Jennifer Lopez almost shatters Southern California into the Pacific

November 22nd, 2009 // 66 Comments
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Jennifer Lopez performed her song “Louboutins” at the AMAs Sunday night only to end up landing on her J-Ass which had to be terrifying for the audience. One minute you’re wondering how old she is again, the next you’re looking for a goddamn doorway to stand in. Of course the most shocking part is when Marc Anthony doesn’t fly onstage in a tiny UFO like a Latin Great Gazoo and laugh in J-Lo’s face. Did not see that one coming.

UPDATE: Added new video.

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Comments (66)

  1. Jake | November 23, 2009 at 12:10 am

    FIRST MOTHER-BITCHES!!!!!

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  2. Mike | November 23, 2009 at 12:10 am

    sup sup

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  3. whatever | November 23, 2009 at 12:15 am

    old dried up vag

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  4. Richard McBeef | November 23, 2009 at 12:29 am

    Let’s list things she can’t do.

    1. act
    2. sing
    3. dance

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  5. Pet Society Help | November 23, 2009 at 12:33 am

    Michael Buffer FTW!!! Manny Pacquiao PWNS latin/hispanic boxers!!!

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  6. Melissa Munster | November 23, 2009 at 12:35 am

    Her song makes absolutely no sense with the boxer theme. WTF???

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  7. Pet Society Help | November 23, 2009 at 12:38 am

    2:43 is where the ass takes over.

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  8. acai berry | November 23, 2009 at 12:40 am

    she really pretty

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  9. Howling at the Moon | November 23, 2009 at 1:06 am

    Her ass looks deflated

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  10. Jillian | November 23, 2009 at 1:48 am

    new link @
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    2:50
    she wipes out at 3 min mark

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  11. stacie.farrell@gmail.com | November 23, 2009 at 1:55 am

    That guy’s face says “Oh fuck, mama’s gonna knock me out… “

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  12. I love to CaCa | November 23, 2009 at 2:02 am

    It would have been awesome if she planted a huge brown turd all over Miguel’s back mid air. Yummy.

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  13. Jillian's a douche bag | November 23, 2009 at 2:31 am

    thanks for posting the porn link you stupid fuck.

    Reply
  14. r4 dsi | November 23, 2009 at 2:44 am

    The most beautiful woman in the world, her music is angelic to my ears my god bless you and your family i wish to meet you one day God bless your voice.

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  15. puhleez | November 23, 2009 at 3:01 am

    You know what? This fat ass is a self-absorbed, talentless bitch who spits on people who aren’t rich or famous. She mostly only cares about herself and her career that anyone could give a shit about.

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  16. Sickitten | November 23, 2009 at 3:13 am

    those shorts. not w/her legs. tree trunks. she’s wearing sneakers yet she’s singing about high heels!

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  17. Sickitten | November 23, 2009 at 3:25 am

    Top pic looks like she’s taking a dump.

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  18. Superking | November 23, 2009 at 4:57 am

    Wow Jake, “First” in the last to posts here…. Your life must be pretty exciting little cock muncher

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  19. How to get a girl to like you | November 23, 2009 at 5:09 am

    j-lo’s still got it!

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  22. ugg boots sale | November 23, 2009 at 7:52 am

    You know what? This fat ass is a self-absorbed, talentless bitch who spits on people who aren’t rich or famous. She mostly only cares about herself and her career that anyone could give a shit about.

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  24. ELEPHANTMAN!!! BITCHES!!! | November 23, 2009 at 8:37 am

    @15 summed it up perfect! she really does think her SHIT doesn’t stink!

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  25. ELEPHANTMAN!!! BITCHES!!! | November 23, 2009 at 8:37 am

    @15 summed it up perfect! she really does think her SHIT doesn’t stink!

    Reply
  26. MissZ | November 23, 2009 at 9:08 am

    How much do you want to bet that dancer who was supposed to help her keep her balance got chewed out, ripped a new one, and fired?

