Now Joe Simpson Is Wasted
“Hey, I’m Joe Simpson and I endorse 448 Water because I don’t just put any ol’ things in my mouth. — Or do I? Wink! WASSSUPPP?!“
“Alright, get him out of here.”
Last week, we saw a drunk Jessica Simpson try to string together words into sentences, and now here’s her dad looking absolutely wasted at a “BOY London” fashion show, so he’s not even trying to hide it anymore. That’s like walking into a building labeled “DICK” then trying to tell people you were just looking for Batman’s sidekick. Which, in hindsight, I have done. Bad example.
The drunk Jessica Simpson video in case you somehow missed it and because it’s that good: