Joanna Krupa is apparently hot right now

November 8th, 2009 // 78 Comments

Here’s model/actress Joanna Krupa in Vegas this weekend who’s starting to become the “It” hot girl of the moment thanks to an upcoming spread in Playboy. However, considering she used to be a “Juggy” on The Man Show, I’m surprised she hasn’t been goddamn knighted by now. What’s a matter, England? Don’t like knighting chicks? We’re done showering in the locker room together. And spooning.

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Comments (78)

  1. b | November 8, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    yay

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  2. Smarm | November 8, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    bleh

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  3. How ya doing | November 8, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    id bang ‘er

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  4. Jami | November 8, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    Is it just me or does her nose and mouth look like the bottom half of Jim Carey’s face?

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  5. jamey | November 8, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    the nose ruins her for me.

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  6. Smarm | November 8, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    The Mr Potato Head lips ruin it for me..

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  7. http://www.thefamousphere.com | November 8, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    Butterface with ugly teeth.

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  8. whatever | November 8, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    At least her boobs look like they might be real. That’s refreshing.

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  9. computer zubehör | November 8, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    Joanna needs to sit down she cannot dance and has to laying bruno and lynn to keep staying on and maybe carrieann

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  10. Video Chat | November 8, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    shes looking hot, whoever she is

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  11. It Girl = I Will Fuck Anybody | November 8, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    Nice body, but a face with a mouth that should have a hook in it.

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  12. Puddin' Taine | November 8, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    Less collagen and more nose job please!

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  13. ppl | November 8, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    sorry, but i can’t get pass the face…uggh

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  14. leia | November 8, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    wonky eye, empty gaze, splotchy fake tanned chest and wrinkly vagina armpits….yuck.

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  15. RonRon | November 8, 2009 at 11:08 pm

    Is it just me or does she look like a man? Strong chin/jawline and strong masculine nose.

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  16. blah | November 8, 2009 at 11:10 pm

    great body. big beautiful boobies. real bad face. that nose is fucked up. given the chance, i actually couldn’t do her looking at that face.

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  17. sh'it' girls | November 8, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    What? So, chicks who appear as though they just took a shovel to the face are now hot? Didn’t get the memo.

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  18. Allofyou | November 8, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    It amazes me that you putrid wankers rip on a chick who is hotter than any of you or any chicks you could pull. Yet, all you putrid wankers drool over the ulitmate should-have-a-bag-over-her-face chick Katy Perry. I’d rather bee seen with Joanna on my arm than Katy tied to the hood of my car…

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  19. Allofyou | November 8, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    It amazes me that you putrid wankers rip on a chick who is hotter than any of you or any chicks you could pull. Yet, all you putrid wankers drool over the ultimate should-have-a-bag-over-her-face chick Katy Perry. I’d rather bee seen with Joanna on my arm than Katy tied to the hood of my car…

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  20. BB | November 8, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    Dude, totally agree with Allofyou. She may have some imperfections, but you talk about her like she’s ugly. She’s super hot and if any of you saw her out i guarantee you would think the same. It doesn’t make you look cool to nitpick and try to make a good looking chick sound ugly, it just makes you sound kinda gay. Enjoy the hot chick who didn’t have to go under the knife a million times to be considered pretty. Save the bashing for the truely ugly women (i use that loosely) in Hollywood like Britney and Paris.

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  21. Lazarus "Bubba" Tubbs | November 8, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    I absolutely HATE that beauty mark right above her right breast and I think two of her eyelashes are stuck together. What a pig!

    ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING CRAZY??? She’s absolutely stunning.

    And by the way — in case you’ve never figured it out — women can be beautiful without particularly being your cup of tea. Think about it…

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  22. UPinYA | November 8, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    Her face ruins it for me.

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  23. minx | November 9, 2009 at 12:41 am

    She’s not ugly, but there’s definitely something off about her face. Probably the over-inflated lips and the bad nose job.

    #20 you don’t know what you’re talking about. This chick has “went under the knife” written all over her face.

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  24. leia | November 9, 2009 at 1:11 am

    I don’t see why not finding a plasticy porn star looking girl attractive makes anyone a “putrid wanker”, but each to their own.

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  25. xmas gifts | November 9, 2009 at 1:21 am

    Thanks for the very nice post! It is really awesome . I just like her face very much . She has got really nice figure.

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  26. yuki | November 9, 2009 at 2:43 am

    know who else is in playboy?
    marge simpson and chelsea handler.