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  27. nigel | November 23, 2009 at 9:16 am

    Given he way the media talk about JLO’s fall including this blog, I was thinking that it was a big disaster. The woman got straight up like a pro! What’s more embarrassing is the attempt to make it topical.

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  28. clean my room! | November 23, 2009 at 9:27 am

    dirty mexican.

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  29. FACE | November 23, 2009 at 9:36 am

    Number 15 got it dead on. Most overrated person out there.

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  30. i don't like people who have weird nicknames | November 23, 2009 at 9:44 am

    she has really nice big tits and a svelt body…..i never see any hotter chicks than her at the supermarket….never

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  31. toolboy | November 23, 2009 at 9:55 am

    Who built that stage? God damn, it took a direct hit from J-Lo ass from about 4 ft and none of the back up dancers went down from the shockwave!?!? It must be a tempur-pedic….

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  32. hey fatty fatty | November 23, 2009 at 10:04 am

    Like fat women in the U.S. (according to the flubbers who comment here), in Southern Cal that type of earthquake is “normal”.

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  33. bored | November 23, 2009 at 10:20 am

    I loved her white, shiny legs and frilly bloomers. Also…never realized she is incredibly stumpy.

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  34. bored | November 23, 2009 at 10:21 am

    I loved her white, shiny legs and frilly bloomers. Also…never realized she is incredibly stumpy.

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  35. Jamaicafest | November 23, 2009 at 10:52 am

    Poor J-Lo. This fall symbolizes what has happened to her career.

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  36. Josh | November 23, 2009 at 11:21 am

    @4 lol

    Seriously, this POS needs to stop thinking she’s sexy. At least that hag Madonna’s music isn’t self absorbed bullshit. Good luck selling 3 albums.

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  37. AGame | November 23, 2009 at 11:51 am

    was beyond horrible – the costumes, choreography, lip-syncing, that SONG!!!

    and then that fall – oof.

    she shld just go home to LI and be a mother to her twins – she’s officially over!!!

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  40. mungs | November 23, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Fes is a backup dancer?

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  41. mungs | November 23, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    Fes is a backup dancer?

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  42. mungs | November 23, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    Fes is a backup dancer?

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  43. Willie Dixon | November 23, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    the look of fear on the dude in pict 1 is amazing…

    Cheers on the Great Gazoo reference…still chuckling imagining the sound effect of his little ship…

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  44. See Alice | November 23, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Was there a strain gauge under the stage to record the force of that disgusting fat ass hitting the deck . Imagine the deflection of the floor compounded by the release of several cubic feet of super high pressure flatuence .

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  45. Craig_Deedmatch | November 23, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    I had the same thoughts while watching this A) Wait, how old is she again? and B.) Did she really just fall on her butt???

    Craig_Deedmach

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  46. Fuck You | November 23, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    45 minutes after her ass hit the stage a 10 foot tsunami hit Hawaii.

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  47. Jamie Lynn's Uterus | November 23, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    J-Ho falling on her fat ass was hysterical. It proves how untalented she is, she can’t sing (didn’t on this show) or dance. Her acting and clothing lines have bombed. Its finally over J-Whore. Admit it, and go home.

    And by the way, wasn’t she trying to prove that she was ‘so real’ and was just ‘jenny from the block’ – now she’s singing about Christian Loubitin shoes?

    What fucking hypocritical piece of shit she truly is! I have loathed this vile disgusting home wrecking worn out broke down skeet skeet slut since day 1.

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  48. Rasputins Liver | November 23, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    *

    Wow….that bitch is not only fuckin’ hagged now, but she’s a total retard.

    *

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  49. Steve Dood | November 24, 2009 at 1:46 am

    Marc Anthony totally looks like he is dying from AIDs. JLo’s ass is of planetary dimensions. That is why she is ok – planetary-sized cushion on her enormous ass.

    Fucking tools.

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  50. y | November 24, 2009 at 3:19 am

    I guess her poor, tired, little legs finally got tired of caring around her 200 pound ass.

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