Joanna Krupa is doing it wrong and other news

March 23rd, 2010 // 27 Comments

- Janet Jackson either solved the secret of reverse aging or is the only Jackson who didn’t go to Mexico for a new face. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lindsay Lohan is designed Ed Hardy handbags now which actually makes all kinds of sense. [Dlisted]

- Mischa Barton still has cellulite. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jesse James’ ex doesn’t want her daughter around a man who bangs porn stars. Unless it’s her. [PopEater]

- Amanda Seyfried: America’s Most Fitness Conscious Vampire. [HollywoodTuna]

- Sarah Palin continues to cash-in on John McCain almost dooming us all. [TheFABlife]

- Gisele Bundchen apparently gave birth to her son while on the treadmill. [Popoholic]

- Suge Knight can’t help it. He loves jewelry! [Bossip]

- Robert Pattinson has a new-found respect for porn. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Kelly Osbourne is helping Dr. Phil give advice now. Why not? [ICYDK]

- Justin Bieber should take a good, hard look at Aaron Carter these days. [Socialite Life]

- Simon Monjack isn’t having sex with Brittany Murphy’s mom because she can “barely walk.” So let’s say she could… [Betty Confidential]

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  1. Greg

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  2. Greg

    Maybe I should have been a douche and said FIRST!

  3. Pigpen

    I heard that Simon Monjack eats a dozen bagels a day to maintain his weight. First he uses them to masturbate with, and after getting them all “cream-cheesy,” he devours them.

  4. Sadie

    A good hard luck at Aaron Carter? Wha?

  5. kjb021784

    “Continues to cash in on the time that John McCain almost doomed us all”

    Yeah cause Obama is doing such a bang up fucking job in office. Dude, you’re funny, but keep your goddamn politics to yourself

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  7. wizeguy

    DAY-UM !!!!
    now that’s one ugly bimbo ..seriously ..
    LAWD ! and the ‘coy’ expressions …
    WHEW !

  8. Joanna Krupa is really looking gorgeous I must say. But why she is branding for those things , she is really looking beautiful in that outfit . But don’t know why she is in news for certain news.

  9. Ally

    Needs a nose job. I like her dress though.

  10. Joanna Krupa is really looking is very hots and Attractive

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  12. Starmaker

    Nice eyes,good thick juicy lips.For esthetic reasons i’d agree it’s indeed better to take off panties.

  13. Teach Joanna how to do it, Superficial Writer. Show her there’s a better way. Actually she should just take all that shit off.

    Janet Jackson: I thought LaToya held up nice until 48 or 50. Then she had the last 15% of her nose removed.

    Mischa Barton: I didn’t know that was her in “The Sixth Sense”. Shocking, what damage 10-20 lbs. can do to her.

    Amanda Seyfried: Looks like she’s going to pounce in that third pic. RAWR!! Panther boobies!

    Sarah Palin is what ultimately doomed John McCain for me. I said, “Ha ha, RIGHT! Forget that!”.
    Now I’m not so sure anymore…
    Choosing the lesser evil keeps getting harder. They’re all SO – FUCKING – EVIL.

    (McCain changed his stand on the issues somewhere mid year. Got more Bushy and koo-koo.)

  14. captain america

    …………she was born in the united states?

  15. Dick Tree

    Hey Joanna Krumpa (whoever the hell you are). The dude at the car wash wants his face back.

  16. emily

    Wow, thanks for those couple of sites that tried to give me a virus!

  17. emily

    Wow, thanks for those couple of sites that tried to give me a virus!

  18. Kazar

    @captain america

    “…………she was born in the united states?”

    She was born in Warsaw. Poland is not in the United States, wise man.

  19. Kazar

    @Dick Tree

    “Hey Joanna Krumpa (whoever the hell you are). The dude at the car wash wants his face back.”

    Write something like that again. You’ll see what it is to shit on each other with fear.

  20. Joanna Krupa is really looking gorgeous I must say. But why she is branding for those things , she is really looking beautiful in that outfit .

  21. Boogeyman King Dong

    Who dat?!

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