There’s A Plane Flying Over Penn State Threatening To Tear Down Joe Paterno’s Statue

Presumably in response to reports that Penn State will not remove Joe Paterno’s statue despite the Freeh Report exposing his role in allowing convicted child rapist and former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky to roam free to avoid bad publicity, a plane is circling over Penn State University right now with a banner that reads “Take the statue down or we will,” according to the Patriot News. So let me the first to say that if it turns out Ashton Kutcher is behind this, too, I’ll fire a bullet in my mouth because this world sucks 18 dicks. Sucks them right up.

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