Joanna Krupa is apparently hot right now

November 8th, 2009 // 78 Comments

Here’s model/actress Joanna Krupa in Vegas this weekend who’s starting to become the “It” hot girl of the moment thanks to an upcoming spread in Playboy. However, considering she used to be a “Juggy” on The Man Show, I’m surprised she hasn’t been goddamn knighted by now. What’s a matter, England? Don’t like knighting chicks? We’re done showering in the locker room together. And spooning.

Photos: Splash News, WENN

  1. andris

    She’s far more attractive than the average girl, but I do have to say the lips look fake. That being said i would absolutely destroy her and anyone that says “chin/jaw line or whatever else ruined it for me” is full of it.

  2. chuck

    the nose honestly ruins it.

  3. Sport

    creepy face FRIGHTENS me.

  4. Annie

    I for some odd reason am getting the urge to punch this chick in the face from looking at these photos…I am in no way shape or form jealous she just looks so fucking annoying to me!!

  5. i can see hot and i can see ugly

    20 – I sort of agree. I think this girl is pretty and striking – BUT if you look at her long enough she is funny looking, has some creepy looking features. I disagree about Britney being ugly. With proper makeup and maybe sleep?, Britney Spears has a good face – she does have an adorable nose, unlike this girl here. Not many celebrities are physically SUPER ugly, at least you wouldn’t think so if you saw them in the street. I think our standards for them – especially the females – are just higher.

  6. SO RIGHT

    See — that’s the whole irony…the nose is what makes her and the nose it what breaks her (for some). I think original noses have style and almost always look better than the fake ones. They may not be perfect but they add originality and make women look uniquely beautiful instead of barbie doll beautiful.

  7. e-rock

    I have met her a few times when I was doing swimsuit modeling with Venus Swimwear (where she got her start in modeling), and I can honestly tell you, she is not even remotely attractive in the face without all that makeup. Look at pic #12, YIKES. What is with the over inflated lips? Bad chin too. Now I’m not saying that I am better then her, but modeling just felt too… umm… superficial? for me. But she was rated #1 swimsuit model? I would have to strongly disagree. I think Bar Rafeali is WAY hotter. But thats just my opinion.

  8. laurente

    she has a bad nose job fake lips
    her face is all twisted looking and her boobs are fake
    she has no hips no butt and stick like legs
    this is a sex symbol
    please
    very average plastic looking gal that we see all the time in LA
    bad thin bleached hair too
    yikes
    guys what are you thinking
    nope I am not a fat homely chick

  9. TheVin

    All that surgery and she looks like Anderson Copper in drag…..

  10. In pic 1 it looks like she’s having trouble swallowing a load

  11. JohnnyBGood

    This girl is cute like alf is cute.

  12. I would eat dog$hit out of her ass and wipe herpes on my eye to hit that; she is so freaking hot. She is pretty much perfect.

  13. Bill O'Reilly

    Who the fuck uses the term wankers? Seriously, you eurotrash assholes need to stop commenting on here.

  14. See Alice

    The teeth are not half bad for a Brit .

  15. Elle Kay

    OMG, this c-u-nt licks her damn teeth once more, i’m going to hunt her down and rip her tongue out. Can you imagine how digusting she sounds? ALL the time licking and sucking her teeth. Not that she can help it because her large lips make it hard for her to swallow her saliva but still. I hope she dies in a firey plane crash. And don’t tell me i’m too harsh, because i’d probably want you to die in a firey plane crash as well.

  16. Kathleen

    She has a horrible smile!
    She would be attractive if her mouth didnt look like that

  17. Dave Mustaine

    Dude face!

  18. Yup, another bad chin/jaw= dude face. Don’t tell her parents, though.

  19. kraut

    Her face just throws me off. She’s got the surprised elf look going in just about all of the shots. Very disturbing.

  20. slimeball hater

    Most of the people commenting here are the most cretinous slimeballs on the planet. Congratulations!

  21. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Good Gawd! Her chin looks like a jackhammer bit! She should take her $$$ from the Playboy spread and have that thing ground down………

  22. Bu

    Stupid American alexz and other! you should be ashamed!
    sure you’re fat like a pig , eating hamburgers handfuls & you’r face looks like cow an_s! Joanna is a beautiful woman with the original face! don’t like artificial dolls from usa!(bleee)Poles are better than you!fought for you in Iraq and so repay you!?Joanna jeste? ?wietna,trzymam za ciebie kciuki!

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  24. Eh, she’s alright. Not too bad.

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  26. Raqhel

    Wow….I have been following Joanna Krupa’s modeling career for a couple years now and have always been one of her biggest fans. She has a perfect 10 body, with an exotic, unique and GORGEOUS face with the most intense blue eyes. The pictures above were clearly awkward shots taken on the red carpet and any actual publication would have tossed them. It is unfair to use the above pics as reference. Most other models, and especially other celebs such as actresses, have MUCH MUCH worse red carpet pics and those are typically tossed to keep the publicists happy.

    Kruppa is one of the hottest (sexiest, most beautiful) women on the planet, by far. She puts Megan Fox to Shame. I have been watching Krupa on Dancing With the Stars, and she can be silly and not afraid to actually laugh and have a personality- very much unlike other stars (such as Miss Fox, who wishes she had as big of lips as Krupa’s with the ridiculous amount of time she spends pursing them. She is pathetic).

    Krupa’s physical characteristics (including strong jawline and nose) are what makes her so ideal for modeling. Those features are consistent among most supermodels. Yes, of course she looks quite different in person than her magazine spreads- again, that is the job of being a model. Many actresses may be deemed “hotter” by some of you but when you break it down there is NO ONE (and this includes Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox) that have the face AND body to be a swimsuit supermodel.

    She is tall, insanely gorgeous and a goddess both by real world standards and model standards… Stop hating.

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  28. albert

    Yeah those models with strong jawline are considered for supermodels but lets be honest most of the high fashion models I see on the runway are not beautiful ..
    Models who dont have strong bone structure or have soft safes are still famous.or are better known..like Cindy Crawford, Claudia Schiffer, A. Ambrosio…or gorgeous Adriana Lima to me she doesn’t have the most defined cheek bone structure…but is well known all over the world….while the others with strong jawline are just for runway…and thats all.
    Joanna Krupa…she might have a nice body…but has a horrible personality and ugly face…sorry but true.

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