Good Morning, Joanna Krupa’s Sideboob, And Other News

Reese Witherspoon slums it at Cruel Intentions musical. [Lainey Gossip]

Chris Brown is ready to stop being violent. – BAHAHAHA! [Fishwrapper]

Casting Emma Stone as Asian will fucking kill your box office. [Dlisted]

Sexting Doesn’t Always Go As Planned [theCHIVE]

Iggy Azalea was fun while she lasted. [The Frisky]

Here’s Dennis Hastert being blackmailed on live TV. [The Daily Banter]

Those are Pixie Lott’s nipples. [WWTDD]

Sara Sampaio in lingerie. [Egotastic!]

California is still trying to ruin porn. [Death and Taxes]

Terra Jo Wallace was born to wear a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

A Kardashian with a real ass? This can’t be right. [Popoholic]

Mariah Carey shits all over American Idol. [IDLYITW]

The Sexiest Social Media Pics of The Week [Celebslam]

Goddamn, Miranda Kerr. [DrunkenStepfather]

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