Here’s model/actress/Maxim’s Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World Joanna Krupa posing for the December issue of Playboy and breaking the annoying streak of quasi-celebs refusing to go nude FOR PLAYBOY. That’s like owning a titty bar and letting the strippers wear sweaters and beekeeper outfits. Or whatever metaphor fully captures my desire to see Heidi Montag’s breasts light on fire. I’m not picky.
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dylans503 | November 13, 2009 at 9:31 pm
eraser heads
Shea | November 13, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Good God would I love to suck on those titties. I give the pics a B minus for the sole reason it was Playboy, and not a porno magazine. Wait whats that? Playboy is porn?
JB | November 13, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Who is this broad? And shit, I think her nipples poked my eye through my monitor.
stroke | November 13, 2009 at 9:44 pm
official!
Lisa | November 13, 2009 at 9:46 pm
WOW!! None of this covering up bullshit, just all flesh and beautiful breasts, blond hair and natural goodness!!!!
Playboy seriously needs to go back to how it used to be!! God, I look at Heidi’s attempt and it looks like a photo shopped, maxed out airbrushing, alien mess compared to this!!
Joanna Krupa has ALWAYS been a favorite of mine. Just beautiful!! Love pictures 1, 3 and 8!!
STUNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nixie | November 13, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Whoever this chick is, she looks great! Good job, you should be proud of your body! But… WTF is up with her toes in pic 3? Yucky! I guess it’s weird I noticed her toes when boobies are flashing!
Harry | November 13, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Ever since this girl bitched out Terrell Owens on some reality show, she’s had my respect. Great t&a also help.
wow | November 13, 2009 at 10:10 pm
wow, just wow.
Porn Tubes | November 13, 2009 at 10:21 pm
looking ultra sexy in those pics!
Dude of Dudes | November 13, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Best.Nipples.Ever.
gueibor | November 13, 2009 at 10:25 pm
#6: Thanks mu’fugga, you’ve forever ruined that pic for me! >=(
Amber | November 13, 2009 at 10:29 pm
I’m a woman, and even I can appreciate such art. :D
Allofyou | November 13, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Last week everyone on here was trashing this chick out saying she’s ugly, wonky nose, too plastic etc. I’m glad the comments thus far have been positive. This chick is an absolute hot-ass woman!
Angelina Jolie | November 13, 2009 at 10:37 pm
I am a woman and I am not appreciating this…she isn’t that attractive
jojo | November 13, 2009 at 10:38 pm
wow I am really impressed!!! Perfect breasts, perfect hands and feet! And she is such a natural! A lot of charisma in the way she looks at the camera!!! Outstanding! If I got fake boobs I would ask for hers – just a perfect size – not too big and bimbo looking yet not too small..
Mark | November 13, 2009 at 10:46 pm
isn’t it obvious why you like these pix but not the pix of her last time…these are photoshopped and the last ones were really how she looks. Just admit that she is not that great looking.
Pooh | November 13, 2009 at 10:52 pm
She has an attractive masculine face.
The 9inch cock Man | November 13, 2009 at 10:55 pm
I Agree with Mark, those pictures of her not too long ago were so disgusting that I cannot appreciate these nearly as much
Anexio | November 13, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Okay body but those nipples are just gross.
I could hang my tanktops off of those things.
She should consider a nipple reduction.
OUT!!
Brüno | November 13, 2009 at 10:59 pm
This is worse than darfur this is darfive!!!
ISH OUT!!!
Hetero Male | November 13, 2009 at 11:10 pm
The nips are gross! Next!
anon | November 13, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Fish you rule mang!! Thanx, great pics! Yahoooooooo!!!!! Nice knockers!!! Fuck!!!
rgerg | November 13, 2009 at 11:14 pm
hahaha you haters are lame.. you wished you looked that good.. and those nipples are awesome! man face? really? are you on fucking crack? people are so jealous that they have to find a flaw with anybody.. piss off.
