Jodie Marsh has great ideas for shirts

May 16th, 2007 // 120 Comments
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Jodie Marsh attended the photocall for her MTV reality show “Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The Aisle” in which she looks for a husband in a nationwide casting call in the UK. And really, who wouldn’t want to marry this? The class. The dignity. The great fashion sense. But most of all the class. It’d be like marrying the Monopoly man, only much much classier.

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  1. amy

    please nobody think that all us brit girls dress like this! if i ever see her im going to punch her in the face for offending my eyes so much. i hate this cunt.

  2. schack

    She (he?) looks like she likes guys to piss on her. If you guys don’t, I will.

  3. Nikita

    Isn’t this the same “shirt” she was wearing three years ago at some celebrity bash?!? classy!!! (check out superficial archives May 30-June 5,2004)

  4. Another classy hooker.

  5. deb

    worst nose job since Michael Jacksons

  6. michelle

    has out trashed Jordan, well done

  7. airin

    pity shes so fat

  8. Jerk

    I just vomited through my tear ducts.

  9. LaDeeDaDee

    @#53: Yes, I read it that way too, LOL! “Who’ll take her Up The A.$.$?” Oh, man! Assuming you can tell its face from its A.$.$ that is..

  10. Nikky Raney

    i wear belts for shirts all the time!!

  11. Mina

    Woot. England has their own Anna Nicole Smith! Since our reining vacuous-wears-inappropriate-clothes-and-looks-terrible-doing-so queen died someone has to pick up the slack!

  12. malicious

    #109 oh my god, that photo needs to come with a warning. She looks way more deflated here

  13. Hayleee

    England should be totally ashamed of this I know that the rest of the world should be subjected to our skanky “celebs”. She is just one that wont go away and nobody knows why she is in all the magazines with belts covering her wonky boobs. Men seem to love her because she is such a blatant orange whore. She makes me cringe!!

  14. aurélie

    wow who is that monster!!!!!!???????????is this even human???it’s hard to believe that someone even wants to take photos of that freaking bitch.for fuck sake please stop putting picture like these if you don’t want us to get sick or worse..die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Clad de Concarneau

    ha ha ha ha! who is that bitchy warrior. Is that for the promotion of a new Zelda (Porn Version). Who is that girl? I already hate her….She’s more Awful than Ingrid Chauvin!

  16. kingkong

    youve already written a story on this in june of 2004.

    i swear shes wearing the same shirt.

    ps. its called a brush.

  17. Jess

    TRUST ME GUYS…THIS WILL BE HILARIOUS TO WATCH..I LOVE HOW ALL THE UGLY BITCHES WALK AROUND THINKING THEIR HOT STUFF…AND WHATS UP WITH HER NOSE??? I GUESS SUMONE NEEDS TO FILL IN THE SPOTLIGHT IN ENGLAND WITH SKANKY VICTORIA AND JORDAN INVADING THE U.S!

  18. U lot r bre fukin sad i mean comon

    She is fit…

    and secondly y bother slag her off

    u lot dont hv da guts 2 try modeling

    she use 2 gt bullied and u lot

    r just as fukin bad

    so dont go runnin ur mouth bout her

    at least she does sumin rather dan jacking off on ur p.c’s all night long

    u Fucking wastemen…

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