These are shots of British reality TV star Jodie Marsh at the premiere of Daylight Robbery. Jodie is apparently the scourge of the English celebrity scene and likes to show up at red carpet events in Spandex. Think Andy Dick but with gigantor boobs. That said, don’t tell me this isn’t Britney Spears in 10 years. I mean, just looking at that pouch, I’m convinced this actually is her sent back from the future to warn us about something. But what? Terminators? Global Warming? Heidi Montag? Tell us, Future Britney with Implants! I swear I’ll make eye contact – sort of.
EDIT: Added more pics because, well, yeah….
Photos: Splash News, Flynet
This is a pornstar with a BELLY?
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Her breasts are the size of your tax bills if Obama gets elected.
What has come out of England!!! English Lady used to be a pattern of elegance,poise,grace and manners and for many centuries people of the world appreciated it. Now it seems the rules in the UK changed: the sluttier you are the more appreciation you get. There must be some limit to bad taste, vulgar, fake, incontigeous!!!
AWFUL
i’m moving to england
i’m moving to england
Her nose looks like it has boobs
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/Jodie_Marsh_crop.jpg
Thats her looking normal-ish
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Seriously the nose looks burnt and smashed.. nice hoots though.. lol
What is it with England pumping out talentless, fake titted “reality stars”?
Additionally, she’s fucking fat.
so hot
Has no one commented on the fact that her nose is fucking WEIRD??
Nobody noticed that she has a strange nose?
ummm the whole forum is about her nose and her boobs dude #163
Future britney? pffft i wish!
Her nose fucking scares me.
Everyone seems to be concerned with the fake tits and smashed nose….but who the hell gets a tattoo of THEMSELVES on their arm? That’s fucking disturbing. I’m sure it will serve as a sad reminder of her fucked up youth when she’s an old sagging crone.
God, this creature is the worst one yet. She makes Amy Winehouse look like a class act.
She would make a great addition to the royal family. Hopefully one of the princes will tag it and make her the future queen.
I would love to take a SHIT in between her tits.
I can handle the gigantic boobs even though I don’t care for fake boobs or the insecure fake women that get them. What I can’t stand is the horrible pig nose and all the tattoos. Why do women think they look good with tattoos? Nasty. I can only imagine what they will look like when they are in their 70′s, very classy.
I would so fuck the shit out of that! Those hooters would get a fucken workout!
Wow. How many beers did she drink to get a pot like that!
HAHA, Steve-O would love her! He’s the only other D-lister I can think of that proudly has a tattoo of themselves!
Good lawd. She looks like a tranny.
Those tits are nasty and she looks like a clown with that makeup
She looks like she used a paint brush to apply that makeup. And that awful orange fake tan.
What a pig. She rivals Pamela Anderson for being fake.
SHE’S FUCKING UGLY AS HELL, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
SHE’S FUCKING UGLY AS HELL, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
SHE’S FUCKING UGLY AS HELL, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Who the fuck is this BUTT UGLY OLD SKANK?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I think her coloring warns of her being toxic. I’m not eating that shit.
I’m very into women and I can say I find this shit repulsive. some of these comments definitely don’t speak for me.
Yeah, hott, a woman who’s make-up with get everywhere and look hideous without it. Plus those tits just look fucking stupid. I couldn’t fuck her even if she had the best pussy in the universe and I had a twenty foot long dick.
I like porn where the chicks look the opposite of this orange frankensteined monster. Plus I like brunettes. Oh and I like my women to be less obviously insecure. Oh and they have to be sexy. and attractive. and less nuclear orange like in color.
My hero.
good god, this woman looks just like vintage trash. everything about her screams pure sleaze. she is a slight step above amy winehouse but, not by much. she does follow amy’s horrific overuse of eye makeup. got the racoon look going and it looks like shit!!
Fake hair: check
Fake tan: check
Fake teeth: check
Fake nose: check
Fake boobs: check
Trashy tats: check
Spackled face: check
Slutty clothes: check
NASTY!!!!
Fake hair: check
Fake tan: check
Fake teeth: check
Fake nose: check
Fake boobs: check
Trashy tats: check
Spackled face: check
Slutty clothes: check
dumb tattoos ‘my crazy life’, ‘only god can judge me’ get a diary or something
Not feeling the butchy tats and michael jackson nose.
FAIL
Looking raunchy.
That, son, is what we call a sperm receptacle.
Sometimes I’m amazed at what designers with produce. Honestly, who other than this girl would actually wear that? (The top I mean. She actually pulls off the pants and the boots reall well) Her eyelashes are missing huge chunks, but her hair is really nice.
Umm, Does she have a tattoo of HERSELF on her arm? What a narcissist! Have some freakin’ taste when you go out, especially if you are some sort of pseudo-limey celeb…
What are you all talking about if she was my girlfriend i wud Fuck her and her giant (.)(.) every singel day shes that HOT
What are you all talking about if she was my girlfriend i wud Fuck her and her giant (.)(.) every singel day shes that HOT
how did she manage to get such realistic-looking implants???
It is so hot.