Joanna Krupa’s Bachelorette Party Seems Fun

June 10th, 2013 // 38 Comments

In theory, Joanna Krupa‘s bachelorette party should be depressing because it means I’ll never have a chance to con her into thinking I’m a wealthy flan magnate (Or does it?), but at least I can take comfort in knowing that if I’m not having sex with her, neither is anybody else. In fact, if I were her fiancee, the next couple of days would be a good time to start going, “So, listen, about this pre-nup…” before he finds himself alone in a basement writing dick jokes on the Internet as hours become days and days become years and before you know it, the same dick you’ve been joking about to total strangers is now just a grey pile of mush that not even you want to touch and then you’re dead. — I mean, congratulations!

Photos: ELMO JAYO/AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joanna Krupa Bikini Drunk Bachelorette Party
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    Line ‘em up boys! Unlike the schmuck over my left shoulder; I know how to lake a load to the face.

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    Just double checking my .. talent(s).

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    I think this beachball may have been found in the last photo.

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    Cock Dr
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    WTF

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    I have a feeling she’s used a strapon before. Just a hunch.

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    YadaYada
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    Gulp. Hottest chick they put on here.

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    Not sexy at all. That face of hers looks real rough. Woof!

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    D.
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    For her to pose with her legs agape like that is disgusting – not sexy at all.

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    No amount of zooming in is making more sense of this photo for me. But no, that’s not stopping me.

  10. Joanna Krupa Bikini Drunk Bachelorette Party
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    oh, NOW the “legs spread” photo makes sense. It was a penis lollypop…she was pretending to fuck herself with a penis lolly.

    I said it made sense, I didn’t say it wasn’t fucking trashy as all hell.

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    Class, all the way.

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    Deacon Jones
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    I bet she is insatiable in bed.

    And I wouldn’t mind borrowing her friend in the blue top as well.

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    Josephus
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    Well if tiny penises make you smile, Joanna, I’d like to introduce myself.

    I mean what?

  14. cc

    Nice to see a bunch of girls heading out for a little spontaneous fun. Is she going to marry that douchebag club owner? That should end well.

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    Josephus
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    Sadly, this was the final shot that photographer Elmo Jayo ever took. You see, no one is allowed to see a Fembot’s battery pack. Not ever.

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    Where's Dildo
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    You wouldn’t believe how much her fingers had to pay to do that

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    You got to respect a woman who wears panties so tight her labia lips get pushed out. Her husband to be is one lucky bastard indeed.

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    snifnglue
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    I smell pussy!

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    spelunker
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    MY KEYS!!! THERE THEY ARE!!!

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    angerinside
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    Where Micheal Douglas keep his Nicorettes.

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    Jake
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    She must of been super hot 10 years ago. But maybe no boobs?

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    JO JO
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    what in holy boy bad reject hell is that standing behind her,,, One Chainz… GTFOH

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    temp
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    What’s…going…on…with her face?

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    momo
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    nice looking pierogie

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    hayduke
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    100K a month, 1 yr Min and she’s yours….

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    donkeylicks
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    This picture is an entirely accurate depiction of how I feel while looking at this set.

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    richie
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    100% agree!

  28. Face: B (nose needs help)
    Tits: A+
    Torso: A-
    Hips: B
    Legs: A
    Ass: C+
    SUMMARY: Hell, I’ll take her.

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    Hawk
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    Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

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    har har har
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    This photo will serve as evidence for the CDC’s investigation.

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    YadaYada
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    Perfection.

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    “All right, who invited Farrah Abraham?!”

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    Kaycee
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    Pretty in the face but very ugly on the inside. Disgusting personality. Sad to see she will be on the next season.

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    Sprmcandy
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    Nasty Filthy Pig.

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    Miklos
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    Weakest string of comments ever ! I\m not funny, i come here for that and you are ruining it !

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