Joanna Krupa In A Bikini Gets Her Own Post

April 2nd, 2014 // 34 Comments

Considering I just burnt an entire post on an aborted Spider-Baby joke, the least I can do is post some new bikini pics, so here’s Joanna Krupa posing for a photo shoot in Miami yesterday which may or may not be an shameless ploy to get more dis how chicken look jokes out of you. So fine, once again, this is all about me. It’s always about me. You knew what this was.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Joanna Krupa Bikini Esotiq Swimwear Line Photo Shoot
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    She is perfection. What I wouldn’t do to get a shot at her. Thank you , Fish.

    • Oh BABY

      I did not know that you enjoy the smell of stinky pussy; if Krupa is your idea of perfection, the aroma of long-unwashed vagina must be right up your alley. For the rest of us, she may be easy on the eyes, but there can be no forgiveness of putrid pussy.

      • And where did you get the information that her pussy stinks? From a drunk, bitter, broken woman who isn’t half as hot as Joanna on her best day.

        I’d prefer to smell it myself.

  2. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    All right, all right….

    Dis how plastic chicken with trout lips look.

    Bok

    Can I just go to the bar now?

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    JC
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    “Dis how chicken airs out stinky pussy.”

  4. PUH-LEEE-HEEEE-HHHEEEEASE let the joke die!!!

  5. Now we know why Hitler invaded Poland – looking for a piece of ass like this.

  6. I’ve been coming here for years now. Someone explain the chicken thing. I bet it has something to do with her show (she was on TV, right?) but I only know who she is because of this site.

  7. Joanna Krupa Bikini Esotiq Swimwear Line Photo Shoot
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    This chick is hot as fuck! Anyone who wouldn’t likes dudes.

  8. Joanna Krupa Bikini Esotiq Swimwear Line Photo Shoot
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    “Joanna, we’re already two hours overtime and losing the high sun. Please hurry back to the shoot with me.”

    “Dis how chicken walk.”

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    Flatliner
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    Do I hear a ‘Dis how chicken’ joke coming on? Oh yes, I do, I do! Dis how chicken get happy!

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    brick
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    “Dis how chicken look like not give shit.”

  11. Joanna Krupa Bikini Esotiq Swimwear Line Photo Shoot
    CK
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    Dis how chicken… breast… legs… thighs…

  12. Joanna Krupa Bikini Esotiq Swimwear Line Photo Shoot
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    dis how chicken do chicken dance…bok-bok-bok-bok.

  13. Joanna Krupa Bikini Esotiq Swimwear Line Photo Shoot
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    Pose: The Rooster Comb.

  14. Joanna Krupa Bikini Esotiq Swimwear Line Photo Shoot
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    Pose: The Chicken Finger.

  15. Joanna Krupa Bikini Esotiq Swimwear Line Photo Shoot
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    Pose: A Side of Wings.

  16. Joanna Krupa Bikini Esotiq Swimwear Line Photo Shoot
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    Pose: Roosting Hen.

  17. Joanna Krupa Bikini Esotiq Swimwear Line Photo Shoot
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    Pose: Chicken Saté.

  18. Joanna Krupa Bikini Esotiq Swimwear Line Photo Shoot
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    Pose: Breast of Chicken with Fish Sauce.

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    With Ellen Page and Willem Dafoe lending their likenesses Beyond: Two Souls, it’s now fashionable for celebrity faces to show up in computer games.

    Here model Joanna Krupa works with motion capture artists on the Windows 9 cursor animation.

  20. Joanna Krupa Bikini Esotiq Swimwear Line Photo Shoot
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    Pose: Airing the Fowl.

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    cc
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    She really is an outstanding specimen.

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    littletongue
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    May God save your cocks from the Bog of Eternal Stench!

  23. Where's Dildo

    I love it when you glorify me

  24. Joanna Krupa Bikini Esotiq Swimwear Line Photo Shoot
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    And this, kids, is how I met photoshop.

  25. mrbutt

    It looks like she just smelled a rotten egg.

  26. Joanna Krupa Bikini Esotiq Swimwear Line Photo Shoot
    Mama Pinkus
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    that does not look like perfection to me

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