Joanna Krupa is apparently hot right now

November 8th, 2009 // 78 Comments

Here’s model/actress Joanna Krupa in Vegas this weekend who’s starting to become the “It” hot girl of the moment thanks to an upcoming spread in Playboy. However, considering she used to be a “Juggy” on The Man Show, I’m surprised she hasn’t been goddamn knighted by now. What’s a matter, England? Don’t like knighting chicks? We’re done showering in the locker room together. And spooning.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. Smarm

    bleh

  2. How ya doing

    id bang ‘er

  3. Jami

    Is it just me or does her nose and mouth look like the bottom half of Jim Carey’s face?

  4. jamey

    the nose ruins her for me.

  5. Smarm

    The Mr Potato Head lips ruin it for me..

  6. whatever

    At least her boobs look like they might be real. That’s refreshing.

  7. Joanna needs to sit down she cannot dance and has to laying bruno and lynn to keep staying on and maybe carrieann

  8. shes looking hot, whoever she is

  9. It Girl = I Will Fuck Anybody

    Nice body, but a face with a mouth that should have a hook in it.

  10. Puddin' Taine

    Less collagen and more nose job please!

  11. ppl

    sorry, but i can’t get pass the face…uggh

  12. leia

    wonky eye, empty gaze, splotchy fake tanned chest and wrinkly vagina armpits….yuck.

  13. RonRon

    Is it just me or does she look like a man? Strong chin/jawline and strong masculine nose.

  14. blah

    great body. big beautiful boobies. real bad face. that nose is fucked up. given the chance, i actually couldn’t do her looking at that face.

  15. sh'it' girls

    What? So, chicks who appear as though they just took a shovel to the face are now hot? Didn’t get the memo.

  16. Allofyou

    It amazes me that you putrid wankers rip on a chick who is hotter than any of you or any chicks you could pull. Yet, all you putrid wankers drool over the ulitmate should-have-a-bag-over-her-face chick Katy Perry. I’d rather bee seen with Joanna on my arm than Katy tied to the hood of my car…

  17. Allofyou

    It amazes me that you putrid wankers rip on a chick who is hotter than any of you or any chicks you could pull. Yet, all you putrid wankers drool over the ultimate should-have-a-bag-over-her-face chick Katy Perry. I’d rather bee seen with Joanna on my arm than Katy tied to the hood of my car…

  18. BB

    Dude, totally agree with Allofyou. She may have some imperfections, but you talk about her like she’s ugly. She’s super hot and if any of you saw her out i guarantee you would think the same. It doesn’t make you look cool to nitpick and try to make a good looking chick sound ugly, it just makes you sound kinda gay. Enjoy the hot chick who didn’t have to go under the knife a million times to be considered pretty. Save the bashing for the truely ugly women (i use that loosely) in Hollywood like Britney and Paris.

  19. Lazarus "Bubba" Tubbs

    I absolutely HATE that beauty mark right above her right breast and I think two of her eyelashes are stuck together. What a pig!

    ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING CRAZY??? She’s absolutely stunning.

    And by the way — in case you’ve never figured it out — women can be beautiful without particularly being your cup of tea. Think about it…

  20. UPinYA

    Her face ruins it for me.

  21. minx

    She’s not ugly, but there’s definitely something off about her face. Probably the over-inflated lips and the bad nose job.

    #20 you don’t know what you’re talking about. This chick has “went under the knife” written all over her face.

  22. leia

    I don’t see why not finding a plasticy porn star looking girl attractive makes anyone a “putrid wanker”, but each to their own.

  23. Thanks for the very nice post! It is really awesome . I just like her face very much . She has got really nice figure.

  24. yuki

    know who else is in playboy?
    marge simpson and chelsea handler.

  25. Smarm

    ” 18. Allofyou – November 8, 2009 11:22 PM

    It amazes me that you putrid wankers rip on a chick who is hotter than any of you or any chicks you could pull. Yet, all you putrid wankers drool over the ulitmate should-have-a-bag-over-her-face chick Katy Perry. I’d rather bee seen with Joanna on my arm than Katy tied to the hood of my car…

    You and 19 sound almost like the same person.

    Oh wait…..you ARE the same person. Next time give it a rest in between posts, might be more convincing, especially when you and your alter ego are both fucking insane….her face is flat out ugly.

  26. Smarm

    ” 21. Lazarus “Bubba” Tubbs – November 8, 2009 11:40 PM

    I absolutely HATE that beauty mark right above her right breast and I think two of her eyelashes are stuck together. What a pig!

    ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING CRAZY??? She’s absolutely stunning.

    And by the way — in case you’ve never figured it out — women can be beautiful without particularly being your cup of tea. Think about it…

    Yea…..ok…..thought about it. Shes still ugly(and worse, you can tell she thinks shes the cats ass) and you’re still wrong. Thanks for the insight

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  28. #29, F U. Damn! Her chin ruins her. It’s really the chin and jawline that is throwing so many people off. Her chin/jaw isn’t feminine enough to make up for her wide nose. Those who didn’t recognize this deal breaking flaw (in entertainment business) are probably ugly.

  29. 28, she actually does think she’s the cat’s ass because she probably is the best looking person in her family. HER family, not the rest of the world. I hate these delusional bitches who need a sawzall taken to their jaws and chins, yet have no idea because they look at their eyes and their hair only.

  30. wtf

    wtf. no one is perfect, no matter what you say. this girl is kinda boring and plain, but im pretty sure any guy who says shes “fucking ugly” is extremely shallow and will probably die alone because theyre looking for someone way out of their league, or theyre a flaming fucking homosexual. honestly, the guys saying shes ugly, are you saying you wouldnt walk out in public with her, you wouldnt do her.. she would be on the ‘ugly’ list of girls you hooked up with and regret? your girlfriend (if you even have one) is probably uglier then her. what the hell is wrong with everyone

  31. dontlooknow

    Pic #8…classic, pre-Pamela Anderson posing.

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  34. Looks like a discount Reese Witherspoon.

  35. everybody hates Rough

    I reject the fact that a superficial dweller cant land a hotter chick than that…

  36. everybody hates Rough

    fact

  37. Sockpower

    #30
    So right. When I first saw her I was Uggh. The jaw line ruins it badly. Very nice body though.

  38. rbb

    She’s look better with a pair of chin nuts on her or maybe one of those stylish H1N1 masks.

  39. Wow!!!she is super gorgeous.I’m a girl and I even think she’s amazing.Better keep these pics away from my man!hahaha

  40. jaysus

    retarded mouth

  41. havoc

    Blow job lips?
    Check

    Firm breasts?
    Check

    Vagina?
    Check

    Pure bangability…..

    .

  42. saywha?

    she’s hot don’t get me wrong. the only thing is that this chick is considered the”sexiest swimsuit model in the world” by many publications, so if we put that into perspective, i think it’s fair to criticize her for her average looking face.

  43. lame

    this woman is COMPLETELY overrated. she DOES have an incredible body but her face is absolutely horrible. i don’t know how she got that “sexiest swimsuit model” status but it’s not justified when you see how wrecked her face is.

  44. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    She’s cute with a Reese Witherspoon face.

    I’d be honored to hit.

  45. alexz

    and she’s polish? bleeeeeeeeeh!

  46. Mal Gusto

    This chick should be careful. Didn’t a butterface actress/model end up dead in a suitcase recently. Just sayin’

  47. Eggy

    NO. SE

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