Jocelyn Wildenstein looks really really good

March 7th, 2008 // 140 Comments

Don’t know who Jocelyn Wildenstein is? She’s a New York socialite who’s reportedly spent over $4,000,000 on plastic surgery over the years to keep her husband (God knows why it didn’t work). And yeah, I know what you’re thinking: “Only $4 million?” Shocking, isn’t it? Look at that craftsmanship. I would’ve guessed work that good would be worth at least double that. Wait, did I say double that? Because I meant a half eaten Hot Pocket. It’d be worth exactly a half eaten Hot Pocket. If I got within a hundred feet of this woman, my only thought would be to shoot her with a tranquilizer, throw her in a cage, and sell her to a zoo.

To see all 32 photos of the Cat Woman’s Chow Down, visit BauerGriffinOnline.com.

NOTE: What would compel anybody in the world to look at that face and think, “I must touch those breasts.” My guess is he lost a bet, and it was either this, or put his penis in a garbage disposal. I still think he made the wrong choice.

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  1. Cheeseburger

    I know this site is about being, well, superficial…but I can’t help but feel bad for her. Surely she can afford to have her face fixed?

  2. Adam D

    You know what the sad thing is, this woman has been like this for over a decade and is known in NY as The Bride of Wildenstein.

    She has probably made back millions on malpractice suits against the surgeons lol. Someone dump a bucket of water on her so we can all hear her say What a world what a world!!!!

    A man who died having OD’d on Viagara couldnt get it up for this horrendous looking thing!!!

  3. bad-one

    She looks like a mess. While he is so handsome. I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “WealthyRomance.com” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

  4. FFF

    Christ! Take this post down. It’s disgusting!

  5. whatever

    @96 – Holy crap. She wasn’t exactly a beauty queen to begin with, but she looked like a normal human being. That poor, stupid woman. I’m sure she could have found another man that wouldn’t have cheated on her instead of turning her face into a freakshow.

  6. LP

    If you put her name in the image search in yahoo you can see a before picture.

  7. Spam Artist

    Hi, Jocelyn Wildenstein has joined up with millionaire dating site http://www.shewantsyouinherbed.com. Sign up today and you could be dating her!

  8. Jenny

    omg its elephant (wo)man

  9. 39

    OMFG LMAO@CHEETARA. Well done

  10. NY Ted

    If you’re born ugly…you’ll live ugly…and die ugly…and no $4M worth of plastic surgery will ever change that!

    Ugly Bitch must have lots of money though to keep any man within 1,000 yards of her…unfortunately they have to tie a pork-chop around her neck for the pet dog to play with her!

  11. TX gal77

    Nip/Tuck even did an episode this season about a CRAZY lady who wanted to look like a cat…she had to be the inspiration for that. I would have only charged her 2M to beat her with a baseball bat and she would have got the same results.

  12. There was once a series on tv called Beauty and the Beast – she looks like the beast guy.

    Poor gal – she oughta sue.

  13. Jackie Blue

    She looks like a burn victim.

  14. Toni Epstein

    The poor woman looks like a recovering burn victim…how sad!!!!

  15. Toni Epstein

    The poor woman looks like a recovering burn victim…how sad!!!!

  16. Tim

    The dish and the spoon called: they want the fiddle back.

  17. maria

    ughh . what took you so ugly ? O_O

  18. WHO

    old man and young lady!good partner , but this always is misunderstood by other people ,really their relastionship don’t like those on wealthydater.com?

  19. BenDoverman

    Does that rich dude not know he can have escorts every weekend. Some look like lingerie models, here are some examples in San Diego alone http://www.eros-sandiego.com/sections/san_diego_escorts.htm
    , click on Bella on the left thumbnails. Why should he settle for this one woman?

  20. rbseaking1

    Geezuz..The last pic looks as if he’s about to give CPR to an unconcious truck driver with vomit on his mouth.

  21. darth nader

    I have seen animatronic puppets that look more human than that, she looks like a mutant sea horse.

  22. Jay Gee

    Man if thats what she looks like after all of the surgery, I am scared to think of what she looked like before

  23. menel

    elle était plus belle avant pourquoi elle ne des pas refair le visage elle edt trop moche c horrible mais je dis rien c c gout

  24. MissBlaze43

    Here’s the kicker; SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL BEFORE SHE SURGERIES!!!!

    Don’t believe me? Yahoo has a site listed, Jocelyn Wildenstein’s BEFORE picture – and yes – it’s really her!

    One should ask what this woman’s mental status is to have done all this to herself where there was absouletly NOTHING wrong with her.

    Go check it ou and see for yourself!

  25. MissBlaze43

    Here’s the kicker; SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL BEFORE THE SURGERIES!!!!

    Don’t believe me? Yahoo has a site listed, Jocelyn Wildenstein’s BEFORE picture – and yes – it’s really her!

    One should ask what this woman’s mental status is to have done all this to herself where there was absouletly NOTHING wrong with her.

    Go check it ou and see for yourself!

  26. MissBlaze43

    Here’s the kicker; SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL BEFORE THE SURGERIES!!!!

    Don’t believe me? Yahoo has a site listed, Jocelyn Wildenstein’s BEFORE picture – and yes – it’s really her!

    One should ask what this woman’s mental status is to have done all this to herself where there was absouletly NOTHING wrong with her.

    Go check it ou and see for yourself!

  27. Gary

    Jocelyn looks just like the guy from the Cher movie “Mask”. She is DISGUSTING……..!!!!!!!!!

  28. soc

    sexoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  29. Hilarious post. Even funniwe pictures. Thank you for that!

  30. Mike Waters

    Jocelyne Wildenstein is now dating a guy named Lonnie Barnett I believe.

  31. David Jones

    Yes, Jocelyne Wildenstein is definitely dating Millionaire Lonnie Barnett.

  32. David Jones

    Yes, Jocelyne Wildenstein is definitely dating Millionaire Lonnie Barnett.

  33. Bart Relup

    Reality Television Star, Lonnie Barnett of NYC is rumored to be dating Eccentric Jocelyne Wildenstein. Lonnie Barnett also makes duplicate jewelry for the stars. He was found on a blog by bravo tv. He is funny charismatic. If you don’t know him…you will…stay tuned.

    Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods.

  34. david pierce

    Lonnie barnett is going to make a great TV STAR!

  35. mike benton

    LONNIE BARNETT, jeweler to the stars, has a new crush…Candy Spelling. “She is intriguing…she does many things for charity…and she is very funny.” Where hasJocelyne Wildenstein been? Stay tuned…..

  36. Terry White

    Lonnie Barnett makes replica jewelry for celebrities whenever they don’t want to wear their real jewels in public or there is a security issue. They are really outstanding works of art.

  37. Twitter News

    Lonnie Barnett and Jocelyne Wildenstein were seen getting in the back of Jocelyne’s Bentley and speeding off down Wilshire Blvd. What an interesting pair the couple makes.

  38. Cnn Twitter News

    Lonnie Barnett and millionairess Jocelyne Wildenstein were shopping for engagement rings it was last reported.

  39. Damien Buttufucco

    Lonnie Barnett and Jocelyne Wildenstein were spotted in NYC shopping at Hermes. She was trying on scarves and he was giving her advice. She looked happy.

  40. Mike Waters
    Commented on this photo:

    Lonnie Barnett is on again with Jocelyne Wildenstein.

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