(Not) Joanna Krupa in a Bikini and Other News

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2011

UPDATE: Apparently these are not Joanna – despite the chin – so huge thanks to Fame Pictures for making me look like more of an idiot than usual.

- Paris Hilton’s new show gives “all access pass” to her life. Your TV will need two condoms. [Popeater]

- Amy Winehouse was the inspiration for Black Swan. [Dlisted]

- Lil’ John chosen over Lindsay Lohan for Celebrity Apprentice. Apparently they wanted someone who makes sense. [Lainey Gossip]

- Johanna Lundback is in her underwear. [Hollywood Tuna]

- So is Natalia Vodianova. [DrunkenStepfather]

- Han Solo doesn’t want anyone shooting first. [Starpulse]

- Reese Witherspoon is probably pregnant now because this is literally all it takes these days. [Just Jared]

- R. Kelly sings “Happy Birthday” to himself. If that doesn’t entice you, you’re dead inside. [The Frisky]

- Corey Hart was almost Marty McFly. [BuzzFeed]

- Thanks to Snoop Dogg, this man’s glaucoma will never bother him again. [Heavy.com]

- Spider-Man shouldn’t give you a boner. Until now. [theCHIVE]

- Anna Benson and the Craziest Hotties In Sports [Bleacher Report]

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