Dis How Chicken Wear Pasties That Look Like Giant Areolas And Other News

The Superficial / March 31, 2014

- Chris Martin was probably banging Alexa Chung. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chelsea Handler just told E! to fuck itself. [Dlisted]

- Welcome to the time I thought Aubrey O’Day was Shauna Sands. [Celebslam]

- Bad Girls Bend And Snap [theCHIVE]

- Hilary Duff knows you’re thinking about proposing to her. [Fishwrapper]

- The Dixie Chicks can sing “Wrecking Ball” way better than Miley Cyrus. [The Frisky]

- Reese Witherspoon’s butt makes me want to hump an ultrasound machine. I said it. [Popoholic]

- Hey, remember the Royal Baby? He can speak to animals telepathically. [tooFab]

- When Hashtag Activism Totally Lost Its Narrative [The Daily Banter]

- Noah made 44 million in Satan money over the weekend. [IDLYITW]

- Alessandra Ambrosio is still a leggy MILF. [Hollywood Tuna]

- George Lucas lost a $40 million bet with Steven Spielberg. [FilmDrunk]

- “Fuck me, they forgot the fries.” – Dude crawling on the floor for dear life [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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