Joe Manganiello Is On Your Tail, Skarsgard

October 19th, 2011 // 57 Comments

[Fun Fact: If this does anything for you, apparently Joe Manganiello has a huge penis, and you’ll get to see it in Magic Mike. I’m a fulfiller of dreams, I know.]

Photo: Splash News


  1. Gwen

    Eh, this guy looks like a greasy roidy Italian homo.

    I prefer my metrosexul lean northern Europeans.

  2. I’ve never heard of this guy. Is he one of those Jersey Shore people?

  3. Roberta

    Unf. But he’s no Skarsgard.

    • stratacat

      no way. the skarsgard has no definition. he’s like a limp noodle. but this one is like a double-stacked porterhouse steak and i would suck the meat off that bone so hard…

      sorry, i didn’t eat lunch today.

    • Carolyn

      What’s with Skarsgard mania? He has a totally bland and forgettable face.

      • lori

        Skarsgard looks like a creep, and yes, like a limp noodle. Not sexy. When I saw the picture of this guy, I thought he looks hot, but then I read he’s in True Blood, so I’m through with him. Only lame people star in lame vampire series. Sorry.

    • anon

      agree with roberta. this fat f*ck needs to work out more if he is going to get on skarsgard’s level

  4. bdog821

    So he’s a huge penis. Aren’t they all.

  5. Cock Dr

    RE: has huge penis
    Not surprising; look at the nose.

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    Cock Dr
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    Who’s the skinny blonde?

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    Cock Dr
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    The girl he’s with here does not look substantial enough to take a prolonged big dick pounding.

  8. I have a huge nose. And feet. And hands. My pecker? *sigh* Not so much. More’s the pity.

  9. WhateverYouSay

    Damnnnn what a bod. Not really into Italians, but this guy? Mmm mmmmm. At least he isn’t all tatted up, hair gelled, orange, Ed-Hardy obsessed like a guido.

  10. stratacat

    eeew, is that his mom?

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    first….. hotttttttttttttttt!

  12. Jez

    He and the fugly ass blond chick go perfectly together.

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    I don’t usually like tons of muscles, but that is one good looking dude.

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    I’d like him for freakin Christmas, please. Holy Mary, he’s pretty!

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    I have a sneaking suspicion that her vagina looks like an Arby’s sandwich. o.O

  16. I bet you that Reddi-Whip tastes spectacular if you use his abs as a plate… jesus.

  17. Colin

    Another reason to see this “Magic Mike”. And by see, I mean find the clips where the guys get naked online.

  18. holdmeclosertonydanza

    YummerZ. Her… not so much. He has the worst taste.. wtf.

  19. Jeremy Feist

    “Nope, we looked everywhere and we still can’t find your chin. Sorry honey.”

    (Adding: Kenny Loggins? No. Hotness of that magnitude requires full-blown Peaches.)

  20. Jenna

    Fish, please do not mention Skarsgod in the same posts as Joe Manmeat. It gives me road rage. JM is an arrogant douche bag with bulging muscles. He cannot even be compared to the the myth, the man, the legend of The Skarsgard.

  21. What she said

    I have to agree. This is in direct violation of The Skarsgard Protocol. Fish….?

  22. youbetcha

    yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum

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    Who is the uber hot girl with Joe?

  24. Jimbob

    Who is she? I like ‘em bone thin with implants… Where are the Victoria Beckams of yesteryear?

  25. Stacy

    I really tried to like JM. I liked Alcide from the books and liked Alcide on TB. Joe has a great body, but after I saw a couple of interviews and his twitter, it killed any attraction I had. He seems like such an arrogant ass. I just can’t. Also he is lacking that X factor. I mean he was in Spiderman and One Tree Hill and he just didn’t stand out.

  26. testington

    he’s really fucking hot, way hotter than Skarsgaard

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    Skarsgard who? I can’t decide if I want to climb him like a tree or ride him like the pony I never got for Christmas.

  28. Oh!
    He’s on HBOs Vampire and Werewolf show.
    That would explain why I have never heard of him, I’m not a 17 year old girl.

  29. gumption

    give me a break with your sarcastic headline, this guy’s body is a billion times better than Skarstard. No comparision. Ok, so his face is not that great but STILL way better than Skarstard, at least this guy I know is hetero unlike definitely gay Skarstard.

    • browny

      Hey Alcide.

      Yeah, no, this guy is NO Skarsgard. This guy is just beefcake. You can get that anywhere. Skarsgard is the whole package. Looks, body, brain. Um, did I mention body? Plus, he has that indefinable ‘thing’ going on… just hot. Also, Northern European Viking God…*sigh.


    • Jenna

      Hi Joe or Joe’s mom. There is no comparison. Joe can’t act and has an ego bigger than his muscles.

  30. Drundel

    If her glasses were so fucking horrible, she might be hot.

  31. Whiny B*tch

    I stopped liking Joe after he kept crying about how depressed he was that he couldn’t test for Superman because of TB. It’s not like he had the part. Get over it already, that’s part of being an actor. Do you know how many parts actors don’t get? Henry Caville is a much better choice. Joe looks too Italian to be Superman, anyway.

  32. fandy

    He can werewofl all over my ass any time he wants….”here puppy, puppy….I have a cookie for you”

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    I have a full moon he needs to howl at.

  34. CranAppleSnapple

    You are a disgusting homophobic asshole and I wish you would fuck off and never return.

  35. Blech


  36. ria

    HARDLY……there is NO copmpetition with Alex..Alexander is, was, and always will be. a GOD!!!

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    maybe he doesn’t have a big dig

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    Isn’t this his girlfriend Audra Marie? Please correct me if I’m wrong because I would love to hear that he is single!

  39. Joe Manganiello Shirtless Bathing Suit
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    nom nom nom.

  40. Sara

    Good God, I love that man, and you for posting him.

  41. locknload

    Dude. I’m just gonna go ahead and say I love the pairings of the music with these posts haha.

    But while Joe M may be looking good in a guide-esque way, it’s definitely not a comparison for Skarsgard. Skarsgard is a Swedish thunderbolt of intensity.

    Swedish. Thunderbolt. Of intensity.

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    That is fucking hAWT. Lovin the hand placement.

  43. suck it

    ugly face, hot bod

  44. suck it

    *ugly face, hot bod, tall, and…… big dick?? 3/4 ain’t bad…

  45. Joe Manganiello Shirtless Bathing Suit
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    No, that’s not Audra Marie

  46. Adevon

    He’s the most beautiful creature I’ve ever seen! Oh what wouldn’t I do to him!!!!!

  47. Marlyn

    Dear Joe, I would like to trace the outline of your abs with my tongue. P.S. I look way better than chicken legs there next to you. That is all.

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    Ana Carolina
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    Really he has a big penis?? Well he’s definitely a grower cause I see nothing there… the shorts look like they are heavy

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    Ana Carolina
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    damn she needs to eat, and he needs to take it easier on the roids

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