Jennifer Lopez almost shatters Southern California into the Pacific

November 22nd, 2009 // 66 Comments

Jennifer Lopez performed her song “Louboutins” at the AMAs Sunday night only to end up landing on her J-Ass which had to be terrifying for the audience. One minute you’re wondering how old she is again, the next you’re looking for a goddamn doorway to stand in. Of course the most shocking part is when Marc Anthony doesn’t fly onstage in a tiny UFO like a Latin Great Gazoo and laugh in J-Lo’s face. Did not see that one coming.

UPDATE: Added new video.

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  1. Jake

    FIRST MOTHER-BITCHES!!!!!

  2. Mike

    sup sup

  3. whatever

    old dried up vag

  4. Richard McBeef

    Let’s list things she can’t do.

    1. act
    2. sing
    3. dance

  5. Michael Buffer FTW!!! Manny Pacquiao PWNS latin/hispanic boxers!!!

  6. Melissa Munster

    Her song makes absolutely no sense with the boxer theme. WTF???

  7. 2:43 is where the ass takes over.

  8. she really pretty

  9. Howling at the Moon

    Her ass looks deflated

  10. Jillian

    new link @
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    2:50
    she wipes out at 3 min mark

  11. stacie.farrell@gmail.com

    That guy’s face says “Oh fuck, mama’s gonna knock me out… “

  12. I love to CaCa

    It would have been awesome if she planted a huge brown turd all over Miguel’s back mid air. Yummy.

  13. Jillian's a douche bag

    thanks for posting the porn link you stupid fuck.

  14. The most beautiful woman in the world, her music is angelic to my ears my god bless you and your family i wish to meet you one day God bless your voice.

  15. puhleez

    You know what? This fat ass is a self-absorbed, talentless bitch who spits on people who aren’t rich or famous. She mostly only cares about herself and her career that anyone could give a shit about.

  16. those shorts. not w/her legs. tree trunks. she’s wearing sneakers yet she’s singing about high heels!

  17. Top pic looks like she’s taking a dump.

  18. Superking

    Wow Jake, “First” in the last to posts here…. Your life must be pretty exciting little cock muncher

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  21. You know what? This fat ass is a self-absorbed, talentless bitch who spits on people who aren’t rich or famous. She mostly only cares about herself and her career that anyone could give a shit about.

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  23. ELEPHANTMAN!!! BITCHES!!!

    @15 summed it up perfect! she really does think her SHIT doesn’t stink!

  24. ELEPHANTMAN!!! BITCHES!!!

    @15 summed it up perfect! she really does think her SHIT doesn’t stink!

  25. MissZ

    How much do you want to bet that dancer who was supposed to help her keep her balance got chewed out, ripped a new one, and fired?

  26. nigel

    Given he way the media talk about JLO’s fall including this blog, I was thinking that it was a big disaster. The woman got straight up like a pro! What’s more embarrassing is the attempt to make it topical.

  27. clean my room!

    dirty mexican.

  28. FACE

    Number 15 got it dead on. Most overrated person out there.

  29. i don't like people who have weird nicknames

    she has really nice big tits and a svelt body…..i never see any hotter chicks than her at the supermarket….never

  30. toolboy

    Who built that stage? God damn, it took a direct hit from J-Lo ass from about 4 ft and none of the back up dancers went down from the shockwave!?!? It must be a tempur-pedic….

  31. hey fatty fatty

    Like fat women in the U.S. (according to the flubbers who comment here), in Southern Cal that type of earthquake is “normal”.

  32. bored

    I loved her white, shiny legs and frilly bloomers. Also…never realized she is incredibly stumpy.

  33. bored

    I loved her white, shiny legs and frilly bloomers. Also…never realized she is incredibly stumpy.

  34. Poor J-Lo. This fall symbolizes what has happened to her career.

  35. Josh

    @4 lol

    Seriously, this POS needs to stop thinking she’s sexy. At least that hag Madonna’s music isn’t self absorbed bullshit. Good luck selling 3 albums.

  36. AGame

    was beyond horrible – the costumes, choreography, lip-syncing, that SONG!!!

    and then that fall – oof.

    she shld just go home to LI and be a mother to her twins – she’s officially over!!!

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  38. manlegs

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  39. mungs

    Fes is a backup dancer?

  40. mungs

    Fes is a backup dancer?

  41. mungs

    Fes is a backup dancer?

  42. Willie Dixon

    the look of fear on the dude in pict 1 is amazing…

    Cheers on the Great Gazoo reference…still chuckling imagining the sound effect of his little ship…

  43. See Alice

    Was there a strain gauge under the stage to record the force of that disgusting fat ass hitting the deck . Imagine the deflection of the floor compounded by the release of several cubic feet of super high pressure flatuence .

  44. I had the same thoughts while watching this A) Wait, how old is she again? and B.) Did she really just fall on her butt???

    Craig_Deedmach

  45. Fuck You

    45 minutes after her ass hit the stage a 10 foot tsunami hit Hawaii.

  46. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    J-Ho falling on her fat ass was hysterical. It proves how untalented she is, she can’t sing (didn’t on this show) or dance. Her acting and clothing lines have bombed. Its finally over J-Whore. Admit it, and go home.

    And by the way, wasn’t she trying to prove that she was ‘so real’ and was just ‘jenny from the block’ – now she’s singing about Christian Loubitin shoes?

    What fucking hypocritical piece of shit she truly is! I have loathed this vile disgusting home wrecking worn out broke down skeet skeet slut since day 1.

  47. Rasputins Liver

    *

    Wow….that bitch is not only fuckin’ hagged now, but she’s a total retard.

    *

  48. Steve Dood

    Marc Anthony totally looks like he is dying from AIDs. JLo’s ass is of planetary dimensions. That is why she is ok – planetary-sized cushion on her enormous ass.

    Fucking tools.

  49. y

    I guess her poor, tired, little legs finally got tired of caring around her 200 pound ass.

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