Jodie Sweetin looks, uh, smarter

June 29th, 2007 // 217 Comments
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Stephanie Tanner showed up to the launch of the Pink Taco restaurant in Los Angeles yesterday with some massive new boobs. At least I think they’re new. The last time I saw her she was 8-years-old and asking Bob Saget about puberty, so for all I know she grew these herself. In a doctor’s office that is! Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all night.

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Comments (217)

  1. Kelly K | June 29, 2007 at 4:11 pm

    WHO??

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  2. hamacus | June 29, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    OMG! I don’t know who she is but I love her!

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  3. teeteetdot | June 29, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    balls.

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  4. IdiotCircusBoy | June 29, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    That’s hot.

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  5. Victor | June 29, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    I LOVE HER TOO!!! I would shoot a nasty load in her without any questions asked. But before I did that, I would lick her pussy dry, and toss her salad, until I could dressing on that salad. Then when all that is said and done, bathe the hottie, and drink all douche water.

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  6. Sam | June 29, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    6th

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  7. djthecat | June 29, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    you do know who she is… the middle kid from Full House.

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  8. missj | June 29, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    wow she looks so different!!! why isn’t her hair washed!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. justin | June 29, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    dude she was soooo much hotter when I was 8.

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  10. missj | June 29, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    and o yea i use to watch that show and she was SUPER flat. like a board. or a wall. I would have gotten them too!!

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  11. justin | June 29, 2007 at 4:17 pm

    what ever happened to D.J. Tanner?? she was a piece of ass :)

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  12. djthecat | June 29, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    dj was kirk cameron’s little sister. i guess she is all “left behind” or whatever.

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  13. hamacus | June 29, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    Ooooh her the Full House girl. My how they…errrr you have grown. like I said I love them…errrr you.

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  14. Germany | June 29, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    and who might kirk cameron be? man those boobs are gigantic

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  15. Wanky | June 29, 2007 at 4:23 pm

    i liked her better with 8 year old boobs….and here comes the FBI!!

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  16. schack | June 29, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    she looks awful

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  17. Shinanigans | June 29, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    She has great…posture

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  18. fire canabis | June 29, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    she is cute! Thank god, that she left METH alone! She is hot! Now we can have that talk with MARY JANE!

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  19. Shinanigans | June 29, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    Hilary Duff wants her teeth back

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  20. Jimbo ? | June 29, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    @17 She has a great rack!!!

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  21. maeby | June 29, 2007 at 4:27 pm

    # 15 I liked her better when she was a meth addict..

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  22. KimberWolf | June 29, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    Yeah, she looks great! From her navel to her neck. What happened to her nose?

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  23. JC | June 29, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    who is this anyway ? nice knockers

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  24. schack | June 29, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    she looks like a million other white chicks, trying to look like a million bucks, but look like credit card debt.

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  25. Josh Simpson | June 29, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    She hosts “pants off, dance off” from time to time, and her boobs were never that big, to my memory. Guess she paid for a new set.

    DJ from full house is married to some NHL guy, and is a hardcore Christian like Kirk, I do believe.

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  26. AmericansAreObeseLazyAssholes | June 29, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    No idea who she is but she looks like she borrowed the rack from Victoria Beckham.

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  27. bungoone | June 29, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    11, she married a hockey player & had babies.

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  28. schack | June 29, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    kirk was not in full house, he was in growing pains

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  29. RIch | June 29, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    She looks hot. Maybe Paris, Lindsay and Brittney can take a little time and her how not to be a slut, do drugs or make videos doing things she’ll want to deny later in life. She’ll be such a lady by the time they are done.

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  30. bungoone | June 29, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    this is hilarious & frightening all at the same time…

    http://www.candacecameronbure.net/news.php

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  31. Shinanigans | June 29, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    Yeah those things are nice, and it’s refreshing to see she doesn’t flaunt them!

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  32. gcoke | June 29, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    dude she married a cop, got addicted to crank and didnt have babies

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  33. EIW | June 29, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    She’s had them for years – look at the Full House reunion pictures from a few years back.

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  34. LeeLee | June 29, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    SOOOOO glad my boobs are real.

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  35. Rob | June 29, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    does anyone else think you have barely make out her nipple on the right?! or is it just me? ;)

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  36. schack | June 29, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    kirk will be at my place tonight giving me a great big cleavland steamer

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  37. schack | June 29, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    i don’t think they’re nice at all.

    she has a chubby face, which needs to be set-off by a small chest. the bolt-ons just make her look fat.

    and from the back/profile view, she probably just looks like an assless, waistless bull-dike who can benchpress 1000 pounts.

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  38. drewski | June 29, 2007 at 4:35 pm

    If those babies are real, then I would say “thank you” to the beef industry. They put so many hormones in cattle these days that it causes girls to hit puberty earlier, thus growing funbags sooner and bigger. She’s probably had those since she was 10. If you don’t believe me on the whole link to cows, I’ll prove it by milking those babies myself. Anything in the name of science.

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  39. schack | June 29, 2007 at 4:37 pm

    but I would like to sit on her face and eat me as I piss all over her

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  40. izzy | June 29, 2007 at 4:37 pm

    #5, Victor, I love you; marry me!

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  41. schack | June 29, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    No victor marry me and I will give you a steamer

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  42. djthecat | June 29, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    oh candace is so beautiful!

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  43. Jane_Says | June 29, 2007 at 4:40 pm

    At least she ended up looking better than Mary Kate & Ashley. She doesn’t resemble a ghoul.

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  44. Texas Tranny | June 29, 2007 at 4:41 pm

    Finally, something to jackoff to. I’m going to fill my pretty panties with my hot sissy juice. Yummy

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  45. schack | June 29, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    Texas Tranny you can jackoff on me

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  46. Katie | June 29, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    These are not new boobs, folks. If you watched the E! story about Full House a few years back, she had the fake titt-ays then, too. She was still married to the cop and he hadn’t found out about her meth habit yet, obviously.

    Her bod’s hot, but man, her face. It looks old. Look at the area around her eyes. She looks like she’s in her forties. And could she be any prouder of her fake tits?

    How rude!!! (to quote stupid little Stephanie).

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  47. Texas Tranny | June 29, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    @45, your so sweet, of course I’d lick it all off.

    That’s a very pretty bra, or is it a corset? Looks like a long-line bra. So pretty and feminine. Yummy

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  48. How rude! | June 29, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    And what the hell is up with that Carol Burnett chin?

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  49. jenny | June 29, 2007 at 4:46 pm

    You’re missing something here people. The name of the restaurant is the “pink taco.”
    Seriously…ew.

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  50. schack | June 29, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    @47 thanks, but I like to let it drip off my face until it has dried. Then you can peel off the crusties

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