Good Morning, Joanna Krupa, And Other News

June 9th, 2014 // 19 Comments

- Chelsea Handler may have pimped Sandra Bullock to Captain America. [Lainey Gossip]

- L’Wren Scott‘s sister wishes Mick Jagger‘s penis could’ve mourned a tad longer. [Dlisted]

- What’s up, Emily Palos? [theCHIVE]

- No, Kirsten Dunst wasn’t Photoshopped. What makes you say that? [Fishwrapper]

- For $20,000, George R.R. Martin will kill you in a Games of Thrones book he’ll die before writing. [The Frisky]

- For a second I thought Jessica Alba was doing condom commercials to get Zac Efron‘s attention.. [Popoholic]

- Bro, Do You Even Montage? An ‘Edge Of Tomorrow’ Review [FilmDrunk]

- Luci Ford has one hell of a publicist. [Starpulse]

- Chris Pratt was on Everwood. Store that away for your next bar trivia game. [tooFab]

- Dodgson from Jurassic Park raped a kid. Jesus Christ. [IDLYITW]

- Eiza Gonzalez is still way hotter than Miley Cyrus. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sofia Vergara wants to get pregnant. She can find me on Twitter. [Celebslam]

- Those are Adriana Lima‘s nipples. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I enjoy the backyard pool scenes with the Meat Man & the dogs so much more.

  2. Oh BABY

    Easy on the eyes, tough on the nose. She’ll never live that down.

  3. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s right, she sees you fapping.

  4. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes, dis how chicken attract millionaire roosters.”

  5. Coco T-Rex

    Is there a reason why Joanna Krupa seems to generate more “dis how chicken” comments than anyone else?

    • Veronika Larsson

      Because she tastes just like chicken?

    • She was the basis for the original joke here and the definitive answer for the long-standing “which came first” question. Given my frequently voiced opinion of this joke thread, one might refer to her as the Patient Zero of this viral plague, the Eve of this comedic sin, or for us heathens, the Big Bang of poultry humor. In the years to come, there will undoubtedly be many fowl jokes thrown at many birds, but there will never be another chick like Dis.

  6. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care if she smells like a goddam baitshop, not when she looks like this.

  7. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t point that at us unless you intend to use it!

  8. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Hell yes. This is how to start a fucking week. The things i would do to this woman.

  9. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    schadenfreude
    Commented on this photo:

    I could disappoint her in so many different ways…

  10. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    Her bikini bottom is wearing a bikini bottom.

  11. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Herkimer Battle Jitney
    Commented on this photo:

    Dis how retard makes down payment for two storey home in one hour or less.

  12. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Arkansas
    Commented on this photo:

    Pretty sure she used to be a man.

  13. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Tarifié
    Commented on this photo:

    white face orange body..sexy…

  14. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Tarifié
    Commented on this photo:

    is that a man with breasts? she has the face of a man, body of modified man.

  15. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Arkansas
    Commented on this photo:

    a modified man who forgot to spray paint his armpit it seems

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