P. Diddy says | November 13, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Transsssssssexual!
Jolanna | November 13, 2009 at 11:21 pm
19 forget that, I could hang my tanktops off her nose.
Jake | November 13, 2009 at 11:23 pm
smokin hot. would fuck her in all possible positions and shoot it all over her pretty face. Also, great nips.
lady gaga | November 13, 2009 at 11:23 pm
I must say this woman has great fashion sense…love the shoes
Jane Doe | November 13, 2009 at 11:27 pm
I made a dump this morning that looked 10 times better than this chick…probably smelled better than her too.
Camera Accessories | November 13, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Good for her i guess..? some people find it empowering to be in playboy, other demeaning ….
Luis | November 13, 2009 at 11:33 pm
WOW, the jealousy of some of these posters is rather embarassing, for them that is. Clearly a very beautiful women with an outstanding body. Oh well, ugly fatties and some disgrunteled pinkies doing what they do best.
whatever | November 13, 2009 at 11:44 pm
SUPER hot bod. probably perfect. toned, not too thin, curvy…and PERFECT tits. nice and big, well shaped, perky, not porn star huge. BUT i could go for slightly different nips. and a whole new face. keep the hair, though. face looks better than in the last photos on here of her, but still pretty bad. even though her face is average at best, her body is SO SO SO great that i would DIE for a chance with her.
Mister Bored | November 13, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Those nipples are great. I don’t care… I wouldn’t say to no to her in any shape, form or fashion.
me | November 13, 2009 at 11:48 pm
ugly hands
George | November 13, 2009 at 11:49 pm
I would at the very least try to stick her nipples in my anoos
Johnny | November 13, 2009 at 11:49 pm
i’m sorry I don’t get the appeal of this woman
the nerd herd | November 13, 2009 at 11:54 pm
I have been waiting to see these photos since I heard she was doing playboy, but I am afraid I am experiencing a rather huge disappointment…it’s sad really… she had so much potential
Luis | November 13, 2009 at 11:54 pm
#35 Johnny
You don’t get the appeal of this woman because you like the appeal of a big fat cock in your ass
can appreciate this beauty | November 14, 2009 at 12:00 am
I’m a woman, and even I can appreciate such art. :D
totally agree with you, Amber, haha, that’s my name, also!!
Johnny | November 14, 2009 at 12:00 am
#37 Luis, do you have a big fat cock to put in my ass? I realize that you could be correct, I might actually like that, but I am not sure. Care to find out? ;)
Raymond | November 14, 2009 at 12:02 am
do not want
41 | November 14, 2009 at 12:06 am
41
The FAT COCK man | November 14, 2009 at 12:10 am
well if Luis doesn’t have the proper equipment that you are looking for Johnny, which he probably does not…remember you always have me!!
George | November 14, 2009 at 12:14 am
Me too Johnny! I’d give it to you good and proper!
Johnny | November 14, 2009 at 12:21 am
wow!! I LOVE this site! Luis, the FAT COCK man, and George, what are your e-mail addresses fellas?
Johnny | November 14, 2009 at 12:25 am
anyone else here want to show Johnny a good time? Apparently this is the spot to find gay men…I would have never thought
christmas shopping | November 14, 2009 at 12:34 am
Hmmmm… man ! What a sexy body Joanna Krupa has !! She is looking so marvellous .. I like her breast so much . They are so sexy. Good going playboy..
Kur Mudg Eon | November 14, 2009 at 12:42 am
Perfect nips and what looks to be a tasty dish down below.
christmas shopping | November 14, 2009 at 12:51 am
Hmmmm… man ! What a sexy body Joanna Krupa has !! She is looking so marvellous .. I like her breast so much . They are so sexy. Good going playboy..
Franchesca | November 14, 2009 at 1:02 am
Isn’t this woman old? She should really retire.
just | November 14, 2009 at 2:19 am
Playboy might just be listening. Either that or their last few efforts snapped them out of their airbrushing comas.