“Wouldcha feel better if I pretended to love Jessica’s big ol’ double D’s again?”
*pedals into traffic*
Eric would never pedal into traffic when he has so much to live for.
When IS that wedding?
When I was a kid my dad bought me a girls bike like they’re riding, I got laughed at everywhere I went! They’re old enough to know better!
So much for that rumor about bicycle seats. Doesn’t seem to be working for him.
Jim’s seat is a hardened plastic mold of his lovers’ fist
They both look like dickwads.
“So…. you think this makes us look straight? Riding these bikes together in the street….” – EJ
“Yes. And It will make my kept boy jealous!” – PJ
“Jessica says we need to go to Chili’s” – EJ
“Can’t be done on bikes. We’d need a large SUV at least.” – PJ
“Lets pull into that rest stop. I have something to show you…”
I would have called this article “Papa Joe & Eric Johnson in ‘Broke Bike Mountain’”.
Yes I’d like the bike with the gayest handlebars you have please..
It took six hours for Eric to talk Joe out of riding “a bicycle built for two”.
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