Jodie Marsh has ridiculous breasts

August 28th, 2008 // 198 Comments

These are shots of British reality TV star Jodie Marsh at the premiere of Daylight Robbery. Jodie is apparently the scourge of the English celebrity scene and likes to show up at red carpet events in Spandex. Think Andy Dick but with gigantor boobs. That said, don’t tell me this isn’t Britney Spears in 10 years. I mean, just looking at that pouch, I’m convinced this actually is her sent back from the future to warn us about something. But what? Terminators? Global Warming? Heidi Montag? Tell us, Future Britney with Implants! I swear I’ll make eye contact – sort of.

EDIT: Added more pics because, well, yeah….

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  1. pistolita

    this chick is almost fat.

  2. eyepopper

    @83. OhMyFuckingGod

    Annoying British accent? we’ve been speaking English with an “accent” as you put it, for 1500 years. How long have you been speaking English over there?

  3. asdf

    breasts? what about the nose?!

  4. wtf

    She’s worse than Heidi Montag and she’s ugly as hell.

  5. Percival P. Pennywise

    just another classless, low rent, uneducated, page two british slag…ie victoria “posh” beckham and family http://www.abc.net.au/sport/thesportsdesk/images/200606/20060620vbecks_horz.jpg

    Where are the next actors like David Niven, Richard Harris, Richard Burton, Peter O’Toole, Dame Judy Dench…….and whatever happened to Great Britain?

  6. Fasc(ion)ist(a)

    What do you mean Britney in ten years? This chick isn’t even 30 yet!

  7. Joe C

    #45 Granted, this bitch is a sack, but she is hardly the epitome of Western beauty.

    What would you prefer to the ideal of “Wester Beauty”, some hairy, smelly sack of shit in a burka?

  8. I would completely nail her – even with the incredibly messed up nose job…

    … I hope that’s a messed up nose job – if she was born with that…

    I’d still nail her…

  9. Kate

    What’s wrong with her nose? It’s like the surgeon had a sale going on and she couldn’t pass it up………..seriously, I don’t know how far the jump is from “reality” douche to porn star, but this chick should put all her energy into making that jump, other wise her 4 mins of fame is up. Circus tits and stripper clothes get old real fast.

  10. i’ve seen bigger. the tip of her nose is quite strange looking though.

  11. not a hater

    does she have herself tattooed on her arm? that takes balls. i think everyone just hates her because they hate themselves. she obviously doesn’t give a fuck what any of you think, or else she’d be wearing something else and staying inside. some people only feel pretty when they can make other people seem ugly. meh. c’est la vie.

  12. Lynz

    Hideous boobs and an over-tanned trampy girl all around. Yuck *shudder*

  13. JodieTart

    @83 have you heard the whining, nasal/squeaky voice almost all American women either have naturally or affect because they think it is “cute”.
    British/European/Australian accents are so superior in absolutely EVERY single way with NO exceptions, apart from the upper class WASP’s who sound like they are putting on an English accent anyway.
    American accents really are nauseating beyond belief.

  14. Ward

    I would fuck the shit out of that. :D

  15. Keith

    That thumb in Pic 5 will fool you in small size. Thought we had a nip slip.

  16. lawrence p

    what a sad sad looking probably very insecure woman
    nothing is real
    she looks like a tranny with huge overblown fake boobs
    WHOEVER SAID THEY ARE REAL IS AN IDIOT
    THE NOSE HAIR TATOO CAMEL TOE
    IS A JOKE
    she looks awful
    i would be afraid to have sex with her
    just sad
    why do we keep giving these kind of whores press

  17. Cbone

    i dont care if shes trashy, untalented, and ultimately not that great looking… i would grease her up and ride her until my johnson fell off. no joke.

  18. sioux

    the nose is like that from coke (needed fixing after the septum fell apart), much like the rest of London’s Z-list celebrite chicks…

  19. kangtheconqueror

    She needs to sue the “surgeon” that mutilated her nose.

    Looks like it’s formed out of silly putty.

  20. Brent

    I LIKE!

  21. NY Ted

    It looks like someone was trying to fuck her belly button a new hole…and knowing this fucking pig…she takes it in every hole every night. Plus she has enough make up on to paint a fucking house.

  22. MONDO

    i don’t know what this is… but i want to fuck it.

  23. what a complete and udderly repulsive looking whore. Yuck!

  24. Joe Black

    Dang, I’d hit it. Hard.

  25. woah

    woah – re pic#6 – i think her chest is pregnant!

  26. Quasi

    With that nose and hair…she looks like Cruella Deville in her younger sluttier years….holy balls!!

  27. Cartman

    I love this woman.

    I could use her for my sexual purposes without her even having to remove any clothing. And she would have a free pearl necklace for her time!

    :)

  28. Duke Steele

    I think we should have a skank-off. Jodie Marsh or Pam Anderson? Vote now!!

  29. ToTellTheTruth

    Skankalicious….

