Dis How Chicken Wear Pasties That Look Like Giant Areolas And Other News

March 31st, 2014 // 12 Comments

- Chris Martin was probably banging Alexa Chung. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chelsea Handler just told E! to fuck itself. [Dlisted]

- Welcome to the time I thought Aubrey O’Day was Shauna Sands. [Celebslam]

- Bad Girls Bend And Snap [theCHIVE]

- Hilary Duff knows you’re thinking about proposing to her. [Fishwrapper]

- The Dixie Chicks can sing “Wrecking Ball” way better than Miley Cyrus. [The Frisky]

- Reese Witherspoon‘s butt makes me want to hump an ultrasound machine. I said it. [Popoholic]

- Hey, remember the Royal Baby? He can speak to animals telepathically. [tooFab]

- When Hashtag Activism Totally Lost Its Narrative [The Daily Banter]

- Noah made 44 million in Satan money over the weekend. [IDLYITW]

- Alessandra Ambrosio is still a leggy MILF. [Hollywood Tuna]

- George Lucas lost a $40 million bet with Steven Spielberg. [FilmDrunk]

- “Fuck me, they forgot the fries.” – Dude crawling on the floor for dear life [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Joanna Krupa Nipples Butt No Underwear See Through Dress Humane Society Of The United States 60th Anniversary Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Someone spent a lot of money implanting those into her chest wall and she obviously loves flaunting their investment.

  2. Joanna Krupa Nipples Butt No Underwear See Through Dress Humane Society Of The United States 60th Anniversary Gala
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    She truly is a great humanitarian. I can think of nothing animals need more than tits.

  3. Dis how Fish choke chicken joke to death.

  4. Joanna Krupa Nipples Butt No Underwear See Through Dress Humane Society Of The United States 60th Anniversary Gala
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    ‘Gonna be real with you: the more I see of this undeniably hot woman… the more I’m getting into her sister:

    http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Marta-Krupa-Marco-Andretti-girlfriend-picture.jpg

    I mean, she’s single and has bigger tits. ‘Nuff said.

  5. That post about ‘Noah’ is spot on.

  6. Joanna Krupa Nipples Butt No Underwear See Through Dress Humane Society Of The United States 60th Anniversary Gala
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    Redundant as IMO she has nice bobbies and a perfect ass anyway. And yes I know you would fuck her and want that job applying those nipples.

  7. Ralph

    Class-less.

  8. Joanna Krupa Nipples Butt No Underwear See Through Dress Humane Society Of The United States 60th Anniversary Gala
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    She looks like she’s just realizing that even if there is such a thing as lick and stick pasties, her assistant is probably a pervert anyway.

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