Joe Francis doesn’t pay taxes

April 12th, 2007 // 42 Comments
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Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis was arrested Tuesday in Florida for contempt of court, and now he’s been indicted on charges of tax evasion. He allegedly deducted more than $20 million in false business expenses and used offshore bank accounts to conceal income. He could face up to 10 years in prison and fines of $500,000.

Now here’s a man that’s lead a life to be proud of. When I’m mentoring children at the local elementary school I always tell them to use Joe Francis as a role model. And then when they ask about Abraham Lincoln or Jesus I slap in the face and violently shake them as I scream “Girls Gone Wild!” Although for some reason the school asked me never to return. I suspect it’s because I’m too good looking.

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Comments (42)

  1. speedyplastic | April 12, 2007 at 6:53 am

    1st :P

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  2. speedyplastic | April 12, 2007 at 6:55 am

    I smell a new video series:

    buttholes gone loose!!!!

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  3. BigJim | April 12, 2007 at 6:59 am

    And why should he pay taxes? Boobies should be free for everyone.

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  4. BarbadoSlim | April 12, 2007 at 7:01 am

    He’ll be paying, in soft, white boy flesh soon enough.

    Stay moist asshole.

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  5. SuperG | April 12, 2007 at 7:02 am

    #4…no shit!

    This guy’s a walking ASSHOLE!

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  6. p911gt10c | April 12, 2007 at 7:02 am

    YES! YES! YES! oh the sweet justice. From flyin around in a private jet to sunny beach to lookin at the world through steel bars.
    There is a Jeebus.

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  7. HerpesHilton | April 12, 2007 at 7:06 am

    What did he do before the Girls Gone Wild phenonomen? I bet he sold used cars.

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  8. There's a Surprise Inside | April 12, 2007 at 7:15 am

    Sheesh. That was the least funny commentary I have ever read on a Superficial post.

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  9. NicotineEyePatch | April 12, 2007 at 7:18 am

    I hope a few particularly sadistic prisoners get to fuck that look of entitlement off his face. And that they finish him off by beating him with a condom full of quarters.

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  10. DrPhowstus | April 12, 2007 at 7:26 am

    Any man that can get women to show their tits just because he asked can’t be that bad.

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  11. freejose.com | April 12, 2007 at 7:35 am

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

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  12. Fifth Stooge | April 12, 2007 at 7:39 am

    Easy come, easy go.

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  13. BarbadoSlim | April 12, 2007 at 7:43 am

    Let me state this for the record. I would gladly take a federal rap (and endure repeated rapings from various large members of the Aryan nation) just to get get close to this asshat and shank him in the face.

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  14. Lowlands | April 12, 2007 at 7:43 am

    You’re too good looking?At least we’ve something in common.Yeah, i think like countless times before (almost a classic) when you’re fooling to much around with your taxes.It can ruin your career i guess…

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  15. Lowlands | April 12, 2007 at 7:46 am

    Maybe Lohan and Paris are willingly to do a good word for him at the court.

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  16. Superfish | April 12, 2007 at 7:57 am

    GIRLS GONE WILD!!!

    oops, i’m a guy. oh well, i still like the show

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  17. F-Sucker | April 12, 2007 at 8:09 am

    You people are just pissed because YOU didn’t think of it.

    And a bunch of you probably have GGW videos to jack off to while eating cheetos and picking your belly button lint.

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  18. Geno | April 12, 2007 at 8:15 am

    I think I speak for everyone when I say…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a tool.

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  19. wedgeone | April 12, 2007 at 8:20 am

    How appropriate – a pic of Lilo hanging all over Joe. And video of Joe groping Paris Hilton is readily available for review.

    Proof positive of the class of people we’re seeing become famous. By class, I really mean lack of class.

    Please burn in Hell, Joe! Very very slowly. Like a nice piggie on a spit.

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  20. BarbadoSlim | April 12, 2007 at 8:23 am

    @17 …I get better REAL porn at any of the 100,756,699,398,756,000 sites available FOR FREE, sucka.

    In fact, I’m jacking off right now..

