Joaquin Phoenix makes art until someone gets punched in the face

March 12th, 2009 // 58 Comments

Joaquin Phoenix continues to shatter our perception of reality by pretending to beat up a fan at his “concert” last night in Miami, according to the AP:

He began rapping to a beat played by the DJ and nodding to the music, although most of the lyrics were unintelligible. Then he responded to someone who appeared to be heckling him in the audience near the stage.
“We have a (double-expletive) in the audience,” he said before jumping into the crowd. It was not immediately clear whether the two men exchanged any blows.
“I saw the guy screaming at Joaquin, and Joaquin just came down,” said Jorge Lledo, 30, of Miami Beach.

Joaquin yells at the guy “I’ve got millions of dollars in my fucking bank account, what do you got?” which lets me know right away this is a farce. With a cleverly-masked by a “documentary” heroin addiction like Joaquin’s, he’s lucky if has five maybe 10 bucks. Or a suitcase full of Pop Tarts.

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  1. NxIxCxKxMxAxNx

    who gives a fuck

  2. ……………….WAIT A SECOND, folks!!

  3. FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

  4. RichPort's Toast

    #10 – what’s your hangup with cocks, you cocksucking faggot?

  5. Lucky Breaks

    Bickus Dickus -You’re a real asshole. Those children had a very traumatic childhood and don’t deserve anything they were put through. Do you even know anything about the life they were put through? PROBABLY NOT.

    If he’s really going off the deep end then I feel bad. I really think it’s a hoax though.

  6. Dave R

    His career is over. Guess he thought he’d be “legit” like Cash by making a complete mess of his life. With luck like this he’ll end up like his brother too.

  7. Joaquin Phoenix is too deep for anyone to understand what he is doing with his career right now

  8. Joaquin Phoenix is too deep for anyone to understand what he is doing with his career right now

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