1st :P

  2. speedyplastic

    I smell a new video series:

    buttholes gone loose!!!!

  3. BigJim

    And why should he pay taxes? Boobies should be free for everyone.

  4. BarbadoSlim

    He’ll be paying, in soft, white boy flesh soon enough.

    Stay moist asshole.

  5. SuperG

    #4…no shit!

    This guy’s a walking ASSHOLE!

  6. p911gt10c

    YES! YES! YES! oh the sweet justice. From flyin around in a private jet to sunny beach to lookin at the world through steel bars.
    There is a Jeebus.

  7. What did he do before the Girls Gone Wild phenonomen? I bet he sold used cars.

  8. There's a Surprise Inside

    Sheesh. That was the least funny commentary I have ever read on a Superficial post.

  9. NicotineEyePatch

    I hope a few particularly sadistic prisoners get to fuck that look of entitlement off his face. And that they finish him off by beating him with a condom full of quarters.

  10. DrPhowstus

    Any man that can get women to show their tits just because he asked can’t be that bad.

  11. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

  12. Easy come, easy go.

  13. BarbadoSlim

    Let me state this for the record. I would gladly take a federal rap (and endure repeated rapings from various large members of the Aryan nation) just to get get close to this asshat and shank him in the face.

  14. Lowlands

    You’re too good looking?At least we’ve something in common.Yeah, i think like countless times before (almost a classic) when you’re fooling to much around with your taxes.It can ruin your career i guess…

  15. Lowlands

    Maybe Lohan and Paris are willingly to do a good word for him at the court.

  16. GIRLS GONE WILD!!!

    oops, i’m a guy. oh well, i still like the show

  17. You people are just pissed because YOU didn’t think of it.

    And a bunch of you probably have GGW videos to jack off to while eating cheetos and picking your belly button lint.

  18. I think I speak for everyone when I say…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a tool.

  19. wedgeone

    How appropriate – a pic of Lilo hanging all over Joe. And video of Joe groping Paris Hilton is readily available for review.

    Proof positive of the class of people we’re seeing become famous. By class, I really mean lack of class.

    Please burn in Hell, Joe! Very very slowly. Like a nice piggie on a spit.

  20. BarbadoSlim

    @17 …I get better REAL porn at any of the 100,756,699,398,756,000 sites available FOR FREE, sucka.

    In fact, I’m jacking off right now..

  21. whitegold

    Is he is jail right now? I wonder if he’s getting his fudge packed as we speak? On second thought, no, I don’t think I wonder after all, I’d rather not know…

  22. iamsosmrt

    I guess pretty soon it’s gonna be.

    PRISON GUYS GONE WILD!!!!

    I hope he meets some angry murdering daddy’s in prison. “You put my pumpkin in your video, didn

  23. How much money do you possibly need? Pay your damn taxes, it’s better than going to jail.

  24. Liverpool FC

    Thats a proper crackhead whore slut.

  25. I didn’t think he was smart enough to know how to do any of that.
    I’m going to go make egg salad in the intern’s office now. I’m using Easter eggs!!!

  26. 21st century digital boy

    Hahahahahahha! The Schadenfreude is delicious. Have fun in prison, you worthless bastard.

  27. Voracious

    ood for this piece of garbage. He repreents the decline in the sanctity and mystery of sex

  28. spineofsnake

    Let me speak on behalf of America when I say we’ll all miss this respectable, admirable and classy cultural hero.

    Or not. Good riddance, fool.

  29. td

    The GGW series has been going downhill for a long time. I initially subscribed when I we got to see amateur flashing. Then all of the sudden they would put these porno clips in there. I already have my own personal source of porn! What’s worse, they make you call a long distance number to cancel!

  30. Truthseeker013

    LMNAO @ #2! And I’d buy the first copy and mail it to him in stir.

  31. jrzmommy♠

    Now there’s a moment captured for all eternity.

  32. Assclown McSteamy

    He’ll be the prettiest girl in prison. “Girls Gone Wild: Cellblock E” will be just him running around jail lifting his shirt & showing nipple.

  33. This is not Joe Francis…THIS. IS. LESBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kick

  34. .
    He REALLY needs to stop waxing his eyebrows, he looks like he had a minor face lift from it.

    On the bright side, this is the guy that on the Howard Stern Show said that Tara Reid was the worst lay he’s ever had.

  35. s0fa

    “When I’m mentoring children at the local elementary school I always tell them to use Joe Francis as a role model. And then when they ask about Abraham Lincoln or Jesus I slap in the face and violently shake them as I scream “Girls Gone Wild!”

    HAHAHAHAHAHA…..thats awesome

  36. urockmysocks

    what’s with white people messing with the taxes…shame!

  37. FRIST!!!

    #33 you watch too much South Park…

    Oh, wait so do I

  38. #17

    Why? So I can still yell, “…but at least I’m rich…” while getting ass-raped by Tyrone? No fucking thank you!

  39. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    Wow Joe, all that debauchery and tax fraud for NOTHING. Tool. Enjoy the lubeless ass sex:)

  40. Paris_is_a_piece_of_shit

    nice…..make tons of money videotaping tits for a living and then cheat on your taxes.

    mr. francis, meet mr. dirty cockmuscle inmate

    mr. dirty cockmuscle inmate, meet mr. francis

  41. What an asshole, now he can play on SouthPark, like Paris..loved when she stuck a pinapple up her twat.

  42. pekpekshorts

    everyone’s trying to come up with the title for him being raped in Jail. what a bunch of retards.

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