Guide Me, Joanna Krupa, Point Me In The Right Direction, And Other News

November 18th, 2013 // 23 Comments

- Harry Connick Jr. tried to start shit with Mariah Carey. [Lainey Gossip]

- Here’s what Lady GaGa and R. Kelly performing on SNL looks like. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]

- Does Miranda Kerr even know how to work Photoshop? That should be the first question here. [Fishwrapper]

- Robert Pattinson has a goatee now. [tooFab]

- This guy wins all the divorces. [BuzzFeed]

- Xenia Deli bikini pictures, anyone? [Popoholic]

- The Victoria’s Secret models were not big fans of Taylor Swift. [IDLYITW]

- Goddamn, Helen Flanagan… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Minka Kelly is still hot. [Celebslam]

- And so is Barbara Fialho. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lamar Odom somehow still has a job with the NBA. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Batkid Day was awesome. Here are Vince’s pictures. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. TomN

    More women should dress like that. It looks comfortable and no hassle. Why put on so much clothing when you can go for the simple look?

    • Cock Dr

      It’s great when you put it that way but perhaps because some of us are uncomfortable with our breasts bobbing all over and people staring.

    • More women should also look and act like Joanna Krupa.

      • JC

        @Don, I don’t know about “act like.” I’ve never watched whatever Real Housewife show she’s on, which helps me maintain the illusion that she’s angelic in nature, but given that she IS on a Real Housewife show, I fear that she’s probably a shallow, narcissistic, rancid shell of a human being. Hot, but probably rancid.

      • Good point. I’ve never heard her speak either. I was referring to her penchant for wearing next to nothing at most times.

      • until last week i thought she was some sort of star trek actress then I found out she’s a fake housewife giving me the same suspicions that you have.

      • Dr. JFever

        Until right now I didn’t know what she was known for. Wow is she the trophy wife of some dirtbag?

    • brick

      I couldn’t agree more. If a woman has an awesome body, like this, and wants to draw attention then this type of dress is IT! No fashionable whatever could supplant the awesomeness of a clingy jersey tank dress. Now for her husband; maybe I’m getting old but the unlaced hightops just look dumb!

    • I think it is the be careful what you wish for. For every beautiful woman (or man) who dresses to show off, there is a not so attractive man (or woman) who would have the same rights.

  2. mx3

    soooooo hot. want to touch the hiney. awwwooooooooo!

  3. Joanna Krupa Nipples
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    When’s her sex tape coming out?

    Before or after she leaves her husband?

  4. Just because most women “can” dress like that does not mean most women “should” dress like that.

  5. The 1% of women who look good in a dress like that, should wear a dress like that.

    The rest of you are fat and gross, don’t even think about it.

  6. Joanna Krupa Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmph, there are already pics of my nipples all over the Internet.

  7. Joanna Krupa Nipples
    Monsignor Nelson
    Commented on this photo:

    The low temp in Miami was 77°F that day.
    Cool enough for a long dress,
    not cold enough for sleeves or a bra.

  8. Joanna Krupa Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    In Miami, you say? If ever Global Warming deniers needed proof, here it is…

  9. Joanna Krupa Nipples
    Molly Moo-Cow
    Commented on this photo:

    Got milk?

  10. Joanna Krupa Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    WUUUUT!!! We never get ass around here, this is awesome!

  11. richie

    sure, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

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