  30. Glenn Davis

    Mmm, let me see now.
    Botox in the lips.Teeth artificialy whitened.Fake blonde hair.Fake tan.More make-up on her face, than whats in the jar!.Impants in the tits.
    What part of her is real?
    I bet she looks a lot different, first thing in the morning right?
    She is more plastic that Cher!
    Come on guys, let’s get real here!
    And to get real, one would have to look elsewhere!
    There is probably more life and more brains in a mannequin that what is to be found here!

  31. kellyshea

    her nose looks like a penis

  32. her nose looks like a penis

  33. her nose looks like a penis

  34. Rational Rick

    too much testosterone on those jugs ! just looks like a bitch in a dump pit !

    XOXO

  35. TheMirrorAintAsFriendly

    I definitely agree with post 112, what is it that is so funny about making fun of someone that may have a less fortunate nose than most of you? If that, her nose just isn’t perfect, like what we expect from Hollywood, but kudos to her for not giving a shit about what petty people like you think of her. Honestly, I think she looks great! It’s funny that everyone here feels the need to make jokes about her appearance, but it doesn’t change a damn thing about the way you all look.

  36. eva

    she also has ridiculous face :))

  37. I think she’s a f**king babe

  38. Real / Not Real? Here’s your answer:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-560193/Are-Jodie-Marshs-32GGs-ludicrous-breasts-Britain.html

    Sadly I couldn’t find the only decent pic of her pre-nose job, but take it from me it looked like a shovel. Not that it’s any better now as a bent shovel, but where it comes OUT now, it just used to spread.

  39. Emma McCandlish

    Well this seems like as good a place as any to get the ball rolling. I cracked the da Vinci code and before I can blow the rest of your mind to pieces I recognize that this makes me absolutely Crazy, in a linear sense. I have read the superficial daily to numb myself out until my brain one day exploded and I became Enlightened. I am explaining it, in virtual, real, and metaphorical time, as a performance art piece at my website I forgot the name of.

    Shameless self-Promotion. Love, ?Y?our life coach…..

    Guerilla warfare.

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  40. Emma McCandlish

    Well this seems like as good a place as any to get the ball rolling. I cracked the da Vinci code and before I can blow the rest of your mind to pieces I recognize that this makes me absolutely Crazy, in a linear sense. I have read the superficial daily to numb myself out until my brain one day exploded and I became Enlightened. I am explaining it, in virtual, real, and metaphorical time, as a performance art piece at my website I forgot the name of.

    Shameless self-Promotion. Love, ?Y?our life coach…..

    Guerilla warfare.

    Trigger.

    Word.

    x

  41. Emma McCandlish

    Well this seems like as good a place as any to get the ball rolling. I cracked the da Vinci code and before I can blow the rest of your mind to pieces I recognize that this makes me absolutely Crazy, in a linear sense. I have read the superficial daily to numb myself out until my brain one day exploded and I became Enlightened. I am explaining it, in virtual, real, and metaphorical time, as a performance art piece at my website I forgot the name of.

    Shameless self-Promotion. Love, ?Y?our life coach…..

    Guerilla warfare.

    Trigger.

    Word.

    x

  42. Emma McCandlish

    Well this seems like as good a place as any to get the ball rolling. I cracked the da Vinci code and before I can blow the rest of your mind to pieces I recognize that this makes me absolutely Crazy, in a linear sense. I have read the superficial daily to numb myself out until my brain one day exploded and I became Enlightened. I am explaining it, in virtual, real, and metaphorical time, as a performance art piece at my website I forgot the name of.

    Shameless self-Promotion. Love, ?Y?our life coach…..

    Guerilla warfare.

    Trigger.

    Word.

    x

  43. Oh my god…. She’s embrassing….
    http://xfedex85.splinder.com

  44. Alex

    She looks like a combination of Pink and Anna Nicole Smith.

  45. UK_Matt

    #81…if you follow your link and also the one a #140 you’ll see that it isn’t a before and after its a with/without make-up shot.

    There’s a show here called Marry, Snog, Avoid. In which they get hold of ridiculously over made-up tarts and strip them down to something between natural and comedy.

    If they did that to her she’d probably much better from the head up.

  46. Kea

    Her boobs, need I say it really, are fake. She used to boast about how hers were real and how she was better than “Jordon” (if you know who that is) because hers were fake. But then recently said in an interview that she decided to get them done. No shit. Like you say probably from the guy that fixed her nose, apparently after a hockey accident when she was at school. I think really it’s cause she had a pretty ugly nose to start and the op just messed it up even worse.
    Anyhooters, here’s a pic from before all the surgery when she just looked like a weekend slag.
    http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/197/bsb05162on0.jpg

  47. Maxx

    Why didn’t she spray tan her boobs? They are milky white next to the rest of her orange skin.

  48. KDIZZLL

    why do women think they look hot with tattoos on there arms??????????????????????????????????????and its a tatt of herself or some random broad??? ill never get it. lose the tatts and get a breast reduction to something more natural.

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