Joanna Krupa Is Suing Brandi Glanville For Saying Her Vagina Smells

While the Internet loses it’s mind over Dick Poop (Et tu, PEOPLE?), we’re going to maintain our integrity and write about smelly vaginas. Over a year ago, Brandi Glanville made comments about Joanna Krupa having a stinky pussy and then apparently did it again just last month because someone told her how SEO works. E! News reports:

Moving on, Glanville asked Cohen about the last time he saw Krupa, saying, “Did you get food poisoning? From bad sushi that night?”
She added, with a mischievous smirk, “She’s stunning. You can’t help the odor situation.”

Except now Joanna Krupa is suing Brandi Glanville instead of just letting the paparazzi take bikini photos of her every morning like she used to which is how I would’ve handled it, but that’s just me and my uncanny skill for problem solving. Via Life & Style:

As you are aware, on November 11, 2013, on Bravo’s, Watch What Happens Live, you falsely accused Mrs. Krupa of having sex with Mohamed Hadid while he was in an intact marriage to Yolanda Foster (i.e. adultery) and that Mohamed Hadid told you that Mrs. Krupa’s “p–sy smelled,” claiming that such was the truth and that Lisa Vanderpump was there when Mr. Hadid said such to you. At the time you made the false and malicious statements on national and international television, including such being published and broadcast in Florida, you knew your statements were false and that such were damaging and humiliating to Mrs. Krupa and/or her husband and subjected Mrs. Krupa and/or her husband to hatred, ridicule, contempt and/or injury to his/her/their reputation.

As for how Joanna Krupa will prove in court that her pussy does not in fact smell is something I legitimately want to know because, level with me, do they really give off a scent? I always assumed the vagina’s natural defense was poisonous quills, but this? This changes everything. – *picks up recorder* – Note to self: The beast uses smell. Smell, you idiot! We’ve been going about this all wrong. At last, it’s treasure shall be ours! Also, try to make this sound less rapey. End communique.

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