Joe Jonas Admits He Had Sex With Girls, Smoked The Marijuana Like A Cigarette

December 2nd, 2013 // 16 Comments
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“Come along, pussy cat. We’re going to buy reefer from the Negroes. Yeah, see, yeah.”

In a surprisingly candid interview with Vulture, a now mustachioed Joe Jonas talks about his experience with the Jonas Brothers and all the Disney insanity that came with it. He also opens up about all the insanity over their purity rings which he says was just some bullshit they were made to do back when they were attending an Assembly of God church. A situation I can entirely relate to, so my pity might be greater than it should be here. Anyway, he said he was naturally banging fans along with famous celebrities like Ashley Greene [Ed. Note: You're gonna wanna click that. - SW] and Demi Lovato, who teamed up with Miley Cyrus to get him to smoke pot. The whole thing is worth a read because, for once, Joe Jonas actually sounds like a normal person who suddenly got to have sex with lots of hot chicks but couldn’t tell anybody or Disney would murder and rape his entire family in their sleep like it did to Vanessa Hudgens‘. Although, I may have read that last part wrong, but just assume it’s right. It sounds right.

Joe Jonas: My Life As A Jonas Brother – Vulture

Photos: GADE/AKM-GSI, Splash News

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  1. Visible Ink

    He lies. No one has sex with girls. No one! It’s impossible. It is just a lie perpetuated by the porn industry.

  2. Hugh G. Rection

    Jesus freak hypocrite? No way, can’t be!

  3. Dox

    Is that a Pedostache I see?

  4. DC

    Why would a straight guy intentionally look like Freddy Mercury? Or, maybe he’s just really clueless, and no one’s told him that he shouldn’t look like that if he wants to attract the opposite sex.

  5. Joe Jonas, I served with Freddy Mercury. I knew Freddy Mercury. Freddy Mercury was a friend of mine. Joe Jonas, you’re no Freddy Mercury.

    (note: was not actually friends with Freddy Mercury)

  6. Cannot see all of his beard today.

  7. Another Disney victim resorting to drugs, hookers and porn just to make it on the streets.

  8. Medyum

    Güzel :)

  9. Then there going to say he touched himself in many ways. And looked at pics of naked women. That purity ring of his is shot to hell.

  10. I’ve got a newfound respect for him after reading that interview. That mustache actually works on him. It’s very Freddie Mercury.

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    Commented on this photo:

    “See? It’s not going to hurt you.”

    “Nick lied to me…”

  12. Good Lord these fuckers are so desperate to stay in the spotlight now that no one gives a shit about them, well less of a shit than they did about them before.

  13. Margaret

    You can tell that chick is a sex sven-jolly (svengali, dopes). she got that funky fuckitude there in the eyebrows and lip curl. she does all the stuff that will inevitably result in multiple deaths/orgasms/deaths.

  14. anonymous

    Why is his interview even a big deal? It’s not like he was a child star that grew up Disney.

    He was already 18 before he joined Disney pimping machine which by Mickey Mouse standards is the age one got forced out if he was female.

  15. Bob

    This is really freaking me out!
    He actually sounded like a normal human being.

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