Joanna Krupa in Playboy

November 13th, 2009 // 199 Comments

Here’s model/actress/Maxim’s Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World Joanna Krupa posing for the December issue of Playboy and breaking the annoying streak of quasi-celebs refusing to go nude FOR PLAYBOY. That’s like owning a titty bar and letting the strippers wear sweaters and beekeeper outfits. Or whatever metaphor fully captures my desire to see Heidi Montag’s breasts light on fire. I’m not picky.

Pics link to NSFW versions.

Photos: Playboy
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  1. Hey now!

    maybe you can get a tounge lashing then…lol

  2. SO MUCH WIN IN THIS POST!

  3. Alitax

    Her breasts are definitely fake but they look good.
    What’s wrong with nips you could hang a tanktop on?
    Her vag looks perfectly fine, it’s how she’s posing that might throw you off.
    WTF is wrong with her toes? They look like f’in toes.
    There’s nothing mannish about her face…god.
    She has enough of an ass, and it looks fine, not “flat”. How much ass does a girl need?? If you want more, go sample Coco or a Kardashian.

  4. laurente

    so photoshopped
    she has such thin thin legs on the dancing show and no hips and a flat ass
    she also has fake boobs
    Guys those aren’t natural
    are you that stupid?
    another fake blondette!

  5. laurente

    so photoshopped
    she has such thin thin legs on the dancing show and no hips and a flat ass
    she also has fake boobs
    Guys those aren’t natural
    are you that stupid?
    another fake blondette!

  6. laurente

    so photoshopped
    she has such thin thin legs on the dancing show and no hips and a flat ass
    she also has fake boobs
    Guys those aren’t natural
    are you that stupid?
    another fake blondette!

  7. Vanessa Bee

    She looks great however the photos are really overly photoshopped. As far as her breasts are concerned in some of the photos they look very natural to me (similar to my own, not too big, natural slope, not bulging at the top). But in the other photos the one where she is in the silvery gold mesh thing, her breasts looks ridiculous.
    So I think her breasts are probably on the more modest side based on the first photo in which she is crouching in the white boots, and I think her breasts have been digitally enlarged for Playboy standards in the other photos.

  8. pay it forward.

    100!!! I get the blowjob eventhough I don’t haev a cock!!!! YIPEEE!!! This is my lucky day

    Maybe your bf would want it. You could watch, while he gets the hummer.

  9. Johnny

    Can I watch while #100′s bf gets the hummer?

  10. pimp

    I wanna suck on her asshole…

  11. Shiri

    She’s got great nipples and great tits. And I’m a straight woman.

  12. Nice, that’s a real woman right there! :)

  13. Lazarus "Bubba" Tubbs

    Hey #104. laurente…

    You got a lot of damn gall questioning other people’s intelligence when you’ve yet to figure out that you only have to press on the “Post Your Comment” button once!

  14. viewer007

    awesome

  15. sdfsdf

    “breaking the annoying streak of quasi-celebs refusing to go nude FOR PLAYBOY”?

    Huh?

    Krupa’s been in playboy nude before, so this ain’t no thang.

  16. Christina

    @116- The writer was saying she’s breaking the streak of non-nude pictures like Heidi Montag. He’s saying that she’s actually nude for Playboy which makes sense whereas the ones who refused to actually pose nude don’t make any sense to be in Playboy. You missed the point.

    Anyway, anyone who says she’s ugly is insane, but I don’t think she’s THAT hot. She has a good body for sure but her face is just not really that attractive to me. Nothing wrong with it, but not the most gorgeous either. I don’t hate her or anything but I really think she’s an idiot comparing her posing for Playboy to Kate Winslet being nude in films (I don’t think the Fish posted that but I saw it somewhere). Ridiculous considering the sex for Kate in the films was just part of the plot whereas the entire point of a Playboy spread is the sexual gratification of men…

  17. CrazyForThisSite

    STOP TRIPLE POSTING!! Double posting is bad enough!! She ain’t THAT bad! Her face’s kinda plastic, I’ll say that.. But her body’s hot as hell! Fake or not! And there’s not a single one of you who won’t jerk off to this pics, so quit the hipocrisy! Damn, I’m a straight girl & I wanna fuck her!! But then I would proceed to chop her head off & trade it for mine, of course.. Or maybe I should shoot a little higher and do so with Marissa Miller & Bar Rafaeli. Hum.. Ok, scratch that! Definetely one of the last two!!
    PS.: I wanna win a handjob too! Or would it be a fingerfest for me? Hum..

  18. One-hundred and twentieth!

    One-hundred and twentieth!

  19. lisa

    With photoshop they shortened her chin and softened the angular sides of her jaws. In other pics she almost looks like the housewife from Soundgarden’s Black Hole Sun video

  20. James

    I don’t know who she is. What I do know is, she is very attractive. She obviously is in great shape.

