[Fun Fact: If this does anything for you, apparently Joe Manganiello has a huge penis, and you'll get to see it in Magic Mike. I'm a fulfiller of dreams, I know.]
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Eh, this guy looks like a greasy roidy Italian homo.
I prefer my metrosexul lean northern Europeans.
+1,000,000,000
Heather’s link is full of AIDS.
I’ve never heard of this guy. Is he one of those Jersey Shore people?
He plays a werewolf in “True Blood.”
He is hot !!
Unf. But he’s no Skarsgard.
no way. the skarsgard has no definition. he’s like a limp noodle. but this one is like a double-stacked porterhouse steak and i would suck the meat off that bone so hard…
sorry, i didn’t eat lunch today.
+1 stratacat
I’ll take that limp noodle and sop it up with a biscuit. Joe’s fine, too, though.
What’s with Skarsgard mania? He has a totally bland and forgettable face.
Skarsgard looks like a creep, and yes, like a limp noodle. Not sexy. When I saw the picture of this guy, I thought he looks hot, but then I read he’s in True Blood, so I’m through with him. Only lame people star in lame vampire series. Sorry.
agree with roberta. this fat f*ck needs to work out more if he is going to get on skarsgard’s level
So he’s a huge penis. Aren’t they all.
RE: has huge penis
Not surprising; look at the nose.
Who’s the skinny blonde?
The girl he’s with here does not look substantial enough to take a prolonged big dick pounding.
she can’t but I can ;)
I too, volunteer.
Take a number!!!
Love the spirit.
I have a huge nose. And feet. And hands. My pecker? *sigh* Not so much. More’s the pity.
Damnnnn what a bod. Not really into Italians, but this guy? Mmm mmmmm. At least he isn’t all tatted up, hair gelled, orange, Ed-Hardy obsessed like a guido.
eeew, is that his mom?
Nah, that’s Ted Danson
first….. hotttttttttttttttt!
He and the fugly ass blond chick go perfectly together.
yeah, what’s up with her? I could get that. I’d expect better out of him
Did you ever see his fiance that he dumped a few months ago? Some other basic blonde bitch too. He doesn’t have high standards.
She looks like her face ran into a wall.
I don’t usually like tons of muscles, but that is one good looking dude.
fuck yeah
I’d like him for freakin Christmas, please. Holy Mary, he’s pretty!
I have a sneaking suspicion that her vagina looks like an Arby’s sandwich. o.O
I bet you that Reddi-Whip tastes spectacular if you use his abs as a plate… jesus.
Yummy !!!
i just made this noise: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjrGTwPInXo
:)))))
Another reason to see this “Magic Mike”. And by see, I mean find the clips where the guys get naked online.
YummerZ. Her… not so much. He has the worst taste.. wtf.
“Nope, we looked everywhere and we still can’t find your chin. Sorry honey.”
(Adding: Kenny Loggins? No. Hotness of that magnitude requires full-blown Peaches.)
Fish, please do not mention Skarsgod in the same posts as Joe Manmeat. It gives me road rage. JM is an arrogant douche bag with bulging muscles. He cannot even be compared to the the myth, the man, the legend of The Skarsgard.
+1
lol..this dude’s body + A. Skaarsgard’s face = perfection
I have to agree. This is in direct violation of The Skarsgard Protocol. Fish….?
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Who is the uber hot girl with Joe?
Who is she? I like ‘em bone thin with implants… Where are the Victoria Beckams of yesteryear?
I really tried to like JM. I liked Alcide from the books and liked Alcide on TB. Joe has a great body, but after I saw a couple of interviews and his twitter, it killed any attraction I had. He seems like such an arrogant ass. I just can’t. Also he is lacking that X factor. I mean he was in Spiderman and One Tree Hill and he just didn’t stand out.
he’s really fucking hot, way hotter than Skarsgaard
Skarsgard who? I can’t decide if I want to climb him like a tree or ride him like the pony I never got for Christmas.
Oh!
He’s on HBOs Vampire and Werewolf show.
That would explain why I have never heard of him, I’m not a 17 year old girl.
I’m not 17 either, but I’d hit that like I was Chris Brown.
I’m not 17 either and yeah, I’d hit it like a truck on a rabbit
give me a break with your sarcastic headline, this guy’s body is a billion times better than Skarstard. No comparision. Ok, so his face is not that great but STILL way better than Skarstard, at least this guy I know is hetero unlike definitely gay Skarstard.
Hey Alcide.
Yeah, no, this guy is NO Skarsgard. This guy is just beefcake. You can get that anywhere. Skarsgard is the whole package. Looks, body, brain. Um, did I mention body? Plus, he has that indefinable ‘thing’ going on… just hot. Also, Northern European Viking God…*sigh.
Swedish…mmmmm.
This. Manjello is a cheap substitute for The Skarsgard.
Hi Joe or Joe’s mom. There is no comparison. Joe can’t act and has an ego bigger than his muscles.
If her glasses were so fucking horrible, she might be hot.
I stopped liking Joe after he kept crying about how depressed he was that he couldn’t test for Superman because of TB. It’s not like he had the part. Get over it already, that’s part of being an actor. Do you know how many parts actors don’t get? Henry Caville is a much better choice. Joe looks too Italian to be Superman, anyway.
He can werewofl all over my ass any time he wants….”here puppy, puppy….I have a cookie for you”
I have a full moon he needs to howl at.
You are a disgusting homophobic asshole and I wish you would fuck off and never return.
Yawn.
HARDLY……there is NO copmpetition with Alex..Alexander is, was, and always will be. a GOD!!!
maybe he doesn’t have a big dig
dick*
Isn’t this his girlfriend Audra Marie? Please correct me if I’m wrong because I would love to hear that he is single!
nom nom nom.
Good God, I love that man, and you for posting him.
Dude. I’m just gonna go ahead and say I love the pairings of the music with these posts haha.
But while Joe M may be looking good in a guide-esque way, it’s definitely not a comparison for Skarsgard. Skarsgard is a Swedish thunderbolt of intensity.
Swedish. Thunderbolt. Of intensity.
That is fucking hAWT. Lovin the hand placement.
ugly face, hot bod
*ugly face, hot bod, tall, and…… big dick?? 3/4 ain’t bad…
No, that’s not Audra Marie
He’s the most beautiful creature I’ve ever seen! Oh what wouldn’t I do to him!!!!!
Dear Joe, I would like to trace the outline of your abs with my tongue. P.S. I look way better than chicken legs there next to you. That is all.
Really he has a big penis?? Well he’s definitely a grower cause I see nothing there… the shorts look like they are heavy
damn she needs to eat, and he needs to take it easier on the roids