Jodie Marsh has great ideas for shirts

May 16th, 2007 // 120 Comments

Jodie Marsh attended the photocall for her MTV reality show “Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The Aisle” in which she looks for a husband in a nationwide casting call in the UK. And really, who wouldn’t want to marry this? The class. The dignity. The great fashion sense. But most of all the class. It’d be like marrying the Monopoly man, only much much classier.

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  1. The superfish guy is on coke

    Is the picture fucked up or is that a weird looking nose? Whatever i’d fuck her.

  2. tonybiah

    typical white trash whore

  3. Binky

    “Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The…Aissllee” ?
    Oh. ok…nevermind…misread there for a sec.
    Pass the Fish & Chips.

  4. why would a man want to take another man down the aisle????

  5. Grand Druid Council

    #34 Binky, You have said too much, now we must silence you. You knew this was coming.

  6. Nikki

    To quote Vice, She’s looking for a guy who’s horny, lazy, and has no imagination.

  7. Binky

    #55 Shit the Druids are after me now.
    I thought the tax department was bad enough. Why can’t you Druids just dance around Stonehenge, whack off, and call it a day. (Or perhaps I have misinterpreted the subtle nuances of the sect?)
    And don’t blame me – I’m just a messenger. (Or was that the crappy Costner movie ? Whatever. Dramatic effect was never my forte)


  9. Pikachelsea

    Haha, could she look anymore desperate? How amazingly slutty.

  10. Binky

    And in other news:
    -Melinda voted off: Well. G W Bush was voted in twice, so let’s not get too upset. (Ok, maybe once)
    - Ron Paul wins Republican debate according to internet, C-Span, and Fox-News polls, but this isn’t mentioned in the MSM – he’s not even ‘clipped’ on Jon Stewart : Well. If it doesn’t quack at all – it’s not a duck.
    Please keep comments relevant to the posts:
    Well. When I was in King’s Cross Sydney (OZ) the ‘friendly women’ on the streets said:”Wanna go?” Now, according to the pic, they say “Will you marry me?”
    Welcome to the 21st Century.

  11. antisidekick

    the guy’s first competition should be designing an outfit that DOESN’T make me want to vomit.

  12. Evil

    Vomits all over her skanky face.

  13. miklo

    Damn… She is nasty… Cause I’d Tap That In a Heart Beat.

    She would make “bank” at any strip joint in this country and she could dress just like that.

    Lover her, f the wedding baby, i wanna do her now!

  14. Lisa

    my 3 year old daughter says “mummy, she has a pretty skirt, pretty shoes and a pretty belt!” hahaha

  15. Well. Ok.
    I must admit, she’s sort of cute, in a ‘must be a good cook’ sort of way.
    {Link is for the good Druids – scroll down to ‘I got one in too’ for info and for later preparations call in a good wedding planner etc, for the next solstice/Armageddon bash. (Watch out for the Koolaid)}

  16. The leg warmers are popular among strippers in the strip clubs now. I think there gross so I stay away from them. I’m sure the guys don’t think much of ‘em either. It’s like these chicks are dressing to impress EACH OTHER and not guys. Another example is the stupid, big bug eye sun glasses hollywood lamo chicks are wearing. How unsexy! Ya gotta give it to Pammy and Carmen and the rest like them. They dress sexy for the guys unlike that dork from the hills Conrad or other. I died when I saw her emulating that toothpick Nicole Richie with those stupid sun glasses@

  17. Binky

    Public at LARGE : So #34 How’d it really go with the chicks and the Jodie uniform ?
    Binky : Well. It wasn’t perhaps as exciting as you may have imagined, as we were all a few years from puberty.
    (But the orange fluorescent they made you wear were always handy for late night Halloween purge of the neighborhood)
    Oopps – this might not be relevant to the post. See my PR manager – Elliot Mintz.

  18. catman

    She’s not English. Nope, definitely not. Errmm. Ukranian, that’s it, yes, Ukranian. Or Canadian. Not English anyway.

    Fucking embarrassing, that’s wot it is.

    Roger Daltrey in Tommy.

  19. bonky

    Guys – the reason for the leg warmers and the wrist warmers for that matter is that this skank has a habit of moving her one night stands into her house after the first night, announcing their engagement within a week and getting their names tattooed in promininent places on her body. Then they dump her a week later when they realise that she is shit in the sack an alcoholic and a needy stalker.