  21. sva1994

    Nice pics. But her first Playboy spread a couple of years ago was hotter. She was all wet in those pics.

  22. shortcake

    this mannish looking whore has some busted toes! they look like fucking fingers for christ sakes! HORK!

  23. Madden

    Sigh…yet another overly photoshopped, plastic blonde. Seriously folks, you need to appreciate real women, not one’s that are ridiculously fake.

  24. shwartz

    everyone who talks shit about this girl is just JEALOUS…. seriously just because your pissed off cuz you look like shit doesnt mean you need to talk shit about others to make yourself feel better. This girl is gorgeous. I hate HATERS! I stumbled upon this site and its hilarious how many of you guys talk shit about people who you dont even know and will never even meet. If you have nothing nice to say then shut your fucking mouth.

  25. hell yeah! i’m getting that issue.

  26. =============D

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  27. asdasdasd

    @118.

    oh i understood fish’s point, but it is flawed. This, again, because playboy didn’t convince anyone new to take of their clothes, playboy is effectively just recycling. I mean, what if they got Pamella Anderson (once again)? What that be breaking the streak? No, because Pamella Anderson is ALREADY a playboy girl as much as any of the normal monthly spread girls, and so is Joanna Krupa at this point. Plus, Joanna Krupa is NOT really a celebrity anyway: she has ALWAYS been more of a bikini model anyway rather than high fashion who, again, agreed to take her clothes off years ago. The fact is, playboy has NOT convinced a new celebrity to go nude and until they do, playboy is stuck in the same rut.

  28. paul

    This site is funny as fuck but he does this to get paid…..u fags analyzing this is sadder then watching my grandma masturbate…u all need lives

  29. paul

    This site is funny as fuck but he does this to get paid…..u fags analyzing this is sadder then watching my grandma masturbate…u all need lives

  30. wow ,, wanna to be like a celeb in the future … working hard on that…

    Rock Music Video

  31. wanna to be supermodel like her…. what a life celeb has gone…. dreaming on….

    http://www.therockmission.com

  32. elisha

    wow she looks perfect i can not fault her……oh man how i would love to have her looks and body

    i say if i did i wouldnt be wearing clothes eva some one that perfect doesnt need to lol it should be against the law for this lady to wear clothing

  33. sophia

    She was brilliant, humorous, generous, and crack a smile sometimes. This image of abundant emotions, absoulutely outpace her “HR manager, Monthly income over $10,000 ” life tag image. Express your emotion, let youself, life change to a poetic picture. A woman ???Sugarloves- c om??? like that always reversed all sentient beings, get the love of whole world man.

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  35. His Huge Greatness Himself

    After i created light,i created humans as well.I created most of them in the full daylight.But some of them were created in the twilight.There was only one day.

  36. ummmm….are you kidding?

  37. froufrou

    she looks fantastic. those breasts, and her whole body, are 100% real. Just because she has a perfect figure doesn’t mean she’s plastic. Those who say her breasts are fake obviously never got any. And for anyone trying to find flaws in her beauty, you guys have self esteem issues. I’m a woman, and i can attest to this chick’s beauty.

  38. phil

    What an ugly tub of lard!

  39. Larry

    #134: Anyone dumb enough to click that deserves to belong to a botnet.

  40. I think Joanna looks great and I know for sure that my husband would like these pics of her. I think I might need to try and hide them from him :)

  41. mensa

    Fish, FINALLY. For the love of god, I thought it was over for this site until I saw these. More, please.

  42. ============D

    130. paul – November 15, 2000

    ” watching my grandma masturbate” Sounds like a man with experience. That reach-around will come in handy for him.

  43. Rachel

    Why the hell are you homosexuals looking at her toes? She looks great.

  44. photoshop

    theres NO reason to be jealous of her because even though the PICS look great …she does not look this grat in real life !!!!!!!! PHOTOSHOP …PHOTOSHOP….PHOTOSHOP………..LOOK AT THE OTHER PICS OF HER ON THE OTHER POSTS SHE HAS BEN ON …SHE IS ACTUALLY NOT THAT GREAT LOOKING AT ALL !!!!!!!

  45. photoshop

    theres NO reason to be jealous of her because even though the PICS look great …she does not look this grat in real life !!!!!!!! PHOTOSHOP …PHOTOSHOP….PHOTOSHOP………..LOOK AT THE OTHER PICS OF HER ON THE OTHER POSTS SHE HAS BEN ON …SHE IS ACTUALLY NOT THAT GREAT LOOKING AT ALL !!!!!!!

  46. photoshop

    theres NO reason to be jealous of her because even though the PICS look great …she does not look this grat in real life !!!!!!!! PHOTOSHOP …PHOTOSHOP….PHOTOSHOP………..LOOK AT THE OTHER PICS OF HER ON THE OTHER POSTS SHE HAS BEN ON …SHE IS ACTUALLY NOT THAT GREAT LOOKING AT ALL !!!!!!!

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