(Not) Joanna Krupa in a Bikini and Other News

January 14th, 2011 // 32 Comments

UPDATE: Apparently these are not Joanna – despite the chin – so huge thanks to Fame Pictures for making me look like more of an idiot than usual.

- Paris Hilton‘s new show gives “all access pass” to her life. Your TV will need two condoms. [Popeater]

- Amy Winehouse was the inspiration for Black Swan. [Dlisted]

- Lil’ John chosen over Lindsay Lohan for Celebrity Apprentice. Apparently they wanted someone who makes sense. [Lainey Gossip]

- Johanna Lundback is in her underwear. [Hollywood Tuna]

- So is Natalia Vodianova. [DrunkenStepfather]

- Han Solo doesn’t want anyone shooting first. [Starpulse]

- Reese Witherspoon is probably pregnant now because this is literally all it takes these days. [Just Jared]

- R. Kelly sings “Happy Birthday” to himself. If that doesn’t entice you, you’re dead inside. [The Frisky]

- Corey Hart was almost Marty McFly. [BuzzFeed]

- Thanks to Snoop Dogg, this man’s glaucoma will never bother him again. [Heavy.com]

- Spider-Man shouldn’t give you a boner. Until now. [theCHIVE]

- Anna Benson and the Craziest Hotties In Sports [Bleacher Report]

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  1. HeyNow

    More pictures of her and more pictures of her now!!

  2. Rough leaks on the superficial

    I don’t remember this chick having an ass like that…

    • IttyBittyTittyCommittee

      I was thinking the same thing.
      She’s gained a good 25 lbs since The Man Show, good for me, I like em thick.

  3. DKNY

    Perfect body, but there was always something a little weird with her face that I wasn’t too sure about. You can’t see it in these pictures, but when you get a clear shot of her whole face, I guess it’s something about the mouth that looks off.

  4. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice healthy looking couple.
    They look too normal for Miami Beach. We’ve seen a frightening sample of Miami Beach “celebrity” bodies on this site before.
    Are you sure a mistake hasn’t been made?

  5. Coyote

    She so Fine I want to make her Mine, yum yum eat em up

  6. Deacon Jones


    If I was that dude, I would insist on doggy-style only and constantly repeat “WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE DO?”

  7. Her nose is an equilateral triangle.

  8. If you are reading all the following posts, SPOILER ALERT – many of the readers her would be willing to have sex with this woman.

  9. She looks good in these pics, but she is a major bitch. I remember her bitchin at T.O during some reality show were they were partners. I would bang her but I would also put a gag in her mouth.

  10. seth rogen's vagina

    she looks like brittany spears grandma.

  11. Drew

    Out of a fear of damaging my eyes looking at both Leann Rimes and Kate Gosslin in bikini’s again… does Johanna Lundback have the exact same tattoo?

  12. g_girl

    This isn’t her, nerds.

  13. g_girl

    Fish, that chick is someone else. Completely different physique and face. u should do ur own work.

  14. Sebastian

    Joanna tweeted that these pictures are not her. Although the chick is hot, we should find out who she really is.

    • timmy the dying boy

      Absolutely. She’s not Joanna, but certainly has nothing to be ashamed of. Even her boyfriend looks like an OK guy.

  15. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Not bad at all . . .

  16. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s gotten thicker

  17. J.P.

    Whoever she is, she has Paris Hilton’s feet.

  18. wim

    just one thing: HER FEET ARE THE “Paris-Size”, folks!!

  19. oldfool

    Is the new Paris Show sponsored by Valtrex?

  20. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Spank that ass.

  21. Rough leaks on the Superficial

    ” Lil’ John chosen over Lindsay Lohan for Celebrity Apprentice”

    If trump did not call Lilo a looser, its not authentic trump… Not buying this news.

  22. Rough leaks on the Superficial


  23. Rough leaks on the Superficial

    Or loser for that matter…

  24. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    This former MMA ring girl Ali Sonoma.

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