Jodie Sweetin looks, uh, smarter

June 29th, 2007 // 217 Comments
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Stephanie Tanner showed up to the launch of the Pink Taco restaurant in Los Angeles yesterday with some massive new boobs. At least I think they’re new. The last time I saw her she was 8-years-old and asking Bob Saget about puberty, so for all I know she grew these herself. In a doctor’s office that is! Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all night.


  1. Kelly K

    WHO??

  2. hamacus

    OMG! I don’t know who she is but I love her!

  3. teeteetdot

    balls.

  4. IdiotCircusBoy

    That’s hot.

  5. Victor

    I LOVE HER TOO!!! I would shoot a nasty load in her without any questions asked. But before I did that, I would lick her pussy dry, and toss her salad, until I could dressing on that salad. Then when all that is said and done, bathe the hottie, and drink all douche water.

  6. djthecat

    you do know who she is… the middle kid from Full House.

  7. missj

    wow she looks so different!!! why isn’t her hair washed!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. justin

    dude she was soooo much hotter when I was 8.

  9. missj

    and o yea i use to watch that show and she was SUPER flat. like a board. or a wall. I would have gotten them too!!

  10. justin

    what ever happened to D.J. Tanner?? she was a piece of ass :)

  11. djthecat

    dj was kirk cameron’s little sister. i guess she is all “left behind” or whatever.

  12. hamacus

    Ooooh her the Full House girl. My how they…errrr you have grown. like I said I love them…errrr you.

  13. Germany

    and who might kirk cameron be? man those boobs are gigantic

  14. Wanky

    i liked her better with 8 year old boobs….and here comes the FBI!!

  15. schack

    she looks awful

  16. Shinanigans

    She has great…posture

  17. she is cute! Thank god, that she left METH alone! She is hot! Now we can have that talk with MARY JANE!

  18. Shinanigans

    Hilary Duff wants her teeth back

  19. Jimbo ?

    @17 She has a great rack!!!

  20. maeby

    # 15 I liked her better when she was a meth addict..

  21. KimberWolf

    Yeah, she looks great! From her navel to her neck. What happened to her nose?

  22. JC

    who is this anyway ? nice knockers

  23. schack

    she looks like a million other white chicks, trying to look like a million bucks, but look like credit card debt.

  24. Josh Simpson

    She hosts “pants off, dance off” from time to time, and her boobs were never that big, to my memory. Guess she paid for a new set.

    DJ from full house is married to some NHL guy, and is a hardcore Christian like Kirk, I do believe.

  25. AmericansAreObeseLazyAssholes

    No idea who she is but she looks like she borrowed the rack from Victoria Beckham.

  26. bungoone

    11, she married a hockey player & had babies.

  27. schack

    kirk was not in full house, he was in growing pains

  28. RIch

    She looks hot. Maybe Paris, Lindsay and Brittney can take a little time and her how not to be a slut, do drugs or make videos doing things she’ll want to deny later in life. She’ll be such a lady by the time they are done.

  29. bungoone

    this is hilarious & frightening all at the same time…

    http://www.candacecameronbure.net/news.php

  30. Shinanigans

    Yeah those things are nice, and it’s refreshing to see she doesn’t flaunt them!

  31. gcoke

    dude she married a cop, got addicted to crank and didnt have babies

  32. EIW

    She’s had them for years – look at the Full House reunion pictures from a few years back.

  33. LeeLee

    SOOOOO glad my boobs are real.

  34. Rob

    does anyone else think you have barely make out her nipple on the right?! or is it just me? ;)

  35. schack

    kirk will be at my place tonight giving me a great big cleavland steamer

  36. schack

    i don’t think they’re nice at all.

    she has a chubby face, which needs to be set-off by a small chest. the bolt-ons just make her look fat.

    and from the back/profile view, she probably just looks like an assless, waistless bull-dike who can benchpress 1000 pounts.

  37. drewski

    If those babies are real, then I would say “thank you” to the beef industry. They put so many hormones in cattle these days that it causes girls to hit puberty earlier, thus growing funbags sooner and bigger. She’s probably had those since she was 10. If you don’t believe me on the whole link to cows, I’ll prove it by milking those babies myself. Anything in the name of science.

  38. schack

    but I would like to sit on her face and eat me as I piss all over her

  39. izzy

    #5, Victor, I love you; marry me!

  40. schack

    No victor marry me and I will give you a steamer

  41. djthecat

    oh candace is so beautiful!

  42. Jane_Says

    At least she ended up looking better than Mary Kate & Ashley. She doesn’t resemble a ghoul.

  43. Texas Tranny

    Finally, something to jackoff to. I’m going to fill my pretty panties with my hot sissy juice. Yummy

  44. schack

    Texas Tranny you can jackoff on me

  45. Katie

    These are not new boobs, folks. If you watched the E! story about Full House a few years back, she had the fake titt-ays then, too. She was still married to the cop and he hadn’t found out about her meth habit yet, obviously.

    Her bod’s hot, but man, her face. It looks old. Look at the area around her eyes. She looks like she’s in her forties. And could she be any prouder of her fake tits?

    How rude!!! (to quote stupid little Stephanie).

  46. Texas Tranny

    @45, your so sweet, of course I’d lick it all off.

    That’s a very pretty bra, or is it a corset? Looks like a long-line bra. So pretty and feminine. Yummy

  47. How rude!

    And what the hell is up with that Carol Burnett chin?

  48. jenny

    You’re missing something here people. The name of the restaurant is the “pink taco.”
    Seriously…ew.

  49. schack

    @47 thanks, but I like to let it drip off my face until it has dried. Then you can peel off the crusties

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