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  21. whitegold | April 12, 2007 at 8:33 am

    Is he is jail right now? I wonder if he’s getting his fudge packed as we speak? On second thought, no, I don’t think I wonder after all, I’d rather not know…

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  22. iamsosmrt | April 12, 2007 at 8:50 am

    I guess pretty soon it’s gonna be.

    PRISON GUYS GONE WILD!!!!

    I hope he meets some angry murdering daddy’s in prison. “You put my pumpkin in your video, didn

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  23. sympathee | April 12, 2007 at 9:10 am

    How much money do you possibly need? Pay your damn taxes, it’s better than going to jail.

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  24. Liverpool FC | April 12, 2007 at 9:30 am

    Thats a proper crackhead whore slut.

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  25. FRIST!!! | April 12, 2007 at 9:42 am

    I didn’t think he was smart enough to know how to do any of that.
    I’m going to go make egg salad in the intern’s office now. I’m using Easter eggs!!!

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  26. 21st century digital boy | April 12, 2007 at 10:21 am

    Hahahahahahha! The Schadenfreude is delicious. Have fun in prison, you worthless bastard.

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  27. Voracious | April 12, 2007 at 10:32 am

    ood for this piece of garbage. He repreents the decline in the sanctity and mystery of sex

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  28. spineofsnake | April 12, 2007 at 10:32 am

    Let me speak on behalf of America when I say we’ll all miss this respectable, admirable and classy cultural hero.

    Or not. Good riddance, fool.

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  29. td | April 12, 2007 at 10:48 am

    The GGW series has been going downhill for a long time. I initially subscribed when I we got to see amateur flashing. Then all of the sudden they would put these porno clips in there. I already have my own personal source of porn! What’s worse, they make you call a long distance number to cancel!

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  30. Truthseeker013 | April 12, 2007 at 10:56 am

    LMNAO @ #2! And I’d buy the first copy and mail it to him in stir.

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  31. jrzmommy♠ | April 12, 2007 at 11:10 am

    Now there’s a moment captured for all eternity.

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  32. Assclown McSteamy | April 12, 2007 at 11:14 am

    He’ll be the prettiest girl in prison. “Girls Gone Wild: Cellblock E” will be just him running around jail lifting his shirt & showing nipple.

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  33. DrunkBlogger | April 12, 2007 at 11:29 am

    This is not Joe Francis…THIS. IS. LESBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kick

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  34. Spindoc | April 12, 2007 at 11:54 am

    .
    He REALLY needs to stop waxing his eyebrows, he looks like he had a minor face lift from it.

    On the bright side, this is the guy that on the Howard Stern Show said that Tara Reid was the worst lay he’s ever had.

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  35. s0fa | April 12, 2007 at 12:01 pm

    “When I’m mentoring children at the local elementary school I always tell them to use Joe Francis as a role model. And then when they ask about Abraham Lincoln or Jesus I slap in the face and violently shake them as I scream “Girls Gone Wild!”

    HAHAHAHAHAHA…..thats awesome

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  36. urockmysocks | April 12, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    what’s with white people messing with the taxes…shame!

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  37. FRIST!!! | April 12, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    #33 you watch too much South Park…

    Oh, wait so do I

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  38. Alex | April 12, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    #17

    Why? So I can still yell, “…but at least I’m rich…” while getting ass-raped by Tyrone? No fucking thank you!

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  39. WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 12, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    Wow Joe, all that debauchery and tax fraud for NOTHING. Tool. Enjoy the lubeless ass sex:)

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  40. Paris_is_a_piece_of_shit | April 12, 2007 at 2:44 pm

    nice…..make tons of money videotaping tits for a living and then cheat on your taxes.

    mr. francis, meet mr. dirty cockmuscle inmate

    mr. dirty cockmuscle inmate, meet mr. francis

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  41. krazihottkelli | April 13, 2007 at 6:26 am

    What an asshole, now he can play on SouthPark, like Paris..loved when she stuck a pinapple up her twat.

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  42. pekpekshorts | April 14, 2007 at 2:28 am

    everyone’s trying to come up with the title for him being raped in Jail. what a bunch of retards.

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