Joanna Krupa is doing it wrong and other news

The Superficial / March 23, 2010

- Janet Jackson either solved the secret of reverse aging or is the only Jackson who didn’t go to Mexico for a new face. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lindsay Lohan is designed Ed Hardy handbags now which actually makes all kinds of sense. [Dlisted]

- Mischa Barton still has cellulite. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jesse James’ ex doesn’t want her daughter around a man who bangs porn stars. Unless it’s her. [PopEater]

- Amanda Seyfried: America’s Most Fitness Conscious Vampire. [HollywoodTuna]

- Sarah Palin continues to cash-in on John McCain almost dooming us all. [TheFABlife]

- Gisele Bundchen apparently gave birth to her son while on the treadmill. [Popoholic]

- Suge Knight can’t help it. He loves jewelry! [Bossip]

- Robert Pattinson has a new-found respect for porn. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Kelly Osbourne is helping Dr. Phil give advice now. Why not? [ICYDK]

- Justin Bieber should take a good, hard look at Aaron Carter these days. [Socialite Life]

- Simon Monjack isn’t having sex with Brittany Murphy’s mom because she can “barely walk.” So let’s say she could… [Betty Confidential]

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