Joe Francis doesn’t pay taxes


Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis was arrested Tuesday in Florida for contempt of court, and now he’s been indicted on charges of tax evasion. He allegedly deducted more than $20 million in false business expenses and used offshore bank accounts to conceal income. He could face up to 10 years in prison and fines of $500,000.

Now here’s a man that’s lead a life to be proud of. When I’m mentoring children at the local elementary school I always tell them to use Joe Francis as a role model. And then when they ask about Abraham Lincoln or Jesus I slap in the face and violently shake them as I scream “Girls Gone Wild!” Although for some reason the school asked me never to return. I suspect it’s because I’m too good looking.