Jodie Marsh has ridiculous breasts

August 28th, 2008 // 198 Comments

These are shots of British reality TV star Jodie Marsh at the premiere of Daylight Robbery. Jodie is apparently the scourge of the English celebrity scene and likes to show up at red carpet events in Spandex. Think Andy Dick but with gigantor boobs. That said, don’t tell me this isn’t Britney Spears in 10 years. I mean, just looking at that pouch, I’m convinced this actually is her sent back from the future to warn us about something. But what? Terminators? Global Warming? Heidi Montag? Tell us, Future Britney with Implants! I swear I’ll make eye contact – sort of.

EDIT: Added more pics because, well, yeah….

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Comments (198)

  1. rammanthe | August 28, 2008 at 9:46 am

    first

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  2. b | August 28, 2008 at 9:47 am

    first, yeah!

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  3. sixpack | August 28, 2008 at 9:49 am

    Total animal built for hardcore porn.

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  4. Dancer | August 28, 2008 at 9:52 am

    Oh ha ha ha.

    Wait, you’re serious? This is a human? Hahahahahha

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  5. wet newspaper | August 28, 2008 at 9:54 am

    WTF is wrong with her nose?

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  6. Zim | August 28, 2008 at 10:00 am

    I dig the side shot… her + 6 pack = night of pleasure…

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  7. sb | August 28, 2008 at 10:00 am

    Forget that–WTF is she wearing?? Does that even constitute an outfit? Did she lose something?

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  8. mixedmartialartvideos.com | August 28, 2008 at 10:02 am

    nice n trashy

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  9. nooo not there | August 28, 2008 at 10:03 am

    The only thing re dick ulous is my face not being between them playing Motorboat

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  10. FYI | August 28, 2008 at 10:03 am

    Ew that is the most disgusting thing EVER!

    A cup > Gross boobs

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  11. zach | August 28, 2008 at 10:03 am

    remind me when tan blondes with huge tits are a ‘scourge’?

    oh thats right, england is gay.

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  12. LaraCroftsmole | August 28, 2008 at 10:08 am

    god this monster is the worst of British, why do you always drag out the ugliest and most slutty British females to appear on here!

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  13. Mike | August 28, 2008 at 10:08 am

    That has got to be the biggest sideboob shot I have ever seen

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  14. JodieTart | August 28, 2008 at 10:11 am

    her nose job is one that went wrong, she actually freely admits her nose is freakishly ugly, shame she doesn’t feel so bad about it that she keeps it off our screens.

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  15. Gross | August 28, 2008 at 10:19 am

    Um, ew. Need attention much? That’s just really sad.

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  16. Deacon Jones | August 28, 2008 at 10:20 am

    Ahhhh, yes (cracking knuckles, reaching for lotion bottle).

    This is the kind of girl guys love to fuck, and girls love to hate.

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  17. Huh? | August 28, 2008 at 10:23 am

    looks like we found Paris’ overseas friend

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  18. wet newspaper | August 28, 2008 at 10:25 am

    @ 14 – Perhaps she should have passed on the fugly nose job and thought about getting veneers on her bottom teeth to match the top… HAHA!

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  19. harump | August 28, 2008 at 10:28 am

    It won’t be long before she’s doing Anabolic videos

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  20. wet newspaper | August 28, 2008 at 10:30 am

    @ 16 – You’d have to be mentally retarded to put your weiner in that Venus Flytrap.

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  21. wet newspaper | August 28, 2008 at 10:30 am

    @ 16 – You’d have to be mentally retarded to put your weiner in that Venus Flytrap.

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  22. Captain-Insano | August 28, 2008 at 10:31 am

    Those teeth are insanely white.

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  23. wet newspaper | August 28, 2008 at 10:31 am

    @ 16 – You’d have to be mentally retarded to put your weiner in that Venus Flytrap.

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  24. wet newspaper | August 28, 2008 at 10:34 am

    @ 22 – Yeah, only the top ones though! What a cheapskate!

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  25. Vlad | August 28, 2008 at 10:34 am

    Hideous beast!! That is all.

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  26. Jizzosh | August 28, 2008 at 10:34 am

    You can’t titty fuck a personality!

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  27. Scabbeus | August 28, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Why doesn’t she flaunt her Camel-Toe? What a bad career decision.

