So it appears Joe Francis didn’t punch Jayde Nicole last night then proceed to kick her while she’s down, and security footage at Guys and Dolls confirms his story. TMZ reports:
Joe tells us he was hanging out with the General Manager for Guys and Dolls when Jayde Nicole pushed him from behind and poured a drink on him.
Joe says he turned around and pulled her hair in reaction to the attack. Francis says this is the only contact he made with Jayde or Brody the entire time … and security footage from inside the club shows exactly this.
Joe says Brody had punched him and ripped his shirt off. He says the club’s GM then escorted him outside to the parking lot and he lit up a cigarette.
Joe says the next thing he knew, he was on the ground. He was later told Brody had blindsided him.
That’s when Francis says the club’s security tasered Brody.
Well, it looks like Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole are a bunch of liars, and Joe Francis has proven he couldn’t possibly have beaten a woman because it turns out he fights just like one and therefore has a vagina. Glad that’s cleared up.
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Holy wonky eyes, Batmann !! One of them looks like glass … and I’m not sure which one, even, lol.
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No one cares.
No one cares.
No one cares.
man. kelly brook makes this bitch look like a mongoloid.
Too bad. That cunt deserves a good beatdown
Brody could do better — he’s pretty cute. But there’s NO excuse for pulling hair/ hitting a girl in any way — I hope she presses charges.
are they trying to ‘out-speidi’ speidi ?
wtf.
May I introduce to the world Mr. & Mrs. Brody Jenner… aka Cap’n & Trannie Queenie Douchebag… You figure out which one is which…
May I introduce to the world Mr. & Mrs. Brody Jenner… aka Cap’n & Trannie Queenie Douchebag… You figure out which one is which…
Joe Francis still deserves an ice pick in the neck. What a piece of shit
who are these people?
more titties please
Joe Francis still deserves an ice pick in the neck. What a piece of shit
@Iambananas: can you read? the tape shows the dumb slut pushing him and pouring a drink on him first. It’s on tape! She assaulted him first… good luck pressing charges when you’re caught on tape being an idiot seconds before.
Sucks when your boyfriend has a prettier face then you do. Look at the first pic, I hate Brody, but man is he prettier than his butterface girlfriend not that hard to be, but he’s not just man-pretty he’s girl pretty which is lame and screams metero, but mostly it’s just super for embarassing for fuggo here.
So Francis pulls hair in self defence??? LOL, that’s priceless he’s such a closeted little princess, that must be what he does when his lover pisses him off “you bitch” *yank* “It’s my turn to use the black dildo”. I guess that’s also how he wrangles in all the butterfaced bimbo’s; a little hair tugging gets ‘em back in line and back to shirt removing and fake dyking out for the camera’s. Now wonder he cried in jail, pulling hair is the only way he knows how to protect himself and in prison hair pullin’ is called forplay, sweet cheeks.
The verdict: They all suck. (life is cool like that you know, you don’t have to take sides, you can hate everyone).
I sentence Brody to being Tom Cruises personal cock massager (which includes having to wear an assless scientology suit made of tin foil and bubble wrap with a kitchen strainer, I mean special scientology helmet) for five years.
I sentence Veggy Mcbutterface to eating only meat to the tune of 10,000 calories a day for a decade. Lets see how easy it is to be a gold digger when you weigh 600 pounds and smell like sweat and expired bacon.
I sentence Joe Francis to get hair extensions and a tramp stamp that says “when I scream and cry it means I like it” and to be sent back to the pokey for lifey, bitch.
A little lesson folks ,this is what happens when stupid people get drunk. You should have to pass mental exams to get a liscence to consume alcohol and also to procreate. If so none of this would have happened and these people would not exist.
If he didn’t hit her why is one eye so much higher then the other? Gonna ask my dad.
Oh god….the eyes. What in the heck is wrong with em? I know ones’ body isn’t proportional but c’mon…..that’s just like a sick joke. Wanky Wanky
His girlfriend is not at all attractive!
no video ?
He is white nothing will come of it.
You can’t be black and hit a women.
Damn. Looks like that chick’s been smacked with a tennis racket one time too many.
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sure you can. Name me one famous black guy in jail for abusing a woman please. Ill wait…
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yea, thats right…you cant. Now STFU boy…
Is her face in these pics pre or post beat-up? Because it’s CROOKED as hell…
what the fuck is wrong with her eyes..? there’s this whole lopsided/chino-eyed thing going on.. but what’s most concerning is the lopsidedness.. who cares though, they both look like retarded inbred children.
