Joanna Krupa Didn’t “Slam” Lazy People

PageSix ran a story claiming that Joana Krupa (yes, the one who legally proved her vagina doesn’t smell) is slamming lazy people who don’t exercise daily. The thirty-eight-year-old keeps a tight mom-bod by spending half her income on personal trainers and drinking dirt smoothies, so it’s reasonable to think that she could easily look down her nose on those of us who, I don’t know, eat frozen pizzas for breakfast…

*looks in the mirror and sighs*

“There is absolutely no excuse in not staying fit and healthy at any age!” wrote the Real Housewives of Miami star. “Motivation and drive is the key.” Krupa went on to reveal she maintains a strict diet daily and works out between 2-5 times a week, no matter what her schedule looks like. “I don’t get lazy even when tired after work or on a vacation,” she explained. “I find time to be active. It’s called being ambitious and dedicated. It’s a choice. For those that don’t follow that please don’t judge those that choose to be fit.” (from PageSix)

Alright, when she said, “it’s called being ambitious and dedicated,” I was quick to translate that as, “it’s called being a bitch who is famous for marrying a rich guy.” While she confirms that she’s not fun at parties, I don’t think she’s really slamming anyone. I’m not saying I agree with her holier-than-thou sentiment, but she’s not quite calling for the mass genocide of fatties in this blurb. PageSix really took a low blow on this one in an attempt to smear the queen of sideboob.

Krupa goes on to talk about how she eats whatever she wants all the time. I guess she gets called out a lot by assholes on the internet for being skinny, which is soooo 2005. Then she turned around and said this about her latest divorce with Romain Zago…

“I spent many nights crying,” Krupa admitted at the time. “It was the worst Christmas imaginable. I felt like my life had been turned upside down, and I couldn’t see the light at the end of the tunnel. I cried. I couldn’t eat. I probably lost about seven pounds.”

I don’t know what universe this lady lives in, but if you’re going to try and squash rumors of eating disorders in an interview, don’t follow up with how you scored a post-divorce revenge body by starving seven pounds off your body…

Oh and here are her breast-o’s because that’s we roll here.

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