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  27. Smarm | November 9, 2009 at 2:55 am

    ” 18. Allofyou – November 8, 2009 11:22 PM

    It amazes me that you putrid wankers rip on a chick who is hotter than any of you or any chicks you could pull. Yet, all you putrid wankers drool over the ulitmate should-have-a-bag-over-her-face chick Katy Perry. I’d rather bee seen with Joanna on my arm than Katy tied to the hood of my car…

    You and 19 sound almost like the same person.

    Oh wait…..you ARE the same person. Next time give it a rest in between posts, might be more convincing, especially when you and your alter ego are both fucking insane….her face is flat out ugly.

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  28. Smarm | November 9, 2009 at 2:58 am

    ” 21. Lazarus “Bubba” Tubbs – November 8, 2009 11:40 PM

    I absolutely HATE that beauty mark right above her right breast and I think two of her eyelashes are stuck together. What a pig!

    ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING CRAZY??? She’s absolutely stunning.

    And by the way — in case you’ve never figured it out — women can be beautiful without particularly being your cup of tea. Think about it…

    Yea…..ok…..thought about it. Shes still ugly(and worse, you can tell she thinks shes the cats ass) and you’re still wrong. Thanks for the insight

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  30. Sickitten | November 9, 2009 at 3:57 am

    #29, F U. Damn! Her chin ruins her. It’s really the chin and jawline that is throwing so many people off. Her chin/jaw isn’t feminine enough to make up for her wide nose. Those who didn’t recognize this deal breaking flaw (in entertainment business) are probably ugly.

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  31. Sickitten | November 9, 2009 at 4:03 am

    28, she actually does think she’s the cat’s ass because she probably is the best looking person in her family. HER family, not the rest of the world. I hate these delusional bitches who need a sawzall taken to their jaws and chins, yet have no idea because they look at their eyes and their hair only.

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  32. wtf | November 9, 2009 at 4:16 am

    wtf. no one is perfect, no matter what you say. this girl is kinda boring and plain, but im pretty sure any guy who says shes “fucking ugly” is extremely shallow and will probably die alone because theyre looking for someone way out of their league, or theyre a flaming fucking homosexual. honestly, the guys saying shes ugly, are you saying you wouldnt walk out in public with her, you wouldnt do her.. she would be on the ‘ugly’ list of girls you hooked up with and regret? your girlfriend (if you even have one) is probably uglier then her. what the hell is wrong with everyone

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  33. dontlooknow | November 9, 2009 at 7:08 am

    Pic #8…classic, pre-Pamela Anderson posing.

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  36. Narcissist | November 9, 2009 at 7:28 am

    Looks like a discount Reese Witherspoon.

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  37. everybody hates Rough | November 9, 2009 at 7:41 am

    I reject the fact that a superficial dweller cant land a hotter chick than that…

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  38. everybody hates Rough | November 9, 2009 at 7:42 am

    fact Reply

  39. Sockpower | November 9, 2009 at 7:46 am

    #30
    So right. When I first saw her I was Uggh. The jaw line ruins it badly. Very nice body though.

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  40. headout | November 9, 2009 at 7:59 am
  41. rbb | November 9, 2009 at 8:31 am

    She’s look better with a pair of chin nuts on her or maybe one of those stylish H1N1 masks.

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  42. Lorynne | November 9, 2009 at 8:51 am

    Wow!!!she is super gorgeous.I’m a girl and I even think she’s amazing.Better keep these pics away from my man!hahaha

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  43. jaysus | November 9, 2009 at 8:55 am

    retarded mouth

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  44. havoc | November 9, 2009 at 9:15 am

    Blow job lips?
    Check

    Firm breasts?
    Check

    Vagina?
    Check

    Pure bangability…..

    .

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  45. saywha? | November 9, 2009 at 9:38 am

    she’s hot don’t get me wrong. the only thing is that this chick is considered the”sexiest swimsuit model in the world” by many publications, so if we put that into perspective, i think it’s fair to criticize her for her average looking face.

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  46. lame | November 9, 2009 at 9:41 am

    this woman is COMPLETELY overrated. she DOES have an incredible body but her face is absolutely horrible. i don’t know how she got that “sexiest swimsuit model” status but it’s not justified when you see how wrecked her face is.

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  47. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | November 9, 2009 at 9:49 am

    She’s cute with a Reese Witherspoon face.

    I’d be honored to hit.

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  48. alexz | November 9, 2009 at 10:15 am

    and she’s polish? bleeeeeeeeeh!

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  49. Mal Gusto | November 9, 2009 at 10:17 am

    This chick should be careful. Didn’t a butterface actress/model end up dead in a suitcase recently. Just sayin’

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  50. Eggy | November 9, 2009 at 10:53 am

    NO. SE

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