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  28. eyepopper | August 28, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Word has it that she smashed her nose up in a horse riding accident when she was a teenager and had a nose job to try and correct it — TRY being the operative word here. Still, she epitomizes your typical plastic-titted British whore who gives a blowjob to nobody and anybody. They’re really great. See on on the street, give her a wink, and she’ll take you to the nearest empty phone kiosk, squat down and gobble your knob to your heart’s content.

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  29. rough daddy | August 28, 2008 at 10:42 am

    is there anything on him/her thats real?

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  30. rough daddy | August 28, 2008 at 10:45 am

    what the??? is there anything on him/her thats real?

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  31. kitten | August 28, 2008 at 10:47 am

    Those drawn on eyebrows really take the focus off her nose.

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  32. Googlybits | August 28, 2008 at 10:49 am

    Why do these women think they look sexy?

    They’ve been whittled down to a shell of their former selves….reduced to mere sex objects with overdone tans, over bleached hair, frankenstein boobs, and spandex string outfits. What happened to their personality aside from sexual “perkiness?”

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  33. p911gt10c | August 28, 2008 at 10:51 am

    #19, she’s already got “porn” tatted on her pelvis, I think she’s on the right track for the gangbang scene.

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  34. hellcat1983 | August 28, 2008 at 10:52 am

    Hate to burst your bubble but her boobs are actually real!

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  35. mrs.t | August 28, 2008 at 10:53 am

    Her breasts are her most reasonable feature in these photos.

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  36. soahc | August 28, 2008 at 10:55 am

    This girl needs a teabag after all she is British.

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  37. Angry Beaver | August 28, 2008 at 11:02 am

    What’s that thing on her neck? Is that her face?

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  38. rough daddy | August 28, 2008 at 11:05 am

    oh yes! those are real alright, real silicone! very rarely you see so many vein on real large breasts…

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  39. crazypants | August 28, 2008 at 11:06 am

    Classy?…no. Would a guy just smash that all night?…yes.

    Porn stars look like porn stars for a reason – guys like it.

    Big crazy tits, bleached hair, pleather cat suit….embarassing, sure and you’d never take her home to meet mom – but you’d be all over that. Sad but true.

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  40. Karen | August 28, 2008 at 11:13 am

    Most guys would go wild over this ridiculous cumbucket.

    Most guys are shallow and dumb.

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  41. crabdonkey | August 28, 2008 at 11:16 am

    Look at that weird double bellybutton in pic 2.

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  42. Guy | August 28, 2008 at 11:17 am

    She has two fucking belly buttons.

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  43. WTF | August 28, 2008 at 11:20 am

    It’s looks like a tranny with ginormous implants

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  44. Deacon Jones | August 28, 2008 at 11:20 am

    @40

    Yes, and most women are annoying and don’t shut the fuck up

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  45. nick hogan is a murderer | August 28, 2008 at 11:22 am

    good lord that is one nasty looking creature. this is the epitome of western beauty: caked make up, butch physique, fake tits, orange tan, and a retarded expression.

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  46. Ugh | August 28, 2008 at 11:22 am

    #41 and #42 — I’m sort of surprised she even has one — I think they were trying a little to hard to make her look natural in the lab where she was assembled.

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  47. Just Courtney | August 28, 2008 at 11:24 am

    Hmmm…. Thats Pretty Ridiculous. Why Do These British Sluts Have To Combine All The Tell Tale Signs Of Being A Two Bit Whore?? If Your Gonna Have The Insanely Fake And Rock Hard Tits Why Couple Em Up With An Overdone Mystic Tan, Bleach Blonde Hair (Remember To Leave The Roots Dark For Extra Trashiness) Ross Gellar Style Teeth, Hideous RANDOM Tattoos And A Discount Stripper Costume…. I Mean.. C’Mon…. Pick One, Maybe 2….

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  48. Karen | August 28, 2008 at 11:24 am

    typical dumb guy comment

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  49. Just Courtney | August 28, 2008 at 11:26 am

    Hmmm…. Thats Pretty Ridiculous. Why Do These British Sluts Have To Combine All The Tell Tale Signs Of Being A Two Bit Whore?? If Your Gonna Have The Insanely Fake And Rock Hard Tits Why Couple Em Up With An Overdone Mystic Tan, Bleach Blonde Hair (Remember To Leave The Roots Dark For Extra Trashiness) Ross Gellar Style Teeth, Hideous RANDOM Tattoos And A Discount Stripper Costume…. I Mean.. C’Mon…. Pick One, Maybe 2….

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  50. THE REAL BARELY | August 28, 2008 at 11:34 am

    I’d love to suckle those for the entirety of a lost weekend…

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