Joanna Krupa revealed to E! News in late October that the grueling rehearsals for Dancing with the Stars essentially killed her sex life. And as of Saturday night it hasn’t gotten any better:
“It hasn’t really improved,” Krupa told us this weekend of KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball concert. “My fiancé left town right as my time on the show ended!”
But things may take a turn for the better any minute now–if they haven’t already. Krupa said the two are supposed to see each other today.
“Hopefully, we will finally you know…,” she said, adding, “It’s been most of the duration of the show, which was 14 weeks. So, um, yeah, he’s not very happy.”
So, wait, her fiancé left town just as the air was right for having sex with Joanna Krupa and didn’t even make an effort to return? How the fuck does that even happen? Someone should probably let Joanna know she’s about to marrying a gay man because I would’ve rode an ostrich across a volcano just for a quickie. And I’m not just saying that because sex with me is short. That’s maybe 25% of the equation. If not, 40.
David Hasslehoff's Beer Farts | December 8, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Killer body but I’m not feeling that man face.
Harry Doyle | December 8, 2009 at 2:26 pm
photoshop
Tiger Woods | December 8, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Would definitely hit it.
kyle | December 8, 2009 at 2:34 pm
butterface for sure
Lickilocki | December 8, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Her anus taste like Lindt chocolate.
Osakasushi | December 8, 2009 at 2:44 pm
She looks gorgeous in the first pic but I’m not really feeling her body.
No ass, no waist, no personality…
She’s a beautiful woman but there’s not much special about her.
OPS | December 8, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Just think, somewhere in the world some guy is about to bang this after a 14-week wait and he will probably finish before he gets it all the way in. Sounds good to me.
Krupa's guy | December 8, 2009 at 2:46 pm
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Xin-Xi | December 8, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Who gives a fuck?
Drew | December 8, 2009 at 2:59 pm
@7
Your real life experiences shouldn’t be taken as a standard.
@6
You wouldn’t get to feel it anyway. Everyone wins.
I’m on a dick streak today. Print me off a gold star motherfucker.
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I find it hard to believe this chick had a dry spell. Unless she’s retarded and believes in monogamy….
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damn | December 8, 2009 at 3:15 pm
she thinks 14 weeks is bad… i went 8 months and when i finally got laid, it sucked :(
ps. hot bod, nice lips, pretty eyes, gross nose.
gö?üs esteti?i | December 8, 2009 at 3:27 pm
she looks perfect..
missywissy | December 8, 2009 at 3:27 pm
jeez! she’s probably not getting laid because all of the flirting she did ON AIR with her dance partner. My husband would have fucking left me had I kept joking on national television about having sex with somebody else. The dude probably just got sick of hearing what a fucking hoe she would be if she wasn’t “engaged”. That….. or maybe he’s a part of the Tiger Woods club and is just getting a bunch on the side.
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wow, cool…. husband is underlined twice in green.
missywissy | December 8, 2009 at 3:29 pm
wow, cool…. husband is underlined twice in green.
N.Y. Ted | December 8, 2009 at 3:33 pm
14 WEEKS…Fuck, she should have called Tiger Woods….!!!
Donnie Brassballs | December 8, 2009 at 3:48 pm
She’ll either be dry as a bone when her fiancee first touches her or she’ll make old faithful look like a school water fountain.
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http://www.thefamousphere.com | December 8, 2009 at 4:01 pm
yeah, sure. she hasn’t had sex in 14 weeks, but I’m pretty sure her fiance has. no guy waits that long especially for a girl who can hold out like that and definitely needs a bag on her head.
*see Tiger Woods news
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who dat | December 8, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Guys never marry, there is no benefit in it for YOU. There is plenty of benefit for HER. Bet this guy is bangin somebody else and she is in denial.
See ALice | December 8, 2009 at 4:08 pm
A body like that should be having a continious orgasm ………
Mr. Obvious | December 8, 2009 at 4:09 pm
@10
You’re on a dick streak today? Well thanks for coming out of the closet on thesuperficial.com. That’s got to be a load off your mind or actually cause of your “dick” streak, you probably like loads on you.
gotmilk? | December 8, 2009 at 4:20 pm
who is this chick anyway? never heard of her.
Drew, you think too highly of yourself. fuck off.
Fribble | December 8, 2009 at 4:24 pm
What, no toe-thumb??
Disgusting!
Hayzues | December 8, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Shit right now im going on 3 weeks and i cant take it..!! haha
Yeah... | December 8, 2009 at 5:08 pm
She has no curves…what is so attractive about this?
you like fat girls | December 8, 2009 at 5:23 pm
She is curvy enough.
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hes boning other women, no doubt about it.
Chuck | December 8, 2009 at 6:11 pm
I would sex her for 14 weeks straight with a bathtub full of Viagra.
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@ #29
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Nice T&A…. If she needs somebody to hit that, I’ll do my duty…:D
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Joanna Krupa, is very gorgeous, I guess she has more things to do in life so 14 weeks isn’t a big time also.
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