Jodie Marsh continued her silicon-fueled rampage through the English celebrity scene by attending soccer player Jermaine Defoe’s birthday party Sunday night. Wait, I didn’t know she did birthdays. She’d go perfect with my whiskey out of a brown bag at the strip club theme. Now, if only I could find Jodie in the Yellow Pages. Hmm… here we go: Right underneath “F” for “Funbags the Clown.”
NOTE: Third pic links to NSFW version that could be considered hot – if you’re oddly aroused by Frankenstein.
Photos: Splash News, The Sun, WENN
tabacchifc | October 7, 2008 at 10:40 am
nice
Brian | October 7, 2008 at 10:40 am
Yikes!
bubba | October 7, 2008 at 10:42 am
errr. is that a stain on the panties???
Rough Daddy | October 7, 2008 at 10:50 am
Tight bod, everything else is ridiculous…
bobby carozza | October 7, 2008 at 10:53 am
Another bleached blonde orange plastic English bimbo slut
khe0ps | October 7, 2008 at 10:58 am
She is hot and knows how to party and yes i think that is a stain on the panties.
Paul | October 7, 2008 at 10:59 am
jesus, what a nose…slag
fuhktwad | October 7, 2008 at 11:01 am
White chicks are such whores.
lloyd johnson | October 7, 2008 at 11:04 am
Are those dudes fruity? Or is that the new thing for men to shave their chests and wear low cut shirts? I can’t wait to show off my man-cleavage.
morga | October 7, 2008 at 11:04 am
grossssssss ho
Blah | October 7, 2008 at 11:11 am
Is that the British Pamela Anderson or something? Complete with the big penis nose. At first I thought it was that other ho-bag, Jordan whatever her name is. Can’t tell those slutty ho’s apart anymore.
surlywench | October 7, 2008 at 11:12 am
Can someone tell Mr. Fag Pants the shocker is the first two fingers and the pinky. Wouldn’t want to disappoint her, as she looks so eager to have something shoved up her holes.
On second thought, make it the entire fist. At least that way she’ll feel it.
Ted from LA | October 7, 2008 at 11:13 am
She looks like a Barbie Doll who got stuck in the plastic tits portion of the conveyor belt too long.
veggi | October 7, 2008 at 11:25 am
She’s bad enough, but why did they have to include those two male Superficial commenters?
havoc | October 7, 2008 at 11:26 am
Well….she looks like fun.
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sh | October 7, 2008 at 11:27 am
perfect!
Josh | October 7, 2008 at 11:27 am
I bet she would be fun to go out with one night.
Legs arn’t bad either.
pussy_lover | October 7, 2008 at 11:29 am
I would fuck the shit out of that. Any guy that claims different is a fucking pipe taker.
not normal | October 7, 2008 at 11:30 am
What is up with that nose?!
Sport | October 7, 2008 at 11:32 am
“White chicks are such whores.”
Yeah, because we all know that when you see hookers on the streets in bad parts of town they are primarily white. oops, wrong demographic.
antoine | October 7, 2008 at 11:35 am
what’s up with pic 5 and the dude with the long face. I bet he has a hard time trying to find a ski mask that fits!
supersex | October 7, 2008 at 11:36 am
i like white whores
Drunkman | October 7, 2008 at 11:41 am
Look at that ugly chick trying to leech of Jodie.
Drunkman | October 7, 2008 at 11:42 am
Look at that ugly chick trying to leech off Jodie.
Deacon Jones | October 7, 2008 at 11:47 am
Ah, perfect. At least she knows her role.
Now if only I can talk my boss into hiring chicks like this as our secretaries…
havoc | October 7, 2008 at 11:51 am
Big ole fake tits and minimal clothing.
It really doesn’t get any better than that….
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MightyD | October 7, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Sweet mounds of cheapnest Batman!!
norton | October 7, 2008 at 12:30 pm
May I suggest that if you’re going to expose your panties that they don’t have a stain on them?
*Horf*
JaidenPaidin | October 7, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Cheap, silicone and trashy.
LOVE IT.
Gotta love a downright dirty looking slut.
Virgodoll | October 7, 2008 at 12:43 pm
If I had a face as hideous as hers, I swear I would have committed suicide, man, she looks filthy
Virgodoll | October 7, 2008 at 12:43 pm
If I had a face as hideous as hers, I swear I would have committed suicide, man, she looks filthy
Cheech | October 7, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Piece of ass. If you wouldnt hit, your a fag
Sell Porn Make Money | October 7, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Wow… I could punch the clown to that all day long.
Turd Ferguson | October 7, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Ppffffft…
Amy is hotter than this skank
fortune | October 7, 2008 at 1:11 pm
i like this
cyelsm | October 7, 2008 at 1:24 pm
“Yeah, because we all know that when you see hookers on the streets in bad parts of town they are primarily white. oops, wrong demographic.”
Actually they mostly like to hang out at sporting events, looking for a mandigo to support thier plastic surgery habit.
Rich | October 7, 2008 at 1:28 pm
I’m surprised she is wearing panties, what a skank. Lucky for her if she trips & falls her silicone will break her fall.
friendlystoner | October 7, 2008 at 1:29 pm
i`d bang that shit all night, tho defo not a girl you take home to your mum
Rich | October 7, 2008 at 1:31 pm
#8- Like there are no Black or Asian whores, yeah right!!!
Rich | October 7, 2008 at 1:35 pm
#18 are you nuts? I wouldn’t fuck that with a rented dick. I don’t want my dick to rot off from whatever she carries. FYI, I am a 100 percent pussy lover.
Peters | October 7, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Gross stain on her panties!
Alicat | October 7, 2008 at 1:52 pm
The stained panties take the attention off both her gigantic cans and her Michael Jackson nose… I didn’t think that was possible… *puke*
ok | October 7, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Three metrosexual shemales
BITINGONTINFOIL | October 7, 2008 at 2:10 pm
EWWWWWWWWWW! Is that a pantyliner I see under that stain?!
Nasty fug no-talent bag of meat!
Tasha | October 7, 2008 at 2:18 pm
pretty well looks like a tampon string to go right along with that stain. Nasty girl.
DUNFY | October 7, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I’d jizz in Jodie’s eyes and never look back. I’d eat that ass with a spoon and all that. I’d really like to test the tension of that rectum, whoo!
SATAN | October 7, 2008 at 2:56 pm
nine times out of ten i’d swim across the atlantic for the opportunity to put a red-ball gagger in her mouth and douse her in cheap vodka while fuckin her pile-driver style…
but that stain is such a turnoff.
whatisname | October 7, 2008 at 2:58 pm
that guy has a MASSIVE head…
ummm...yeah | October 7, 2008 at 3:46 pm
GREAT,
Just what the world needs…ANOTHER AMY WHOREHOUSE in the making!!!!!
That bitch is nasty as they come….
HEY WHORE, NEXT TIME YOU SHOW YOUR CRUSTY PANTIES, MAKE SURE YOU DIDN’T JUST FINISH YOUR PERIOD. FUCKIN CUNT.
Jess | October 7, 2008 at 4:37 pm
That is totally a stain on her 12yr old panties….