Despite reports that Joaquin Phoenix’s rap career is an elaborate hoax for a documentary, his rep Susan Patricola sent the following statement to MTV News to set the record straight/basically admit her client is fucking batshit:
“The transition from one career to another is never seamless. It should come as no surprise to anyone that Joaquin came from a musical family, in addition to winning a Golden Globe for his portrayal of Johnny Cash,” Patricola wrote in an e-mail. “He intends on exploring his musical interests despite speculative, negative or positive reactions.”
Oh, Joaquin Phoenix won a Golden Globe for playing Johnny Cash. So by that logic, if Brad Pitt had won for Benjamin Button, he would’ve gained the creative license to age backwards. Jesus. Are you sure this was Joaquin’s rep who wrote this and not the guy he shoots heroin with inside a teepee?
RichPort's Ghost | January 29, 2009 at 1:50 pm
MC Douche
Andy | January 29, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Joacleft, you’re no Andy Kaufman.
JACK MEHOFF | January 29, 2009 at 1:56 pm
WHAT A DICK
el benow | January 29, 2009 at 1:56 pm
that man is SO hot. want to touch the hiney.
Cynthia | January 29, 2009 at 1:56 pm
The movie he’s making will be as funny as Tom Green.
Jessica Simpson | January 29, 2009 at 2:00 pm
He looks fat, but it’s probably his unflattering outfit.
Kim Kardashian | January 29, 2009 at 2:01 pm
His penis is a size 2.
Deacon Jones | January 29, 2009 at 2:01 pm
What was with that whole sister love story in Gladiator anyways?? (doing Rip Taylor impersonation)
Britney Spears | January 29, 2009 at 2:02 pm
He was hot before he starting taking drugs and totally let himself go.
mimi | January 29, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Praying for hiney.
Tom Cruise | January 29, 2009 at 2:04 pm
He stole my bathhouse disguise.
Lindsay Lohan | January 29, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Reminds me of the time I was really wasted and I put sunglasses right above Samantha’s clit.
Max Planck | January 29, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Smokers suck.
ChuckXIII | January 29, 2009 at 2:15 pm
SERIOUSLY……WTF? Is he trying to be Andy Kaufman???
Jrz | January 29, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Joacleff….that’s clever.
Anyhoo…..zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
KatKat | January 29, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Is that his peen poking through the hole in his pants?
Ummm...yeah... | January 29, 2009 at 2:41 pm
OMFG! He needs to just fucking die already! Nasty ass fool! I hope he falls off the fucking stage again..this time breaking his stupid neck.
Danielle ...is back, i guess. | January 29, 2009 at 2:43 pm
This site is still boring as fck.
jt | January 29, 2009 at 2:48 pm
this is obviously so fake. such a hoax
Thomas Paine | January 29, 2009 at 2:53 pm
You know who isn’t serious about his rap career?
Us. All of the people of the earth.
ZOD | January 29, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Is it just me or does he not look like the Geico Caveman.
ZOD | January 29, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Is it just me or does he not look like the Geico Caveman.
Vince Lombardi | January 29, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Why couldn’t he have died, instead of Bernie Mac?
Bobo | January 29, 2009 at 3:32 pm
How can anyone get behind a rapper that wears cords onstage?? I mean, freakin’ CORDS!
lattygirl | January 29, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I don’t believe it for a second. This is right up there with Britney’s ‘no-really-i’m-a-virgin’ and Michael Jackson’s ‘these-are-my-biological-kids’.
C’mon, Joaquin! Jokes up, be a good sport.
blahblahblah | January 29, 2009 at 5:21 pm
#24.
those arn’t cords, douche. they are grey jeans.
but how can anyone take someone seriously when they have pubes on their face?
bop | January 29, 2009 at 5:40 pm
LOL. I thought he was sexy in Walk the Line, We Own the Night, and a few others, and a good actor. I think he has a drug problem.
Lol to the hole in his pants though.
bop | January 29, 2009 at 5:41 pm
LOL. I thought he was sexy in Walk the Line, We Own the Night, and a few others, and a good actor. I think he has a drug problem.
Lol to the hole in his pants though.
cam | January 29, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Watch the interviews with him,..Before and after his “Yeah I’m going to be a musican now” deal. He’s OBVIOUSLY acting. (too bad he’s not a good enough actor to be remotely convincing. On the spot without 100 retakes, a script and a cue card girl standing there he’s as bad as any d-rate soap opera actor.
His Career was going dormant so this is a publicity stunt, there will probably be some crappy TV show or web site that uses this as their “Wow, we punkd those reporters and the crowds they never saw it coming! Yeah we’re underground! I’m Andy Kaufman!!” opening skit. (Looks like something stupid and poorly done enough to be on SuperDeluxe) to bad anyone with half a brain can see this is a bad spoof job.
Epic fail on their part.
Also all you fanboys, he was crap in walk the line, but Cash was suck a killer icon that you could make a movie about him with a chimp as the lead role and you’d win an award.
And the obligatory HARELIP!
timmy the dying boy | January 29, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Were it not for the coattails of his dearly departed brother (the talented one), this dork would consider himself lucky to have his cushy job unloading trucks on the Wal-Mart night shift.
gerard Vandenberg | January 29, 2009 at 10:38 pm
OFCOURSE, grizzly adams was serious about the bears too, folks!!
irishslut | January 30, 2009 at 12:32 am
I don’t care what he does–I love him. And #25 don’t forget about Paris’ statement “I’ve only fucked a few guys” I would still let this guy go balls deep and swim in a pool of shit to toss his salad.
Minty | January 30, 2009 at 9:48 am
lol @20
C Alan | January 30, 2009 at 11:34 am
He has on 2 microphones, the one in his hand is obv going to the house system and the pack he’s wearing on his hip going to a video rig… what an horrible documentary it will be.
diddleysquat | January 30, 2009 at 12:14 pm
“the guy he shoots heroin with inside a teepee?” lolleddd
TJ | January 30, 2009 at 12:43 pm
The dude turned into a hare-lipped skeez.
Anybody who posts after me eats scab sandwiches with smegma mayonnaise.
Brit Blah | January 30, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Stop the madness Joaquin! I miss the days of Johnny Cash and Signs. He looked so dreamy in his tin foil hat :-(
River Phoenix | January 30, 2009 at 6:22 pm
I actually would like to see Joaquin do his Johnny Cash impersonation at concerts. That would be really cool.
micro sd card | May 24, 2010 at 5:13 am
I do not believe for one second. It is right up there with Britney. Michael Jackson’s.