    From the Halls of Montezuma
    To the Shores of Tripoli;
    We will fight our country’s battles
    In the air, on land and sea;
    First to fight for right and freedom
    And to keep our honor clean;
    We are proud to claim the title
    of United States Marine.

    Our flag’s unfurled to every breeze
    From dawn to setting sun;
    We have fought in ev’ry clime and place
    Where we could take a gun;
    In the snow of far-off Northern lands
    And in sunny tropic scenes;
    You will find us always on the job–
    The United States Marines.

    Here’s health to you and to our Corps
    Which we are proud to serve
    In many a strife we’ve fought for life
    And never lost our nerve;
    If the Army and the Navy
    Ever look on Heaven’s scenes;
    They will find the streets are guarded
    By United States Marines.

  21. OMG=she does look like Led Zepplin with boobz..

  22. Kim

    That is disgusting. Who ever attends the casting call should be shot.

  23. catman&scotlandyard:
    England can get fucked
    and kiss my ass…….

  24. carol

    Thankfully I left the UK just before this skank made it big. All she ever wears is belts, and most of the time it’s less around the bottom half. For Jodie, this is overdressed. Don’t the funbags look just divine being sliced in two?

    I feel like hatching some crazy scheme whereby all these wastes of space, (Paris, Jordan, Posh,TomKat) are all invited to a Hot Celebrity Cruise and “Oops, what Iceberg? And the phones are out? Dang!”

  25. Kamihi

    Unbelievably shes fake everything else (tan/hair/common) but those tits are real. Why is this crap appearing on here though British tarts are not decent gossip.

  26. JenLee

    She looks retarded.

  27. TexasTranny

    I’d suck her cock. Yummy.

  28. getyourhandoutofmycat

    I really doubt this ‘top’ would look good on any girl…

  29. hellcat1983

    Oh my god she’s so disgusting! I could never figure out how on earth this girl (and I use the term ver very loosely) can be a glamour model! And her personality is worse than her looks if you can even imagine. Plus, she’s so stupid and vain she’s had all of her own teeth removed to putin those white things which just emphasises her orange complexion even more…yuck!

  30. Shouldn’t this show be called “Fear Factor”?

  31. Nicole

    Aren’t women usually trying to make their boobs look bigger?hmm.. Hers look squished. I don’t know many men that think that is hot, but I am sure some will enough to be on her show! LOL… I could go on forever with her. She is great to make fun of. I am thrilled she is not from America. See sluts exist in every country!

  32. Totally,,,Iwouls so lick her
    am i 2 yung 4 a licquor license?

  33. doug

    I think I caught a disease just looking at her pic. Somebody give me shot, quick.

  34. jenster

    oh good, a new one. Because I was getting so bored with Posh and those katie& peter people. jeesus christ england, we get it, youre pissed over the madonna and the paltrow thing but for fuck sakes, you have gwen stefani, stop sending over your used up

  35. theresa

    Aye Caramba! I don’t need my morning coffee now!!

  36. tequila tramp

    This skank is toe up! If I had to wake up every morning and see that mess in the mirror’s reflection, I’d be high and drunk 24/7. Oh wait….

  37. Inyourendo!

    …”Who’ll Take Her Up The Aisle” is that what the kids are calling it these day’s? Subtle.

  38. now this chick looks enough like
    a guy, so I would fuck his brains
    out and move to Europe to live with

  39. #82= is not me ,fucker

    #88=your a sick motherfucker.

  40. CHROME


  41. LALA

    I can’t even begin to imagine why any woman would want to do that to their chest, mine hurts just looking at it. Is this an actually “REAL” woman or is it a tranny? Seriously, I don’t know, I want to know but I really can’t tell. And what is wrong with his/her nose? Is that on purpose?

  42. hellcat1983

    Believe it or not this is what she looks like AFTER plastic surgery! (And yes she has had a nose job)

  43. GUS

    Too small nipples for such a big boobs…. looks like a tranny looking for some love

  44. sweetnsnooty

    Who the hell is this skank? *pukes in trashcan next to desk*

  45. Dr. WooWoo

    Gives the phrase “cross your heart” new meaning :’)

  46. Master WooWoo

    She ate the groom and now she has his waste! *chuckle*

  47. pudella

    At first I thought this was a picture of a drugged-up Joss Stone. Never heard of this model. Wow she’s only 29? She looks at least 10 years older than that.

  48. I think that’s… look at the nose… oh my God… it’s Michael Jackson with boobs. Ick.

  49. Tracey

    OUCH! Those squished boobs look like they hurt!

  50. Mey

    ya’ll are ridiculous losers!

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