Jodie Marsh has ridiculous breasts

August 28th, 2008 // 198 Comments

These are shots of British reality TV star Jodie Marsh at the premiere of Daylight Robbery. Jodie is apparently the scourge of the English celebrity scene and likes to show up at red carpet events in Spandex. Think Andy Dick but with gigantor boobs. That said, don’t tell me this isn’t Britney Spears in 10 years. I mean, just looking at that pouch, I’m convinced this actually is her sent back from the future to warn us about something. But what? Terminators? Global Warming? Heidi Montag? Tell us, Future Britney with Implants! I swear I’ll make eye contact – sort of.

EDIT: Added more pics because, well, yeah….

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  1. rammanthe

    first

  2. b

    first, yeah!

  3. sixpack

    Total animal built for hardcore porn.

  4. Dancer

    Oh ha ha ha.

    Wait, you’re serious? This is a human? Hahahahahha

  5. wet newspaper

    WTF is wrong with her nose?

  6. Zim

    I dig the side shot… her + 6 pack = night of pleasure…

  7. sb

    Forget that–WTF is she wearing?? Does that even constitute an outfit? Did she lose something?

  8. nooo not there

    The only thing re dick ulous is my face not being between them playing Motorboat

  9. FYI

    Ew that is the most disgusting thing EVER!

    A cup > Gross boobs

  10. remind me when tan blondes with huge tits are a ‘scourge’?

    oh thats right, england is gay.

  11. LaraCroftsmole

    god this monster is the worst of British, why do you always drag out the ugliest and most slutty British females to appear on here!

  12. That has got to be the biggest sideboob shot I have ever seen

  13. JodieTart

    her nose job is one that went wrong, she actually freely admits her nose is freakishly ugly, shame she doesn’t feel so bad about it that she keeps it off our screens.

  14. Gross

    Um, ew. Need attention much? That’s just really sad.

  15. Deacon Jones

    Ahhhh, yes (cracking knuckles, reaching for lotion bottle).

    This is the kind of girl guys love to fuck, and girls love to hate.

  16. Huh?

    looks like we found Paris’ overseas friend

  17. wet newspaper

    @ 14 – Perhaps she should have passed on the fugly nose job and thought about getting veneers on her bottom teeth to match the top… HAHA!

  18. harump

    It won’t be long before she’s doing Anabolic videos

  19. wet newspaper

    @ 16 – You’d have to be mentally retarded to put your weiner in that Venus Flytrap.

  20. wet newspaper

    @ 16 – You’d have to be mentally retarded to put your weiner in that Venus Flytrap.

  21. Captain-Insano

    Those teeth are insanely white.

  22. wet newspaper

    @ 16 – You’d have to be mentally retarded to put your weiner in that Venus Flytrap.

  23. wet newspaper

    @ 22 – Yeah, only the top ones though! What a cheapskate!

  24. Hideous beast!! That is all.

  25. Jizzosh

    You can’t titty fuck a personality!

  26. Scabbeus

    Why doesn’t she flaunt her Camel-Toe? What a bad career decision.

  27. eyepopper

    Word has it that she smashed her nose up in a horse riding accident when she was a teenager and had a nose job to try and correct it — TRY being the operative word here. Still, she epitomizes your typical plastic-titted British whore who gives a blowjob to nobody and anybody. They’re really great. See on on the street, give her a wink, and she’ll take you to the nearest empty phone kiosk, squat down and gobble your knob to your heart’s content.

  28. rough daddy

    is there anything on him/her thats real?

  29. rough daddy

    what the??? is there anything on him/her thats real?

  30. kitten

    Those drawn on eyebrows really take the focus off her nose.

  31. Googlybits

    Why do these women think they look sexy?

    They’ve been whittled down to a shell of their former selves….reduced to mere sex objects with overdone tans, over bleached hair, frankenstein boobs, and spandex string outfits. What happened to their personality aside from sexual “perkiness?”

  32. p911gt10c

    #19, she’s already got “porn” tatted on her pelvis, I think she’s on the right track for the gangbang scene.

  33. hellcat1983

    Hate to burst your bubble but her boobs are actually real!

  34. mrs.t

    Her breasts are her most reasonable feature in these photos.

  35. soahc

    This girl needs a teabag after all she is British.

  36. Angry Beaver

    What’s that thing on her neck? Is that her face?

  37. rough daddy

    oh yes! those are real alright, real silicone! very rarely you see so many vein on real large breasts…

  38. crazypants

    Classy?…no. Would a guy just smash that all night?…yes.

    Porn stars look like porn stars for a reason – guys like it.

    Big crazy tits, bleached hair, pleather cat suit….embarassing, sure and you’d never take her home to meet mom – but you’d be all over that. Sad but true.

  39. Karen

    Most guys would go wild over this ridiculous cumbucket.

    Most guys are shallow and dumb.

  40. crabdonkey

    Look at that weird double bellybutton in pic 2.

  41. Guy

    She has two fucking belly buttons.

  42. WTF

    It’s looks like a tranny with ginormous implants

  43. Deacon Jones

    @40

    Yes, and most women are annoying and don’t shut the fuck up

  44. nick hogan is a murderer

    good lord that is one nasty looking creature. this is the epitome of western beauty: caked make up, butch physique, fake tits, orange tan, and a retarded expression.

  45. Ugh

    #41 and #42 — I’m sort of surprised she even has one — I think they were trying a little to hard to make her look natural in the lab where she was assembled.

  46. Just Courtney

    Hmmm…. Thats Pretty Ridiculous. Why Do These British Sluts Have To Combine All The Tell Tale Signs Of Being A Two Bit Whore?? If Your Gonna Have The Insanely Fake And Rock Hard Tits Why Couple Em Up With An Overdone Mystic Tan, Bleach Blonde Hair (Remember To Leave The Roots Dark For Extra Trashiness) Ross Gellar Style Teeth, Hideous RANDOM Tattoos And A Discount Stripper Costume…. I Mean.. C’Mon…. Pick One, Maybe 2….

  47. Karen

    typical dumb guy comment

  48. Just Courtney

    Hmmm…. Thats Pretty Ridiculous. Why Do These British Sluts Have To Combine All The Tell Tale Signs Of Being A Two Bit Whore?? If Your Gonna Have The Insanely Fake And Rock Hard Tits Why Couple Em Up With An Overdone Mystic Tan, Bleach Blonde Hair (Remember To Leave The Roots Dark For Extra Trashiness) Ross Gellar Style Teeth, Hideous RANDOM Tattoos And A Discount Stripper Costume…. I Mean.. C’Mon…. Pick One, Maybe 2….

  49. THE REAL BARELY

    I’d love to suckle those for the entirety of a lost weekend…

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