These are shots of British reality TV star Jodie Marsh at the premiere of Daylight Robbery. Jodie is apparently the scourge of the English celebrity scene and likes to show up at red carpet events in Spandex. Think Andy Dick but with gigantor boobs. That said, don’t tell me this isn’t Britney Spears in 10 years. I mean, just looking at that pouch, I’m convinced this actually is her sent back from the future to warn us about something. But what? Terminators? Global Warming? Heidi Montag? Tell us, Future Britney with Implants! I swear I’ll make eye contact – sort of.
EDIT: Added more pics because, well, yeah….
Photos: Splash News, Flynet
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Total animal built for hardcore porn.
Oh ha ha ha.
Wait, you’re serious? This is a human? Hahahahahha
WTF is wrong with her nose?
I dig the side shot… her + 6 pack = night of pleasure…
Forget that–WTF is she wearing?? Does that even constitute an outfit? Did she lose something?
nice n trashy
The only thing re dick ulous is my face not being between them playing Motorboat
Ew that is the most disgusting thing EVER!
A cup > Gross boobs
remind me when tan blondes with huge tits are a ‘scourge’?
oh thats right, england is gay.
god this monster is the worst of British, why do you always drag out the ugliest and most slutty British females to appear on here!
That has got to be the biggest sideboob shot I have ever seen
her nose job is one that went wrong, she actually freely admits her nose is freakishly ugly, shame she doesn’t feel so bad about it that she keeps it off our screens.
Um, ew. Need attention much? That’s just really sad.
Ahhhh, yes (cracking knuckles, reaching for lotion bottle).
This is the kind of girl guys love to fuck, and girls love to hate.
looks like we found Paris’ overseas friend
@ 14 – Perhaps she should have passed on the fugly nose job and thought about getting veneers on her bottom teeth to match the top… HAHA!
It won’t be long before she’s doing Anabolic videos
@ 16 – You’d have to be mentally retarded to put your weiner in that Venus Flytrap.
@ 16 – You’d have to be mentally retarded to put your weiner in that Venus Flytrap.
Those teeth are insanely white.
@ 16 – You’d have to be mentally retarded to put your weiner in that Venus Flytrap.
@ 22 – Yeah, only the top ones though! What a cheapskate!
Hideous beast!! That is all.
You can’t titty fuck a personality!
Why doesn’t she flaunt her Camel-Toe? What a bad career decision.
Word has it that she smashed her nose up in a horse riding accident when she was a teenager and had a nose job to try and correct it — TRY being the operative word here. Still, she epitomizes your typical plastic-titted British whore who gives a blowjob to nobody and anybody. They’re really great. See on on the street, give her a wink, and she’ll take you to the nearest empty phone kiosk, squat down and gobble your knob to your heart’s content.
is there anything on him/her thats real?
what the??? is there anything on him/her thats real?
Those drawn on eyebrows really take the focus off her nose.
Why do these women think they look sexy?
They’ve been whittled down to a shell of their former selves….reduced to mere sex objects with overdone tans, over bleached hair, frankenstein boobs, and spandex string outfits. What happened to their personality aside from sexual “perkiness?”
#19, she’s already got “porn” tatted on her pelvis, I think she’s on the right track for the gangbang scene.
Hate to burst your bubble but her boobs are actually real!
Her breasts are her most reasonable feature in these photos.
This girl needs a teabag after all she is British.
What’s that thing on her neck? Is that her face?
oh yes! those are real alright, real silicone! very rarely you see so many vein on real large breasts…
Classy?…no. Would a guy just smash that all night?…yes.
Porn stars look like porn stars for a reason – guys like it.
Big crazy tits, bleached hair, pleather cat suit….embarassing, sure and you’d never take her home to meet mom – but you’d be all over that. Sad but true.
Most guys would go wild over this ridiculous cumbucket.
Most guys are shallow and dumb.
Look at that weird double bellybutton in pic 2.
She has two fucking belly buttons.
It’s looks like a tranny with ginormous implants
@40
Yes, and most women are annoying and don’t shut the fuck up
good lord that is one nasty looking creature. this is the epitome of western beauty: caked make up, butch physique, fake tits, orange tan, and a retarded expression.
#41 and #42 — I’m sort of surprised she even has one — I think they were trying a little to hard to make her look natural in the lab where she was assembled.
Hmmm…. Thats Pretty Ridiculous. Why Do These British Sluts Have To Combine All The Tell Tale Signs Of Being A Two Bit Whore?? If Your Gonna Have The Insanely Fake And Rock Hard Tits Why Couple Em Up With An Overdone Mystic Tan, Bleach Blonde Hair (Remember To Leave The Roots Dark For Extra Trashiness) Ross Gellar Style Teeth, Hideous RANDOM Tattoos And A Discount Stripper Costume…. I Mean.. C’Mon…. Pick One, Maybe 2….
typical dumb guy comment
Hmmm…. Thats Pretty Ridiculous. Why Do These British Sluts Have To Combine All The Tell Tale Signs Of Being A Two Bit Whore?? If Your Gonna Have The Insanely Fake And Rock Hard Tits Why Couple Em Up With An Overdone Mystic Tan, Bleach Blonde Hair (Remember To Leave The Roots Dark For Extra Trashiness) Ross Gellar Style Teeth, Hideous RANDOM Tattoos And A Discount Stripper Costume…. I Mean.. C’Mon…. Pick One, Maybe 2….
I’d love to suckle those for the entirety of a lost weekend…