Joanna Krupa Doesn’t Need AAA And Other News

January 10th, 2014 // 41 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow let her children sell lemon water to the peasants. Charity lives! [Lainey Gossip]

- Farrah Abraham is still calling her porno a sex tape. [Dlisted]

- Goodbye Bras, Hello World! [theCHIVE]

- Shia LaBeouf is finally getting his dick sued off. [Fishwrapper]

- JWoww is really going to milk this pregnancy. [tooFab]

- This Is What Happens When A Politician Pisses Off The Internet [BuzzFeed]

- Kate Upton wants you to peel off her clothes. [Popoholic]

- Justin Timberlake has exquisite taste in food. [IDLYITW]

- Nicole Meyer definitely belongs in lingerie. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Mariah Carey is performing for sultans now. [Celebslam]

- Someone Photoshopped tits on Miley Cyrus. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- LeAnn Rimes went back to the laxatives. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Gerard Butler might be Bodhi in the Point Break remake. Gerard Butler. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s properly focused on the job at hand.

  2. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Sizing up the victim…assessing what goods & services she can wring out of him once she’s mesmerized him with her upper attributes.

  3. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Working the toe at eye level.

  4. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    He never had a chance.

  5. Bob

    look at the smile on that service boy? I want that smile too
    (FAP, FAP, FAP x35) :-) Bliss

  6. Perhaps the only time Joanna Krupa and A’s have been in the same sentence (A’s as in cups or grades).

  7. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Mohawk Disco
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, my good lord! I need a minute alone with this picture.

  8. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Mohawk Disco
    Commented on this photo:

    So, you stick it in, start pumping, and if you don’t pull out fast enough it’ll pop? Do you have to move it back and forth to make it work?

  9. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    brick
    Commented on this photo:

    Definitely man kryptonite. She likely never has to pay for car repairs.
    I like how her left nip is trying its best to get some air. Not a fan of the blue yoga pants though.

  10. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Commented on this photo:

    Assume the position.

  11. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Commented on this photo:

    Women like Joanna Krupa never need to ask for help with anything. There’s always a line of men falling over themselves to have the honour of helping her.

  12. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got the pokies going for added motivation.

  13. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Mohawk Disco
    Commented on this photo:

    Sad fact is she’s probably not any smarter than the guy. But because of her looks she has a much better life. This just shows how unfair life is. You are born pretty and regardless of anything else life is already served to you on a silver platter. (and yes I am pissed off)

    • Oh, honey *pats on back* there there. You’ll get laid by a pretty girl one day! Maybe just don’t be so angry at them for being pretty (and brainless) and using what they got to they’re advantage in a weird-as-fuck world.

  14. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Not only is this woman hot as hell, but she’s an attention whore.

    And if Ive learned one thing in my years of chasing tail, its that attention whores are also bedroom whores. I seriously bet this guy could have banged her if he tried hard enough. Right on the fucking hood in broad daylight.

    And I guarantee he’s jerked off at least 5 times already thinking about doing just that in his head

  15. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    not you
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, there’s a tire over here too.

  16. Mohawk Disco

    Hot as hell and attention whore is kind of redundant. I have yet to meet a hot woman who wasn’t full of herself and didn’t demand all the attention.

  17. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dammit, Joanna, what’s that smell?”

  18. j-sin

    Lucky bastard, I wouldn’t have fixed shit until she gave up her phone number.

  19. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “How’s everything look?”

    “Great, great! But I did notice that your front-end alignment is a little off. Do you want me to play around with it?”

  20. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can you fix it?”

    “Yes, but I’m going to have to get all up in your rack. I mean – put it up on the rack!”

  21. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “It won’t cause a problem if I watch you work, will it?”

    “No, not at all. I’m a pro. Been doing this my whoooooole life!”

    *Tire Explodes*

  22. Quicksilver: “it was so cool- this morning i fixed a flat for Cam Diaz!!”

  23. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “You know, I should probably mention – we do great bodywork here. Super attention to detail – you give me a chance, I’ll take care of everything.”

  24. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    stinkfinger
    Commented on this photo:

    If you listen closely you can hear the heavy baseline in the background.

  25. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Just imagine the concentration it’s taking him to keep looking at her eyes. It’s like some cruel joke is being played on the guy.

  26. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Twink
    Commented on this photo:

    Not as good as I have seen sorry the front end is better.

  27. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    See? Too much information about tires and she blew a circuit. She can’t even walk straight now.

  28. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Where's Dildo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Joanna, I wouldn’t do that so close to the propane.”

    “Vhy? I don’t have contamination from Chernob…” *BOOOOOM!!!!!!!*

  29. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Where's Dildo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ok Ms. Krupa, we’ve filled up your tires, but you should really get an alignment, fluid change, and computer reprogram to make sure your getting the most performance to fuel use ration possible.

    “Dis how a chicken look.”

  30. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Commented on this photo:

    “So it keep s making this rattling sound when I turn…”
    “Mhm.”
    “And it squeaks really loudly in a rhythmic way..”
    “Like a bed spring – uh, I mean – like a metallic sound…”
    “Yah…and when I hit a bump I can really feel it like i have no shocks…”
    “Like it jiggles, er, bounces, I mean moves….everything around inside the car – like your groceries and there’s spillage every where…(fuck)…I mean, that fuck an sucks…fucking sucks…fucking sucks that happens with you…jesus…to you…and your car”
    “Um, yes, so I was wondering if you could take me for a ride and I can explain all this stuff as it happens…”
    “Sure…sure…I have to go use the rest room and I’ll be right back.”

  31. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s really amazing! The only thing lifting the car while you’re under it is your pants!”

  32. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Not Marvel
    Commented on this photo:

    Watch the last four or five image in quick succession.

    I’m not sure what she said, but even the air hose is now erect.

  33. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Commented on this photo:

    “eyes… eyes… eyes… look at the eyes!”

  34. As this is clearly the place for mature, sophisticated ethical debate I want to pose a question:

    Is it wrong if he looks? I’ve always wondered if women understand that if you dress revealingly then men are biologically compelled to ogle. It can be helped, but should it? Is it our (men’s) responsibility? If you are dressed as this woman is, and you are writhing and bending and revealing the goods with no regard for modesty am I immoral for trying to catch a glimpse of everything I can? Obviously, I’m biased, but I say no. If you are going to seek attention that way do you think you will only receive the attention you deem acceptable? She is likely the most beautiful woman this man will ever see in the flesh in his entire life. Obviously, touching anyone against their wishes is wrong, and certainly not what I’m condoning or even asking, but as far as trying to see all you can of her, is this wrong? Every man has gotten busted with his eyes where they shouldn’t necessarily been, but should you be embarrassed? Women seem generally to believe so, but I think if you don’t want me to see the art then don’t put it in a fucking museum. I’m just curious if this is a shared feeling or if I am, as usual, just a huge prick? Carry on.

  35. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    now let’s see, where did i put my wallet?

  36. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    her tits are just in your face. You can’t stop staring

  37. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tank Top Yoga Pants Horny Mechanic
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa! Watch out Jocelyn Wilderstein!

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