Here’s model/actress/Maxim’s Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World Joanna Krupa posing for the December issue of Playboy and breaking the annoying streak of quasi-celebs refusing to go nude FOR PLAYBOY. That’s like owning a titty bar and letting the strippers wear sweaters and beekeeper outfits. Or whatever metaphor fully captures my desire to see Heidi Montag’s breasts light on fire. I’m not picky.
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good grief, we all know playboy airbrushes, with that said…
I think it’s awesome somebody is actually letting it all hang out that’s famous. More should do it. I think Mariah Carey do it. It wouldn’t hurt her career one bit, and that girl is a pin up for sure! She has such a classic shapely look. Cocoa next, only not acting as naughty.
IF SHE WAS REAL…… AND… NOT FAKE ,,,, THEN I COULD SAY THAT SHE COULD BE THE HOTTEST THING AROUND BUUUUUT… SINCE SHE IS FAKE…. I HAVE TO SAY ……..GREAT AIR-BRUSHING AND PHOTOSHOPPING SKILLS HERE !!!!!!!!!
IF SHE WAS REAL…… AND… NOT FAKE ,,,, THEN I COULD SAY THAT SHE COULD BE THE HOTTEST THING AROUND BUUUUUT… SINCE SHE IS FAKE…. I HAVE TO SAY ……..GREAT AIR-BRUSHING AND PHOTOSHOPPING SKILLS HERE !!!!!!!!!
Weird. Her tits look natural until she puts her arms up in the last photo, and then it’s obvious that they are fake.
She has the same nipples as me. Perma-headlights unite!
Butterface. Plus she’s just a cunt in person.
AND WTF IS WRONG WITH HER TOES! *VOMIT*
To all the haters:
Who gave you the right to sit on your (most likely) fat asses and bag someone’s body? It is un-gentlemanly/un-lady like to say the least. Who cares about her ‘gross nipples’, ‘man face’ blah blah blah. Like she can do anything about it!! I would bet a million bucks not one of you looks anywhere near as good as her. And to all those people who reckon they wouldn’t fuck her, dream on. You’d be lucky to get a fuck period. Also, who the hell said she was offering to fuck you? Get back to her hand and shut the fuck up. To 155: It’s toes. Fuck off and get a life loser.
# 156 it is ur lucky day…you get a prize…Joanna’s toes..enjoy!!
# 156 it is ur lucky day…you get a prize…Joanna’s toes..enjoy!!
# 156 it is ur lucky day…you get a prize…Joanna’s toes..enjoy!!
Triple post!!! Cheers!!
ha..so many haters, CHRIST. she is for sure beautiful.
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TOES??? HANDS????
Damn, I was looking at her tits, ass, and, as much as possible, her crotch.
Silly me. I’ll go back and check out the important parts now.
P.S. LOVE those nipples, btw. She’s incredibly irritating, but that body sure isn’t!
GOT DAYUMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **hand claps**
I am just surprised that there are so many people who actually like these photos..totally unflappable
Is she the spokesperson for Women Without Labia or something? Looks like a badly photoshopped Barbie doll. Ugh.
Joanna Krupa nude Playboy video
http://vidsfree.org/video.php?vid=Joanna_Krupa_Playboy_Video
Nice nipples !
HAWT! you go girl.
Well, there went my good opinion of her. Skank.
I think I know her father…
Well, there went my good opinion of her. Skank.
HAWT! you go girl.
She`d trick me..
Why put a big star over her arse crack? You Yanks are so fucking prudish, and yet you’ve got the biggest porn industry this side of Zeta Reticuli.
check out her iphone app! hot!!! hoooooott!
http://joannakrupaiphone.com/
Amazing tits…
I’m soooooo glad she got kicked off of Dancing with the Stars. Her foot work really sucked, and the judges hardly noticed. (they were too busy staring at her tits) She’s no Brooke Burk
she is a decent dancer but she simply doesn’t have the curvy hips to go with the moves. It was funny watching her doing the cha cha and trying to swing her hips around…looked like a toothpick twirling around… The judges were way too kind to her.
missy wissy
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Wow your opinion is so validated,
answer this question: r u a professional judge?
im probably asumming not, because there is no way in hell a PROFESSIONAL judge would respond with such a trashy unrefined comment such as yours
considering joanna krupa was on the show for NINE weeks, I dont think anyone has ENOUGH LUCK to BS their way in a competition, especially dancing.
Eew, Brooke burke has a man face
u must be contradicting the millions americans that voted for her 9 weeks in a row.
Photoshop can make a pile of shit look ‘beautiful’, this isn’t special if you see past the airbrushing. Remember, women you think you might get a chance to sleep with aren’t airbrushed, .. well they might if you get hammered at the bar first.
You’re all sad little souls, get a life.
umm did anyone not notice her crooked ass toe in the 3rd subpic?? eww =/
Nice nipples (Although I have seen better………. Milla Jovavich, Farrah Fawcett, Bai Ling) Other wise, not very hot. Weird face, almost manly.
She is so sexy
Nice nipple
So, why not show every other girl in P’boy?
I don’t understand why women desire to pose nude. It makes my skin crawl thinking about how many gross pervs would know what I look like naked. I guess it’s that I’m comfortable being a normal, unknown person. Some people have to be in the spotlight to feel validated. I pity them. I don’t pity her for that body, though. She’s got a hot body. She should just keep it to herself and her man.
Picture #9..
Those legs are simply amazing.
oss pervs would know what I look like naked. I guess it’.
Beautiful face and sexy legs!
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