Joanna Krupa’s In A Bikini Again And Other News

August 17th, 2012 // 15 Comments

- Kate Upton says she’ll make Robert Pattinson feel all better. [Lainey Gossip]

- Brittany Rode: Chivette of the Week [theCHIVE]

- Jennifer Lawrence is telling people she’d never cheat on her boyfriend now. [Dlisted]

- 8 Reasons Why Kim Kardashian’s Fame Is Waning gives me hope for the future. And then I remember Kendall and Kylie… [BuzzFeed]

- Jessica Alba‘s butt has looked better, but let’s still look at it. For the children. [Popoholic]

- An Aurora shooting victim tells Dave Mustaine to shut the hell up with his crazy. [FilmDrunk]

- Mischa Barton is running a successful business? That can’t be right. [Celebslam]

- Here’s Olivia Wilde‘s butt, too. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Gabby Douglas gave into the haters. [TooFab]

- Miley Cyrus is still tweeting pics of her new haircut. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Rihanna really misses Chris Brown, so I give up, just pay someone to punch you. You’re rich. [Just Jared]

- Roger Sterling‘s going to be on Arrested Development. Yes. [Starpulse]

- The Situation is doing Celebrity Big Brother U.K. Why not? [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Jay

    I’m a heterosexual man, and I approve this message

  2. Joanna Krupa Bikini Reading Fifty Shades Of Grey To Fiance Romain Zago
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I sense a paid product endorsement.

  3. Joanna Krupa Bikini Reading Fifty Shades Of Grey To Fiance Romain Zago
    Commented on this photo:

    “Here. You have to read this part:

    ” ‘ “When did you start your period, Anastasia?” he asks out of the blue, gazing down at me. “Err… yesterday,” I mumble in my highly aroused state. “Good.” He releases me and turns me around. “Hold on to the sink,” he orders and pulls my hips back again, like he did in the playroom, so I’m bending down. He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string… what! And… a gently pulls my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet.’

    “Didn’t I tell you? This is the worst book ever! I just wish I could stop reading it.”

    • Cock Dr

      She has to read it out loud to him….I’m gonna take a wild guess that his reading comprehension abilities aren’t so good. Lifting heavy things and tanning are more his strengths.

  4. Beaver Underground

    I hope it’s just the jeans but Alba’s ass seems to be sagging. I’m not sure I could deal with that so just lie to me.

  5. Joanna Krupa Bikini Reading Fifty Shades Of Grey To Fiance Romain Zago
    KingKrupa
    Commented on this photo:

    She can read????

    • kelly

      Let’s hope not. Let’s keep America’s hot girls dumb. Even a scintilla of introspection can ruin a chick like this.

  6. See Alice

    Why is Jessica Alba’s Ass Broken ?

  7. Joanna Krupa Bikini Reading Fifty Shades Of Grey To Fiance Romain Zago
    Brit
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish she’d dried before posing. I scrolled down and I now have smear marks over my screen

  8. Joanna Krupa Bikini Reading Fifty Shades Of Grey To Fiance Romain Zago
    Commented on this photo:

    Enhance.

  9. Joanna Krupa Bikini Reading Fifty Shades Of Grey To Fiance Romain Zago
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Gallery…officially ruined. Seriously, dude, whoever you are unless you are in the same shape as an track and field Olympian or a light heavyweight fighter, those pants are a no-no.

  10. T1

    @ – Kate Upton says she’ll make Robert Pattinson feel all better.

    that’s just what he needs; to go from *could put on a few* lifeless face chick to *could lose a few* lifeless face chick.

    if nuts and all those rbit nudie mags have taught me anything it’s they have great big tits without the loss of a nice body or fucked up face over there. he should try them.

  11. Joanna Krupa Bikini Reading Fifty Shades Of Grey To Fiance Romain Zago
    LockNLoad
    Commented on this photo:

    Mesmerizing, isn’t it?

  12. Joanna Krupa Bikini Reading Fifty Shades Of Grey To Fiance Romain Zago
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey babe… how ya doooooing…?

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