Here’s model/actress/Maxim’s Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World Joanna Krupa posing for the December issue of Playboy and breaking the annoying streak of quasi-celebs refusing to go nude FOR PLAYBOY. That’s like owning a titty bar and letting the strippers wear sweaters and beekeeper outfits. Or whatever metaphor fully captures my desire to see Heidi Montag’s breasts light on fire. I’m not picky.
Pics link to NSFW versions.
Photos: Playboy
I really don’t get why Playboy magazine feels it necessary to always cover up ONE boob in some of their pics…it’s not “cool” or “artistic” or whatever, its just annoying.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THE TOES… also, fake tits. See the ripple about one third of the way up toward her nipple from the bottom of her breasts?
In picture three, specifically, in regards to my comments.
It ain’t porn unless we can see what she ate for breakfast, or she walks away with some spunk hanging off da chin.
Clearly no one knows the fact that she was in Playboy before….in possibly one of the best photo shoots to date.
She looks awful now compared to those old shots…
And just for all you fools:
http://www.majorwager.com/forums/mw-entertainment-forum/44360-joanna-krupa-playboy-july-2005-a.html
What a fabulously beautiful lady, gorgeous gorgeous pictures.
What a fabulously beautiful lady, gorgeous gorgeous pictures.
Whats up with her toes on #3?
She is crazy gorgeous though. Feeling a tad lesbian right now
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I have no idea who this broad is but those tits look pretty fucking fake. Also, too much photoshop but that’s Playboy for you. NEXT.
If she’s what some of you consider ugly…then I’ll take 10 of her please! I could be happy with 10 “ugly” women like her.
you fucking dogdicks.
She’s a polish girl…
This chick is fuckin’ hot! This is what Playboy was built on.
I would like to eat her pussy all day long. Thank you.
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What a good-looking woman! Simply stunning!
Thank you 56.Boing. The best thing about her is FINALLY a hot chick without RETARDED tatoos or that painful fishing tackle in the belly button. BTW if you want small nips-you’re gay.
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She’s your generic-looking blond glamour model. I don’t get the fuss. She’s nothing we haven’t seen a million times before… and much better too.
I’m a lesbian and she does nothing for me, except her breasts they look nice, her face though – hmmm no.
Dear Joanna:
I Love You, call me……………………………..
WETHER THESE ARE PHOTOSHOPPED OR NOT ..SHE IS GORGEOUS …I AM A WOMAN AND I BELEIVE THERE ARE BETTER AND MORE RESPECTFUL THINGS TO DO FOR A LIVING THEN SHOWING EVERY INCH OF WHAT GOD GAVE YOU TO ALL THE SEX-CRAZED MANIACS IN THE WORLD BUT OTHER THAN THAT YOU CANT DENY THAT SHE IS SMOKIN HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT VERY TRASHY !!!!!
WETHER THESE ARE PHOTOSHOPPED OR NOT ..SHE IS GORGEOUS …I AM A WOMAN AND I BELEIVE THERE ARE BETTER AND MORE RESPECTFUL THINGS TO DO FOR A LIVING THEN SHOWING EVERY INCH OF WHAT GOD GAVE YOU TO ALL THE SEX-CRAZED MANIACS IN THE WORLD BUT OTHER THAN THAT YOU CANT DENY THAT SHE IS SMOKIN HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT VERY TRASHY !!!!!
WETHER THESE ARE PHOTOSHOPPED OR NOT ..SHE IS GORGEOUS …I AM A WOMAN AND I BELEIVE THERE ARE BETTER AND MORE RESPECTFUL THINGS TO DO FOR A LIVING THEN SHOWING EVERY INCH OF WHAT GOD GAVE YOU TO ALL THE SEX-CRAZED MANIACS IN THE WORLD BUT OTHER THAN THAT YOU CANT DENY THAT SHE IS SMOKIN HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT VERY TRASHY !!!!!
Beautiful woman. But remembering how she behaved on that celebrity challenge thng, she’s a viscious, nickle-plated, fire-breathing cunt!
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wow amazing tits…. can i get the number of your surgeon??
she is an ugly woman inside and out
she has a decent body and nice tits (nips are a little odd) but the bitch has no ass! what is with playboy and flat-assed blondes?
This is a great example of what airbrushing will do.
Those tits obviously have implants in them – anyone can see where they’re placed in the breast; not the best job by the plastic surgeon. But those nipples are spectacular – I would shoot my load just by sucking on those pencil erasers. Amazing!!
Enjoy the eye candy but please remember it’s photoshopped to death.
Also, please tell her to stop the affair with the tailpipe.
p.s. It must be hilarious in Hollywood when plastic surgery victims start having the most ugly babies, not that any baby is ugly to it’s parents, but you know what I mean.
As a woman with real large breasts, I’d say those are real, and if they are fake then it’s a damn good job. See how the breasts are kind of flat at the top and then most of the weight pulls toward the bottom? That’s how gravity affects perkier boobs. They don’t necessarily sag, but the top gets flattened out a bit.
Anyway, this girl is fine and that is a gorgeous ass. She might not have the best face, but it’s still better than Marisa Miller’s.
beautiful body, ugly face.
click on pic # 8 and view it full size …look closely at the vag area …is it sewn up or something …theres nothing there but flat skin …im not sure but last time i checked vaginas didnt look like that ….weird..
click on pic # 8 and view it full size …look closely at the vag area …is it sewn up or something …theres nothing there but flat skin …im not sure but last time i checked vaginas didnt look like that ….weird..
click on pic # 8 and view it full size …look closely at the vag area …is it sewn up or something …theres nothing there but flat skin …im not sure but last time i checked vaginas didnt look like that ….weird..
Don’t know who she is but she’s not bad. Pretty much your typical Playboy stock; however, it is a lot better than Heidi, Marge Simpson and upcoming Tara Reid.
She’s on Dancing with the Stars. If you watch the show you’ll see that she has a flat ass, and a thin bony body. And she has implants.
Playboy never gives you a really good look at the cooter, its always hidden or blurry or water pouring over it. I’m of the old school…show me clear twat!
Looks a little like Liz Hatch.
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!
I don’t know. I’m not digging the face that much. Don’t get me wrong. I’d fuck her. But she wouldn’t be my first choice.
Oh my God. I would bite those nips right off.
Would you stop saying you’d fuck her. NONE of you would ever get the chance. Hot women don’t date nerds & basement dwellers.
The face is horrible…sorry cannot get past it..
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#100 receives a complementary blow job from #94 funeral guy.
100!!! I get the blowjob eventhough I don’t haev a cock!!!! YIPEEE!!! This is my lucky day