Jennifer Lopez almost shatters Southern California into the Pacific

November 22nd, 2009 // 66 Comments

Jennifer Lopez performed her song “Louboutins” at the AMAs Sunday night only to end up landing on her J-Ass which had to be terrifying for the audience. One minute you’re wondering how old she is again, the next you’re looking for a goddamn doorway to stand in. Of course the most shocking part is when Marc Anthony doesn’t fly onstage in a tiny UFO like a Latin Great Gazoo and laugh in J-Lo’s face. Did not see that one coming.

UPDATE: Added new video.

Photos: Getty

  1. This move would’ve looked silly regardless.

    Never understood the hype over her. They talked about her butt, but it was half it’s original size by that time. Face is harsh.

  2. TT

    …”One minute you’re wondering how old she is again, the next you’re looking for a goddamn doorway to stand in.” Oh Superficial, how you read my mind.

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  4. cc

    @15. Agreed. The world’s leading fucking narcissist.

    Pity she didn’t have a Jonny Fairplay – Donny Bonaduce moment. Now THAT would be entertainment!

  5. JAckson Wallace

    She got famous by riding Selena’s death to stardom. She has zero talent for singing. She had a nice ass which is gone. She starred in some of the worst movies of all time. THe history of hispanic music barely mentioned her. Go away and stay away, you ego twat. You’re marc anthony’s babymama, and that’s all you get, so stfu and step back in to the kitchen.

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    When you go back to her discography, the findings are pure horror:

    3 hits, and the rest is shit. Terrible albums.

    But, her bestest song is really ‘Ben’. Just for the lyrics alone!!

    How can a latina girl get so lost for a while, from the truth, that is,
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  8. Liz

    Fat???? Just because she’s not an anorexic little twig? Look at her shoulders and arms, she’s freaking toned. She looks good to me. I’m not saying she’s the hottest thing ever, but I don’t think she’s ugly or fat. I think you people have issues with the way YOU look.
    I bet 80% of you are overweight and look much worse than poor JLo, not to mention your only talent is to criticize people with more money and a better life than you.

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  10. lindsay

    this pathetic, UNTALENTED has been has been over for years!!!!!

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