Jodie Marsh: Still classy!

October 22nd, 2008 // 67 Comments

My new favorite British monstrosity Jodie Marsh stopped by a radio show yesterday and sent out a request for sperm from any willing donor. You see, Jodie’s apparently a lesbian now but won’t let that stop her from trying to conceive. Because there’s nothing a child loves more than finding out its father is some dude with too much free time and a turkey baster. The Sun reports:

She recently admitting she’s started a relationship with hairdresser NINA.
Jodie said: “I’ve had loads of s**t men. I can see why women turn lesbian, because you get to the point where you’re sick of hearing so much f***ing bull***t, so you start to look elsewhere.”

Here’s the best part: Right after her nationwide request for man sauce, Jodie scooted off to a local Starbucks to promote the “Bring Your Own Mug” event to reduce waste. Yeah. So, to all my readers across the pond, you might want to order that latte with a shot of penicillin. Or you can dodge the pee-burning bullet altogether and get your Dunkin on. Do they even have those in England? If not, immediately start swimming west. I’ll save a glazed for you.

Photos: The Sun, WENN

  1. Dean

    I can’t stop looking at her nose.

  2. ishi-san

    @ 26: I don’t want to sound nasty, but do you think their are only male sperms? Actually they don’t really have any gender yet at this stage :-)

  3. From what I remember sperm don’t have a gender but a gender related chromosome x or y so having a male sperm is just as stupid as having a female.

    But to have BOTH a male and female and in love!?!
    it’s as retarded as saying we’re all born female.

  4. toolboy

    Awesome! Finally a landfill to send my tadpoles to. With all this “Green save the planet” stuff going on, I was recycling everything. I was getting kind of tired of spanking it into a cup and then slamming it down like a shot. No more Green Guilt for me, I’m whacking into envelopes and sending them to Jodie!!

  5. britney's weave

    yeah… that’s why women “turn” gay… wow, she’s fucking brilliant.

  6. I didn’t know men masturbated with turkey basters.

  7. Haha

    briliant meow.

    Think the superficial writer had better tell us how he manages that.

  8. Deacon Jones

    Damn Fish, looks like I missed a lot of good posts yesterday…

    Pic 1 is basically the first thing that goes thru my mind when a broad opens her mouth to speak to me, followed by a slow motion cumshot across ye ole brow!

  9. Pilatunes

    I’ll gladly donate so long as she doesn’t come scrounging for support after the fact. If she gets tons of donors, can she do sperm cocktails in order to get pregnant? Or is it first come first serve?

    Oh, and who the fuck is she anyway?

  10. Superevil

    I’ll hook her up but she’s gonna have to fart it out if she wants it bad enough

  11. JT

    Has no one stopped and thought about that horrid nose job?

  12. That nose is mesmerizing.
    Bob Hope’s was less imposing.

  13. Duke Steele

    Hey, all you guys reading this: I wouldn’t this SKANK with YOUR dicks!

  14. Duke Steele

    Hey, all you guys reading this: I wouldn’t do this skank with YOUR dicks!

  15. Pilatunes

    I dunno Duke, if I save up for long enough, I can really let fly. You might not even have to get close enough to touch if she holds still and your aim is good.

  16. Wow…, she is so sexy and hot. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

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