I Love The Smell of Joanna Krupa In The Morning And Other News

December 16th, 2013 // 18 Comments

- Amy Poehler and Emma Thompson need to be in the same room together. [Lainey Gossip]

- The time Lance Armstrong bribed a competitor by hiding money in a cake. No, really. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us (115 to be exact.) [theCHIVE]

- Somehow Adam Levine was more full of himself in high school. [Fishwrapper]

- Jessica Simpson goes make-up free in a black and white photo making this entirely pointless. [tooFab]

- Pope Francis just pissed in Rush Limbaugh‘s face. [BuzzFeed]

- It really is quite magical seeing Olivia Wilde with breasts. [Popoholic]

- House of Cards Season 2 has a trailer. [IDLYITW]

- Hello, Beth Humphreys… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Haha! Lindsay Ellingson thinks marriage will save her from Leonardo DiCaprio. Silly model… [Celebslam]

- Micaela Schaefer made a naked music video. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lindsay Lohan apologized to Oprah for being Lindsay Lohan. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Venom and Sinister Six are getting their own movies now. Oh, good. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Jake

    Do the paparazzi have their own hot tub next to the pool for the daily shoots?

  2. Joanna Krupa Bikini Romain Zago
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    If you truly love yourself and/or if you’re supremely insecure you can never take too many selfies.

  3. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    racially ambiguous Santa
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face is stunning but without the bolt-ons she’d have no curves at all

  4. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Convex
    Commented on this photo:

    You love the smell of stinky vagina? Ew.

  5. Joanna Krupa Bikini Romain Zago
    Monsignor Nelson
    Commented on this photo:

    Her: “Awwww, is your ‘little friend’ taking a nap today? That’s so cuuuute!”
    Him: (thinks) Maybe I shouldn’t have banged the poolboy this morning.

  6. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Mohawk Disco
    Commented on this photo:

    - Ewww, I’ve still got cum on me from last night.
    - That’s water, Joanna.

  7. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so beautiful.

  8. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Pennywise
    Commented on this photo:

    Aaaand I’m done.

  9. I think I’m more tired of this bitch than her husband.

  10. Deva

    So now that her stinky vag is out of the news we’re beginning to show her from the waist down again? Oh good.

  11. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Deva
    Commented on this photo:

    I see smelly camel vag!

  12. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Deva
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care how bad it smells! Get over here!

  13. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Deva
    Commented on this photo:

    Moonshine is the cure for a smelly vag? Who knew?

  14. Dox

    Apparently I missed it…

    But uh, how do you know it smells?

    (I can already feel the regret from asking this.)

  15. Dirty Travolta

    I don’t care if her cream canal smells like rotten eggs . I would still take a dive into that .

  16. Joanna Krupa Bikini Romain Zago
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s gets Joanne Krupa at his pool.

    I get raccoons shitting out choke cherries.

  17. Joanna Krupa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Pretty close to flawless.

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