Papa Joe & Eric Johnson in ‘The Bike Ride’

January 7th, 2013 // 10 Comments

“Wouldcha feel better if I pretended to love Jessica’s big ol’ double D’s again?”
*pedals into traffic*

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Cock Dr

    Eric would never pedal into traffic when he has so much to live for.
    When IS that wedding?

  2. When I was a kid my dad bought me a girls bike like they’re riding, I got laughed at everywhere I went! They’re old enough to know better!

  3. Eric Johnson Joe Simpson Riding Bikes
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    So much for that rumor about bicycle seats. Doesn’t seem to be working for him.

  4. booya

    Jim’s seat is a hardened plastic mold of his lovers’ fist

  5. Carolyn

    They both look like dickwads.

  6. judgingyou

    “So…. you think this makes us look straight? Riding these bikes together in the street….” – EJ
    “Yes. And It will make my kept boy jealous!” – PJ
    “Jessica says we need to go to Chili’s” – EJ
    “Can’t be done on bikes. We’d need a large SUV at least.” – PJ

  7. Eric Johnson Joe Simpson Riding Bikes
    Commented on this photo:

    “Lets pull into that rest stop. I have something to show you…”

  8. Goldfarb

    I would have called this article “Papa Joe & Eric Johnson in ‘Broke Bike Mountain’”.

  9. NE1

    Yes I’d like the bike with the gayest handlebars you have please..

  10. Eric Johnson Joe Simpson Riding Bikes
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    It took six hours for Eric to talk Joe out of riding “a bicycle built for two”.

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