What a worthless cunt! So if not for the cameras, Jayde was going to continue her lie about Joe Francis punching her?
Clearly a case where Girls did not go Wild Enough.
This is the greatest story ever! cracks me up! Joe my man SUE THEIR ASSES!
God DAMN does this girl have a wonkey eye or what… LOL
God DAMN does this girl have a wonkey eye or what… LOL
Ooh! #28! I love it!! ha!
I don’t know what I would do if someone just threw a drink on me. She probably deserved it. Unfortunately it is against the law to pull someone’s hair for throwing a drink at you. It would take a pathetic loser to call the cops over that. Joe Francis is a douche for doing this in public with cameras and body guards around.
This is not a credible story. There’s no way that Brody Jenner has a girlfriend. She must be a beard.
her eyes are lopsided
LOL… let’s see here @ first Mr. Softcore porn king was so fucking wrong & should be killed on the spot because all the uber feminists & chivalrous (masochistic) men thought he dared punch & kicked a women after she threw a drink in his face, NOW he’s still not a real man because instead of knocking her teeth out we find out that he just pulled her hair (which is actually a pretty equal albeit childish retaliation). Something tells me if Joe F. showed complete restraint and had just laughed & walked away and did nothing the same people still would say he’s not a real man so fuck it. I personally don’t like the guy much, but I stand by my original thoughts when I first read this story on this site… keep your hands to yourself, don’t throw things at people, regardless of your gender or how you “feel” and all these problems could have been avoided!
wow. i cant believe he chopped her up and put her in a suitcase. i always thought he was getting some unfair treatment in the blogs before this happened.
God Damn Fucking Shit people! I can’t find anything about what’s going on with her face! Did her chromosomes melt or something?
I guess it’s politically correct for Playboy to feature birth defects in the magazine.
Joe Francis is still an enormous sack of monkeyshit who should be beaten to death in a public square.
OOoh….we center ourselves around the scum so we can hear lies about stupid shit. Well maybe all three should be in a row so I can smack all of them in one instant….as Mr.Burns put it best…..excellent.
So she lied about being uber assaulted and like I said yesterday she started it and had to suffer the consequences which should have been a slap, drink thrown in her face or push, eye for an eye.
It turns out it was just a hair pull so a fair response providing it wasn’t to scalp her.
Shes a pathetic coward for pushing someone from behind then pouring a drink on them, hiding behind the fact she’s a woman so he wont retaliate, then lying to the cops, press and anyone who’ll listen that she was beaten senseless.
How can you be beaten senseless if you have no sense to start with.
Shouldn’t the women on here be on her back for lying about being assaulted by a man?
No still being hypocrites?
Good on him for standing up for himself when she pulled this shit and not for going to far.
A doubt the women and guys with manginas on here would be on a womans case if the false allegations she made was made by a man about a woman.
Joe Francis is an absolute piece of shit rapist who deserves to be curb-stomped.
@#37…. yep so true about Playboy… they did just have a spread on Heidi Montag-Pratt.. That in and of itself is a giant screaming birth defect
I hope he knocked her eyes straight.
RT @40: “Shes a pathetic coward for pushing someone from behind then pouring a drink on them, hiding behind the fact she’s a woman so he wont retaliate, then lying to the cops, press and anyone who’ll listen that she was beaten senseless. Shouldn’t the women on here be on her back for lying about being assaulted by a man?”
Yes, yes, and yes. Jayde comes out looking the worst out of everybody in this situation……. and that’s pretty sad considering the level of scum involved.
What a fine bunch of Jews.
this girl is fucking ugly
he should have punched her. women like this need a little discipline some times
JOE FRANCIS WAS DOING HER A FAVOR, HE WAS TRYING TO FIX HER EYE!!!
JOE FRANCIS WAS DOING HER A FAVOR, HE WAS TRYING TO FIX HER EYE!!!
Anon? Good for him? He PULLED HER HAIR! That is what a woman would do to another woman. Agreed, she shouldn’t have poured a drink on him, but jesus christ in heaven, to pull her hair in retaliation? That’s something one of my queeniest queen friends would do. I can now understand Francis’ line of work. He hates women because he wants to be one….