Joanna Krupa Won The Pre-Grammys

January 27th, 2014 // 80 Comments

Before we hit you a metric ass-ton of pics from the Grammys, here’s the best of the Pre-Grammy parties which is hands down Joanna Krupa followed by Taylor Swift‘s body looking way tighter than it did at the Grammys, Rihanna wearing this yellow thing over her presumably naked body, Miley Cyrus actually wearing clothing in general (Someone tell CNN to interrupt their live coverage.), and Russell Simmons showing off his latest purchase, Shannon Elizabeth. Remember her? Because Hollywood sure as fuck didn’t.

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  1. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
    Beth West
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    I love this look… ’60s cool.

  2. can we stop with the cutout whore dresses? it was done once and it wasnt that bad, now its fucking Fredericks of Hollywood cheap

  3. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
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    drunk

  4. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
    IndustrialBunni
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    Wow, Seriously great body. That take a lot of determination,

  5. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
    IndustrialBunni
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    :3

  6. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
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    “I think twerking’s done. What’s the latest black thing I can steal from you guys?”

  7. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
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    Ohhh—that hat Pharrell was wearing was Miley’s tongue all along.

  8. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
    bernard
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    imagine it smells like underneath a dirty bathmat

  9. Rihanna Pre-Grammys
    Dr Plaid
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    She managed to out-skank Miley without even trying. I think she gets a lot of practice.

  10. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
    Keith
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    The primitive guy in me thinks she looks hot, while the rational part thinks Good God, how low is your self-esteem that you have to wear an outfit like that to get posted in a gossip blog?

  11. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
    ali
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    Everything Miley Cyrus wears, she’s just copying the style of the singer Robyn from like 6 years ago:

    http://cdn.promonews.tv/sites/default/files/Robyns-Call-Your-Girlfriend-by-Max-Vitali3.jpg

  12. Taylor Swift Pre-Grammys
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    How long till she turns 27?.

  13. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
    tlmck
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    It was bring your own terrorist night?

  14. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
    tlmck
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    When did Courtney Love get a haircut?

  15. Rihanna Pre-Grammys
    Prince Phillip Anon Harris
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    #fuck

  16. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
    Vic Damone
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    Why are the women always slutty and the guys always homeless?

  17. Shannon Elizabeth Russell Simmons Pre-Grammys
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    …he’s totally flipping the bird. Is this a secret “fuck you” to ol’-what’s-her-pie there?

  18. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
    Dickens
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    is that vin diesel?

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